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I’m sorry for my wife: Wife, I’m sorry for having you follow me and feel wronged.

My colleague suddenly posted to several WeChat Moments saying he was sorry for his wife. We people who eat melons all thought that 520 did not send anything? In the middle of the night, everyone received a group message from his wife on his mobile phone. His wife is very good-looking, has a good figure, and can sing well! I heard that the couple dated online and had been married for several years. At first, their family opposed the marriage, but they finally got together. No one thought that their colleague would cheat on them.

2

I had a fight with my wife recently. In fact, every time I get angry, I regret it. I don’t know what to say to calm her down. I just want to hold you tight and keep touching you. I touched my head and cried coquettishly. I'm sorry, my wife. I love you. I don't want to make you angry anymore. I want to be together sweetly all the time.

Three

I laughed so hard last year. I’m still saying that I’m not a fan of When I meet someone, I can only say that you deserve it. And Li Yutong, the text message her mother sent, she should have been jailed for cheating during marriage. Hahahaha, isn’t your own daughter a mistress in front of others? Who is more noble than the other?

Four

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Suddenly, I figured it out! What if: Marry a husband who doesn’t know what a wife is. Sorry, we are just strangers

Five

The Buddha said: If we don't owe each other, how can we meet the husband and wife in this life? It must be an unfinished fate in the previous life. Come on, wife, let's work hard together. I'm sorry for making you unhappy today. I will pay attention to my methods in the future.

Six

Wife, I'm sorry for making you suffer with me! Tears can only be shed in my heart. I will treat you well in this life!

Seven

My husband took the initiative to take a photo with me for the first time

Then he said, wife, I’m sorry for you

I didn’t give you what you wanted.

It doesn’t matter

It’s good to have you

Eight

I talk to my wife in Japanese for more than ten hours a day While studying Japanese, the power of love is so terrifying that it makes me work hard.

The first time I drove in Japan, I almost got into a fight with a Japanese.

My wife said that no matter what language you learn, you must dare to speak it to the other person.

I just scolded my wife in the car and said, "I'm sorry." He went too far

Nine

I went to the hospital today because there was an error in my previous appointment (blame I didn’t figure it out), and I had to change the hospital, so I lost my temper. She gave him a few harsh words and asked him to find another hospital quickly. Later, we apologized to each other, and I said: Husband, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have lost my temper with you. He: I'm sorry, my wife. I'm not familiar with the process. I understand you. You are anxious and it's a special period. Then it was okay to hug. The same is true when you are in love. You have the courage to express your love and admit your mistakes, and there is no cold war. Originally, I said yesterday that I wanted to go to the hospital by myself, without him accompanying me, because he had to submit the plan today. He teased me and said: No, I have to accompany you, otherwise you, a big-bellied woman, would run around by yourself, and... Shit, if someone sees you, they have to say you are pitiful. Last night he worked overtime until 11 o'clock and came home. Because I had no strength at all, he had been massaging my legs and feet for the past two days. I asked him how long he had been squeezing me. He said he pinched me until I fell asleep, and I said how did you know I fell asleep? Him: Your breathing has become evener, and your breathing sound is getting louder and louder until you are snoring, hahahahaha.

Pig head, pig girl, that’s right!

Ten

What I feel at this moment is

Women are always at a disadvantage

The pain they endure cannot be replaced at all

A man really has no right to be sorry to his wife

Now he doesn’t want to have a girl baby

On November 11

The son came home tremblingly and said: Dad, I only got 36 points in today's exam. I said angrily: If you fail the exam next time, don't call me dad. After the second exam, my son came back and said to me, "I'm sorry, brother." I saw the mobile phone in my wife's hand suddenly fell to the ground, and she knelt down on the ground: Husband, I resisted, but your dad is too strong?

