My last trip

On the fourth floor, the patrol teacher walked around very excitedly. After more than a minute, all the girls in the boys' room were successfully evacuated. Haruko and I also breathed a sigh of relief (otherwise we would sleep in the same bed).

A safe night.

According to the boys, they watched Let's Date together. They say this movie is much more interesting than If You Are the One, because there are many diaosi in it.

I still remember last month, Newdy looked at it with relish with a book "The Story of Diaosi" and had to make people think deeply.

Jiayuguan Tower (Yang Yin's tour guide said it seems to have something to do with the Great Wall? I don't remember) In short, this kind of scenic spot looks the same to me-set up many stairs for you to climb, stand at the highest point, and then come down from the stairs. This process is applicable to almost all scenic spots, such as Mount Tai, Mount Huangshan and Yesanpo. Notre Dame de Paris is like this, especially the Arc de Triomphe. The Eiffel Tower takes the elevator instead of stairs, but it is still the same in essence. Does this generalization seem painful?

There is nothing to see, you can squeeze out something to see, and there is no scenery to create scenery. For example, I have seen something called Shi Yanming. There is a small stone on a big stone. The tour guide knocked. "Does this sound like Yan Ming to you?" How can I hear it? It sounds like two stones are colliding. It is said that there is a sad story behind it ... look at the Chinese part of the introduction card. We bought two swallows and came back from the city to eat. As soon as the gate was closed, the female Yan came in and the male Yan was killed by the gate. ), so the female swallow cried sadly all day.

Look at the English version of the introduction, the sentences are very smooth. The most powerful thing is that they released "the female swallow was very sad when she saw the killed male swallow, and she was dead all day long." The woman killed the man and saw Yan Yan. She was very sad. She mourned all day and then died. I can't help but praise who did this, even worse than google translator!

As we all know, stationery likes to print English words, as if it were imported from America. Jewelry packaging likes to print Korean, which seems to be imported from Korea. But as we all know, it is actually made in China. I want to import everything these days, as if everything imported is better than domestic ones. It was discovered two days ago that jelly imported from Thailand and raisins imported from Vietnam are more expensive than those imported from China! Let alone Thailand, a country rich in cheap daughter-in-law, and the Philippines, which produces nannies, are still fighting for a South China Sea.

I found that my sentence was off topic, so I went back to speak English. Those deliberately printed English are often fluent. I am stirring. It seems that the 26 letters don't involve infringement, so there is no need to copy them like [Kang Shuai Fu] [Da Bai Mian] [Zhi Zhi Xiangguazi] ... But a few years ago, I also saw a pen with the words: A friend in need is a friend indeed.

There is nothing to say at lunch, that's all.

After five hours' drive to Dunhuang, I will start to secrete the antidiuretic hormone of Alpine+Rainbow Sugar+Honey Ring Water again.

On the way, we got off at a place called Guazhou. It is said that the melons here are very famous. Li Dagua appeared in front of us at an inopportune time ... A group of people gathered around a table and didn't finish it at last, so they gave it to a small pot friend of Grade One for free.

Mosquitoes here have long legs ...

Arrive in Dunhuang. I want to say it again: Dunhuang. These two words are really enjoyable and particularly domineering. My childhood impression of Dunhuang: murals. Mural impression: Egypt. Impression of Egypt: positive law. Impression of dharma: the head and feet are oriented at 90 degrees to the body, only one eye is exposed, and the palms of both hands are outward.

Of course, I know ... The murals in Dunhuang are definitely not so ugly.

An unprecedented sumptuous dinner, Mathieu has been excitedly commenting on the food, while Huang Shuai said nothing. Finally, a cake (a piece) was attached, which everyone declined and finally fell into the belly of Governor Huang. "Sure, Ninth Five-Year Plan! 》

The children in Grade One put cakes on the wall, which is the result of the expansion of the experimental class-the quality is declining.

In the evening, in groups of four, ride a camel to the desert (Mingsha Mountain). During the grouping, the monitor asked us if we had any requirements. We said that we should hurry. Marty, little brothers and zombies have more courage. In order to save money, they are going to cross the desert on foot.

We have been looking forward to it, and we have begun to speculate that when someone rides, the camel's feet will sink deeply.

Before entering the desert, the first task is to cover your face with a hat, scarf, sunglasses and neck cover. A Resident Evil is staged here ... Except for the big melon, it is more like a milkman on the farm, Meng Shuai is like Spider-Man, and his sister is like a pesticide sprayer.

Guide: Camels are very docile animals. ...

Ceng Shuai: Camels can bite off half a person's face. ...

With these two sentences of background knowledge, I staggered up.

Five camels are tied together, so the five of us are on the same line. The order is: Shen Xun, me, CBT, Qingzai, Ceng Shuai.

Shen Xun: King of England, your camel has been panting. ...

What can I say when I meet this excellent spit? "Yes, because I am too fat."

