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The reason why high school students should bring their mobile phones to school!

First, taking a mobile phone to school can safely and boldly spend money. Don't worry about having no money to spend. If we have no money, we have a mobile phone. If you have no money, just call my mother or father, and the money will keep coming. Parents who are not afraid of their babies being wronged outside now have no money to spend. Just say it and it will be sent right away.

Second, bringing a mobile phone to school can show the economic strength of the family and have a good face among classmates. You and P3 buy one, and P4 and I buy one; You take one with P4, and I'll take one with my camera. You bring famous brands, and I buy foreign famous brands. Better than who? Therefore, parents should not only let their children bring mobile phones, but also bring advanced mobile phones to their children, so as to show our family strength, and no one will look down on our children!

Third, you can go to school and fall in love with your mobile phone. What kind of society is it now? How can you fall in love without a mobile phone and live a boring student life without some embellishment? It is much more convenient to have a mobile phone. Can't you get a school girl or a handsome boy in both ways?

Fourth, bringing a mobile phone to school can enrich the monotonous campus life. I don't want to attend class, send text messages or be seen by teachers. Isn't it a pleasure to hold a wonderful concert in the classroom to relax teachers and students, relieve nervous brains and adjust the tired classroom atmosphere?

Fifth, bringing a mobile phone to school can make the school security personnel make rapid progress and train them into senior detectives. Although the mobile phone is not a valuable thing now, it will be very annoying once it is lost. A school has 4000-5000 students. Today, this student lost his mobile phone, and tomorrow, that student can't find it. After a while, didn't you all exercise? It's hard to make progress!

Bringing a mobile phone to school can contribute to the national economic development. Calculate, how many phone calls and text messages do we students make a month? How much contribution have you made to China Mobile and China Unicom? How many employees can you support? How much have you contributed to the country's economic development? What about a year later? Therefore, both China Mobile and China Unicom Mobile will support students to use their hands and feet and bring their mobile phones to school.

Bringing a mobile phone to school can exercise students' financial management ability. How much do you have to pay a month? Otherwise, you can't get information from your girlfriend and receive phone calls, which is a great thing. So from now on, you should cultivate their financial management ability so that they will not stumble into society in the future.

Bringing a mobile phone to school can train a large number of criminals for the country. I brought my mobile phone, but consumption is a big problem and my living expenses are limited. What if there is no phone bill? Senior students find a "borrowing" point for junior students? Or find some friends and go out after midnight to get some? Or get rid of some "useless" things of my roommate and change the phone bill for emergency. Slowly, our students will open up their own financial paths, and the Eight Immortals will cross the ocean to show their magical power. Didn't they all become pre-crime students? In view of the above eight reasons, I strongly suggest that parents of our students must equip their children with mobile phones, and it is best not to come to school without them!