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What are the interesting tips and advertisements?

Tip:

Grass: "Don't step on me! I am afraid of pain! "

Save water: don't let the faucet cry sadly.

Library: You have your home and I have my home. Don't put the book in the wrong place.

Toilet: Come in a hurry, go in a hurry.

Library: The library is an ocean of knowledge.

Cinema: Shh! Keep your voice down and keep it mysterious!

Trash can: My child: The garbage is in your hand! Let it come back quickly!

Sleep: The little star blinks again! Should I go to bed (~ "~) ~ ZZ?

Advertising language:

Calligraphy advertisement: Wang Xizhi and Liu Gongquan are all our employees!

Beverage advertisement: obey your desire.

Tea Advertisement: Taste and Smell! Have another bite, it smells better!

Couple clothing advertisement: the feeling of love ....

Steak advertisement: cut everything, cut it and chew it in your mouth.

Do not smoke.

Don't smoke, you hear me? Your lungs are crying.

Listening to mp3 is not good for hearing.

Ear: "Keep your voice down, I need to be quiet."

Don't be crowded when driving.

A little parting is better than a wedding;

Don't be crowded when driving.

You let me let you, the road is wider.

Don't be crowded when driving.

People are closer and cars are farther away.

Please don't stand on the roof guardrail.

We want to fly, but don't stand on the guardrail on the roof.

Tip:

Grass: "Don't step on me! I am afraid of pain! "

Save water: don't let the faucet cry sadly.

Library: You have your home and I have my home. Don't put the book in the wrong place.

Toilet: Come in a hurry, go in a hurry.

Library: The library is an ocean of knowledge.

Cinema: Shh! Keep your voice down and keep it mysterious!

Trash can: My child: The garbage is in your hand! Let it come back quickly!

Sleep: The little star blinks again! Should I go to bed (~ "~) ~ ZZ?

Advertising language:

Calligraphy advertisement: Wang Xizhi and Liu Gongquan are all our employees!

Beverage advertisement: obey your desire.

Tea Advertisement: Taste and Smell! Have another bite, it smells better!

Couple clothing advertisement: the feeling of love ....

Steak advertisement: cut everything, cut it and chew it in your mouth.

I like your deep eyes and hate using a knife to express unforgettable feelings.

I love the rubbish in your hand, please don't ignore me.

Cherish the water of life and "live" bit by bit.

I had a big appetite and swallowed all the scraps of paper.

Don't walk like the Monkey King.

Can play games, but can't play games; Games are not life. Life is not a game.

Public * * * places, Cod, no invigilation, I wish you qualified.

Please "shoot" at close range.

Don't drive crowded, you let me give way, the road is wider.

Meditation absorbs the source of knowledge and shows the true nature of true talent and learning.

Don't take anything away except memories, and don't leave anything behind except footprints.

With noise, I can't be calm. With slapstick, others can't think.

School is my home. Cleaning depends on everyone. Wear new clothes on the wall. Please cherish.

The grass smiles at you, please make way.

Every flower and grass is life, and a leaf is always related to love.

Worried, I'm worried! The earth is our only home. Love it as much as you love life.

Wine luminous glass, overeating hurts the spleen and stomach.

Don't smoke, you hear me? Your lungs are crying.

Take a detour of three or five steps and leave the grass green.

You wave your sleeves and don't take away a cloud.

I took a step without leaving any paper.

Don't use the corridor as a runway, and don't use the game as judo.

Fasten your seat belt. You can't copy it.

"Phlegm" is appropriate, starting with me.

Spiritual communication doesn't need too many words.

Make your "spit" as elegant as your speech.

The grass is rich, don't get drunk in my arms.

I left quietly, just as I came gently.