Funny wedding greetings spoof

It’s okay if the wedding greetings are humorous, but pranks are a bit too much. Recommended humorous wedding greetings are as follows:

1. The old man holds the red thread, and the marriage is held by the thin thread. True love lasts a lifetime, romance supports each other in old age, flowers bloom and lotus flowers bloom, good things come to you all the time, make a good marriage today, and the beautiful grass and flowers also smile. , I wish you a long and happy life, a hundred years is too little, and I wish you a happy wedding!

2. The full moon flowers are full of love and beauty, and flowers and candles accompany the night. Happy wedding blessings to you, may you grow old hand in hand in harmony. Mandarin ducks enjoy their pillows happily, and they are free and happy without envying the gods. Husband and wife love each other since early in life, and they are sweet until they grow old.

3. I wish you happiness throughout your life, estrangement for three lifetimes, living under the same roof for four lifetimes, good harvests, good luck, a colorful life, wealth from all directions, concentricity, and perfection.

4. You will become a couple today, and you will have a good relationship today.

5. Live happily, be in love with each other, cultivate a hundred predestined relationships in three lives, never leave and never give up, from generation to generation, great joy in the fleeting years, wine glasses far away, perfect knowledge and beauty, hundreds of children and thousands of grandchildren, all the best. ! Happy wedding!

6. Two people will be happy for the whole life, they will be happy together in the third life and the fourth life, the grain will be plentiful and the sixth and sixth will be smooth, love will come from all directions on the Chinese Valentine's Day, long-lasting love will be perfect, and a hundred years of good fortune will bring thousands of blessings. Happy wedding!

7. Flowers bloom, wealth and wealth will bloom for five generations, and the mandarin ducks and the happy fish and water will harmoniously cross their necks, and the mandarin ducks and swallows will be newly married.

8. Today you have become the most beautiful bride, and then you will become the happiest woman, and you will embark on the happy "road of no return". May you love each other and be together for a lifetime. Happy wedding!

9. Happiness is sieging the city in October. Destined people will determine three lives. National Day and Family Day will be celebrated. Double happiness is coming in the golden autumn. Lovers will be in love for a lifetime, and they will love each other sincerely. During the National Day holiday, I wish you a happy marriage and a happy marriage for a hundred years.

10. Hand in hand for life, love between two people, three lives and three lives, staying together for life, five blessings, sixty-six great fortunes, a good wife and filial son, wealth from all directions, lasting for a long time, perfect.