Crazy funny text messages

1. That day I looked at your seductive body infatuatedly, twisting naked in front of me and gently touching your skin. I couldn’t resist your temptation: Boss, I want this. A fish!

2. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you have lost weight, I have lost weight because you are sick, I laugh because you are strong, and I am rich because Sold you... pig!

3. I was very nervous the first time, and he kept asking me to relax gently, and then [filtered words] my body was bleeding, and I was in so much pain that I couldn’t cry out, and then I understood. ...This is what blood donation looks like!

4. I held you that night and told you to put on that thing in your ear. You said it felt good not to wear it. Now is the safety period. It’s okay... but the traffic police will catch you if you don’t wear a helmet. What to do?

5. I am a person who has a crush on you. The first time I saw you, I decided that you were the one I should wait for in this life. But my only regret is... Sorry, I sent Wrong person!

6. When you left me silently, I was in great pain and didn’t know what to do. Looking at your back, I hated myself. It was all my fault... Get up early and catch the car. Got it!

7. Do you know? I miss you every day and every night. I think about it when I eat, when I sleep, and when I work. I really want to say to you... pay the money back quickly!

8. I really love you and don’t want to leave you. I feel sad that you have trapped me so deeply. If you really don't want to make me sad, please rise quickly... the stock market!

10. You are kind like a cat, you are loyal like a dog, you are cute like a bird, you know the way like a horse, you are brilliant like a butterfly, you are diligent like a bee, you are similar in everything. , no wonder everyone calls you...an animal!