CBT kept urging his camel to go. Finally, when it was only ten centimeters away from me, CBT said, "Bite her, bite her!" " "

You can imagine the next scream. CBT's camel retreated again. The tour guide said in a sheep's tone that camels are afraid of human voices.

Just when CBT was proud, my camel suddenly farted and immediately began to gloat (remember I said gloat can be a noun verb adjective adverb), almost spraying it on CBT.

You did a good job.

On the way, I witnessed a scene in which a camel in Sun Yuan refused to carry it. The person in charge explained: Because the camel is too small, Sunyuan is too heavy. Then I thought about how strong the camel carrying Brother Guang is! I sympathize with it very much. It's simply cruelty to animals.

Suddenly I heard the CBT behind me say, "Hey, Sun Jinglu, why is there a word carved on your ass?" I almost fell. "I mean, your camel." He changed his mind at once.

When skiing, I suggest that everyone die together. But Shen Xun doesn't like us. He wants to skate alone. So I found a fat melon with Qingzai, and felt that the fat man had a big friction. (But in fact, the acceleration is the same, sinθg-μcosθg) Dagua said, you must shout when you get off, which is more exciting.

So in the process of falling:

Cucumber: ah, ah, ah ... ah, ah, cough, cough, cough.

Haruko: ... ahhh ... ahhh. ...

Me: (After all) Hahahahahahahaha!

They both drank a mouthful of sand, so I was wise.

Actually, I want to say that this place is too expensive. Camel 100, shoe cover 10, sand sliding 25, taking your picture 10, taking your picture 20, yogurt 10, battery car 10, and a bottle of sand 10. The most embarrassing thing is that you are sitting on a camel and the staff below take advantage of you.

On the way back, everyone was a little abnormal. For example, Sammy has been singing: I am a Samoyed. ...

Liang Sicheng is called "120% pure man" because of his gentle personality. In order to prove that he is a pure man, he kicked the tree he met on the road and was told as a joke. So on the way back, Ceng Shuai sneered: "Liang Sicheng, beat this desert quickly! Pump the water out! Turn into a beach! "

Mr. guang stressed: there is no string room! Therefore, Qing Zi and I decided to start the mode of learning hegemony and immerse ourselves in sailing.

But at the hotel.

"Why don't we watch TV first?"

"good!"

Haruko said, "I'll sleep for half an hour first and then take a shower later."

"Must I wake you up?"

Haruko learned the lesson of the European Cup, "Good."

in half an hour ...

Shake it gently. "Get up!"

Shake it hard "Half an hour, take a bath!"

Shake it hard "Can't get up to take a shower! ? "

Some people will be very upset when they are woken up in their sleep, and may kick you away unconsciously. This is what I do when I sleep, so in order not to get kicked off, I decided to change my method.

Find out the touch, hit the fighter at the maximum volume, switch to the little love song, switch to the new division ..................................................................................................................................................

But she stood still.

I sent a text message to Guagua Ergua, asking them to make an internal call and wake them up by phone. I don't think she can kick the phone.

As a result, Daguan and Ergua came in their pajamas. Two melons shook their feet for a long time and woke up.

That was brave. Fortunately, Haruko is not the type to kick people.

I watched the replay of Let's Date Haruko, and the people in it were all armed!

Decisively change the channel to Zhen Xuan.

Before going to bed, Hua Fei was making waves. After waking up, Hua Fei is not dead. The TV was on all night.

Visit the Mogao Grottoes in the morning. The only pair of trousers I brought on the day of camel riding was dirty, so I went in beautifully in a pair of shorts. On the bus, the tour guide said that some things were not allowed to be taken to the Mogao Grottoes. In fact, it boils down to two things. It is called "this is not allowed" and "that is not allowed".

In that case, don't bring anything. Seeing that it was not sunny, I resolutely left my umbrella in the car.

It is boring to assemble.

Sister: "Little brother, come for a while."

Little brother: "No inspiration."

Sister: "Art comes from life."

Little brother: "My art comes from other people's lives."

No sooner had I entered the door than it began to rain.

Marty: "Do you have a pen?"

Me: "No."

Marty (happy): "That's all right. You didn't bring it. "

After a while.

Marty: "Do you have an umbrella?"

Me: "No."

Marty (happy): "Oh, never mind."

Me: "What's the matter?"

Marty: "The girls didn't bring them. It doesn't matter if you don't. "

Actually, I've been looking for his logic. Is it because girls didn't bring umbrellas that God decided to bring less?

That was not the case. It's getting bigger and bigger ... it's still cold in the cave and my knees hurt. I'm in a terrible situation now, wearing shorts and no umbrella. This is ... stop crying.