Twelve

Me I can no longer disappoint my wife. From now on, I will always bear in mind the mistakes I should not have made and never make them again. We are married and have children. As a man, I have the responsibility to take good care of my wife and children. Therefore, I am sincerely sorry to my wife! There is no reason to hurt my wife anymore! Nothing is an excuse! I have to bear in mind that I am already a husband and a father, and I can no longer face life casually. Sadness

Thirteen

At three o'clock in the morning, my husband coughed violently and nosebleeds spurted out. I jumped up and wiped it for him. I was worried and scared and told him that it was okay to get it on the sheets. And he told me over and over again, "I'm sorry, my wife, I messed with the bed and woke you up." After hastily cleaning up, I held him in my arms and prayed to the Bodhisattva over and over again: "Please bless him?" before gradually falling asleep.

Fourteen

It doesn’t matter that I haven’t rested for more than half a month, but it’s hard for my good wife to take care of two young children at home alone and have to cook for me. I’m sorry, honey! Don't be angry! My husband was wrong

Fifteen

I recalled several experiences similar to "falling in love". My first love disappeared mysteriously, and when I came back, I told me that there was a boy in their class who was so, so good to her. She couldn't see me again, so she decisively chose to feel sorry for me; the second one was a peaceful breakup, she had a lot of wives, and she probably wasn't really sure what love was; the third one was too morbid, and would threaten her with death if she stayed even a little far away. I posted a photo of my pulse cut to a group chat, and was criticized by several close friends of mine. The last one told me a touching love story between her and her boyfriend, and I realized that there was a strong connection between me and her. It was not love at all, and there was no love at all. It was just her friendship for me and my possessiveness toward her that I unilaterally regarded as love.

Summary: It’s great to fall in love and chase stars

Sixteen

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

What about you guys? So ugly! Dirty dirt

I’m sorry, husband, I’m sorry, my wife, I’m on my knees, I’m on my knees

I went to bed early today and went into airplane mode after posting this Weibo

Examination Approaching, anxious to death, Axi sad

Give me good luck Amitabha.

Seventeen

2018.6.20 I reflect on myself. Recently, I have been 101 every day to spend money on Zi Ning for the World Cup and Messi for the World Cup. I don’t even care about my baby’s return. I am really a I'm so sorry for Ms. Kim Taeyeon's tears. I'm going to buy 20 albums now to give my wife tears of apology

Eighteen

A man was dying of cancer. Before he died, he and His wife said that he wanted to see the woman he felt most sorry for in his life, and his wife agreed. When his lover came to the hospital, the man told his lover that he loved her the most in his life, but he was also the most sorry. After saying this, the lover left. The man called his wife in again and said that there are 700,000 in this card, which is all the money I have saved in my life, and I will give it all to you. Do you think this man loves his wife more or his lover more?

Nineteen

Too tired, although I hate to say what if. It would be okay if I were single now, I wouldn’t have to feel sorry for my wife and children! So cute and handsome! It’s so cute to give it away

Twenty

He drank too much and wanted to video chat with me.

He said a bunch of incomprehensible things. He called me wife, then said I was heartless, and finally said he was sorry. I cried for a long time.

Twenty-one

The night before yesterday, he suddenly said to me: Wife, I’m sorry, we’ve had a lot of quarrels recently, whether it’s your fault or mine, I still love you very much from now on. If only we could tolerate each other more?

Although we have had a lot of quarrels recently, I still feel like we are living in a honeypot every day

Let’s work hard together in the next days when we are apart

Twenty-Two

I have a very close male friend who suddenly called me today and asked me to help him lie to his wife, saying that we had dinner together last Thursday night. He promised in front of me that he had not done anything to disgrace his wife or family, saying that if I did not help, they might get divorced and get angry

Twenty-three

Watch the rebirth to catch (father) raping I cried when I read the article. Do men feel that even if they cheat on their wives, they have not failed their children?

Twenty-four

I think Zhang Changgong and his wife Li Muzi are really cute

He never dared to raise his voice to Muzi

When two people quarrel, they must not let others hear. Then the two of them quarrel quietly. Even if he is unhappy first, he must be the first to say sorry in the end. The third young master of the Tang family is also very good at coaxing his wife. His mouth is simply open. It's as sweet as eating honey

Twenty-five

I was wrong, I'm sorry for my wife, it's all my fault.

Twenty-six

Wife, my dearest wife, please listen to my explanation. My phone just ran out of battery. I turned it on when I got home and saw the WeChat message you sent me. , then I replied to you on WeChat and you blocked me, and then I didn’t reply to you on WeChat and I gave you more ideas. I’m sorry, wife, I won’t show up again

Twenty-seven

I miss my little baby because I often go out with my elders recently and I rarely have time to accompany my little baby. It makes my little baby very sad. I’m sorry. My wife loves you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you the most. I only love you

Twenty-eight

I still see it, silly girl, my husband loves you so much. In the future, my husband will not reason with you or quarrel with you. My husband will just coax you. You, I want you to be happy. My wife always likes to think wildly. I'm sorry that I can't be with you. I feel wronged. My husband loves you.

Twenty-nine

My wife is again I'm sorry for being angry with me. I shouldn't have done it last night.

Thirty

My girlfriend will be as cute as you love her. The more pampered you are, the cuter it becomes! Recently I have always been a bit grumpy and aggressive towards her, which makes her feel wronged and unhappy. It is my problem, she looks like a child! I know that no matter what, it is my fault to be cruel to her

Thirty-one

My head hurts and my heart hurts. Feeling like vomiting. My ears are also very uncomfortable and I can't lift my arms. My legs are sore too. This is my comeuppance. Sorry Wife

Thirty-Two

The wife I love most in this world is also the one I am most sorry for. She married me and gave me the best years of her youth. Now I can't give her anything, I hate myself so much,

Thirty-three

Wife, I'm sorry for watching the game too late last night

Arrive I haven’t even put out all the pictures yet

How about posting a few pictures first to ask for forgiveness? Kneel down

Then I won’t talk anymore

I’m going to Guangzhou Tower. My friend who lost the game saved me

Thirty-four

I see who has the fucking guts, they scolded me, Germany and Brazil, for refusing to accept the fight. Losing is normal. People have to lose by themselves, so why should you win? If you win, you will be happy. Will the big banker behind it be satisfied? It could even kill me.

Do you take care of my wife and children? Um? I didn’t want to feel sorry for everyone, so I just took a walk. If I scored, it was leg cramps. You can just play around in the group stage.

Thirty-five

I’m sorry, wife, don’t be angry. . I was wrong, I said the wrong thing, I'm sorry, I love you, I love you very much. Moma

Thirty-six

It’s my mother who has always insisted on using a key to lock the door. This problem can only be blamed on me for not telling her in advance. . . . I'm sorry, wife, I didn't tell you in advance, please forgive me. . . .

Thirty-seven

The wife came home, the husband was lying on the bed, and the wife was about to go crazy. The husband took out the blue underwear from under the bed and cursed: "Bitch, whose underwear belongs to me? I don't have underwear like this!" ?The wife turned pale:?Listen to my explanation of this?Actually?Husband:?Go away, I don’t want to see you?The wife said dejectedly:?I’m sorry, husband, I’ll come back when you calm down! ?A naked woman came out of the closet and said in a coquettish voice: ?You still have a way with the damn thing, you almost...?

Thirty-eight

Ask yourself, I never thought you were me role model

I don’t want to celebrate this festival hypocritically

I never think you are worthy of this festival

I’m watching everything you say and do tonight Listen up

It turns out that a father can suddenly lose his temper and say die in front of his wife and daughter

I’m sorry I can’t wish you a happy Father’s Day and I can’t say this. By the way, you have already hurt me deeply. Not fighting with you is my last patience.

What kind of rubbish are you talking about? Get out of here on Father’s Day

Thirty-nine

Today, 27 and 3 days, a little guy weighing two pounds is jubilant in my belly. My husband is sleepy and has fallen into a deep sleep. From time to time, he will say something like "I'm really tired today and I didn't spend enough time with you. I'm sorry, wife." In fact, you are already very good. You watched Extreme Challenge with me, chatted with me, and ate watermelon with me. If you're so sleepy, go to bed early. I'll love you later. Happy Father's Day to you.

Forty

Originally, I saw that I had a wife in the Japanese version and I was super happy during my sleep?

Until I saw my wife’s eyes?

Sorry, it turned out to be a knife

But I am not afraid of qaqqq if I love you