Finally, I trudged in the rain for more than ten minutes and got soaked and rushed to the bus. Several drivers are getting together to smoke and watch "Royal Guards". Northwest people are very kind. When they saw me coming, they put out their cigarettes and asked me if I watched TV. In the car, I spread my umbrella and put it on the seat to build a dressing room. I put on dry clothes silently, chatted with GPS silently, and stuffed a pile of soft bread silently. (Too lazy to go down and have dinner with everyone) But they think the poor thirteen students are too sick to eat. ...

Finally, I went down. The antidiuretic hormone doesn't work at all times. I told the driver I'm going to the bathroom and I'll be back later. The driver is going to eat. He wants to ask: when will you come back? The result is: Do you go to the toilet fast or slow?

I was embarrassed there. In fact, most people are quite fast, except Kent. It's a long story about Kent. For details, please refer to Walking in Travel Notes of Brain Damage Disappeared.

I bought three postcards in a hurry before the party. GPS and Create are online, so I want to go to their address. The last one was left to Yin, but Yin was ungrateful. Damn it, I wrote it all. He doesn't want it. What a surprise: Create's real name is Rick Fang. What a unique name! Right? @ Uncle)

It's interesting to go to the lecture about Mogao Grottoes in the afternoon. I didn't finish watching the Mogao Grottoes, so I went to a lecture by Mao. It's like writing a film review without watching a movie. It's really interesting. I wonder if the person in charge of arranging the route in the travel agency is in a daze. (noun form appears! )

I asked brother guang: after listening to the lecture, can you send it to the place where you just bought the postcard?

Brother Guang agrees.

During that lecture, I slept all the time and only vaguely understood one word: Dunhuang.

Finally, it was over, and it began to rain. I was about to send a postcard to the post office in the rain, but the damn bus came! It just came! So we missed the post office.

In the evening, take the train to Lanzhou. More than 200 people flocked to the train station store, which was like robbery. I didn't buy stamps either.

On the bus, I received a message from Yang Fang asking for a postcard. I happened to have an empty one in my hand, so I wrote it.

I received a short message from Zhongyue again. She seems to be interested in the postmark of Dunhuang, but it is no longer possible, so I gave it to Zhongyue (with the seal of Mogao Grottoes on it), but the content has been written ... So Zhongyue will receive a postcard with the following contents:

"I know this one is ugly, but I know you don't pay attention to artistic effects either ~"

I really hope that Zhongyue, as a person who pays great attention to artistic effects, will not be angry when he sees it.

A bunch of people are still playing cards, and several ethnic minorities hold up umbrellas and hang them between two middle shops, so that passers-by can't see our faces, and they have to bend down to see them. In this way, unwelcome people will be too lazy to bother us because of trouble, and we will have a relatively safe space.

I don't know what topic I'm talking about. I said that my favorite sentence recently is: This is life.

Little silly brother immediately attracted Yuanyuan and Yang Yang to poke her together. Little silly brother was originally a rain brother, a prophet in the sheep race. She and Li Dagua have the same effect. Li Dagua wrote on his face: "Hello, everyone, my name is Li Dagua, and you have come to bully me." Little silly brother's face reads: "Hello everyone, my name is little silly brother, you come to bully me."

Little silly brother asked solemnly, "How can I not write these words on my face?"

Yang Yang: "No chance."

Little silly brother: "(pretending to cry) Why do you all bully me?"

Yang Yang applied what he had learned: "This is life!"

Later, we will sing together. If we can't sing, we will sing the song of Xu Kaiyang, which I adapted from Song of the Yangtze River in the chorus competition. The lyrics are as follows:

You came to the Western Heaven from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to learn from the scriptures.

Amitabha changed his fate.

You feed sweet milk to my teacher.

You feed my Xu Kaiyang with your strong arms.

We praise Xu Kaiyang as a breeding ground for bacteria.

We became attached to Xu Kaiyang, and Xu Kaiyang is a paradise in dung beetles.

Every time this song is played, she pouts and has nothing to say. This is the first time that I beat her in language.

I say we stop sleeping and talk at night.

Yuanyuan said, well, start at three o'clock, so that you can "tell the truth when you are sleepy" again.

I received a GPS message the next morning, and my mood was complicated, so I won't say much.

Out of the station, married and having children to go to the hourly room to wash, people's potential is indeed unlimited ... Four people have been taking a bath for half an hour, more than an hour earlier than the assembly time.

I tentatively asked brother guang if he could go to the post office in a very tactful and friendly tone. Brother Guang must play. I ran to the post office and it began to rain again. Haruko: "Have we brought the Dragon King of Cuihu?"

Lunch is in a very advanced place, after all, it is the provincial capital! I didn't know that Lanzhou is the capital of Gansu province until that day, and I remembered what Sister Biya said: the geography teacher died young. Off topic, um, lunch, in a small private room. Before we went, Haruko and I had an agreement to order noodles alone, not with boys. Their fighting capacity is too strong. ) Six out of ten people have already separated, and three of the remaining four people are big eaters. Marty: "Why don't you eat?" Need a single point? "

Marty, Professor and Huang Shuai, the invincible trio, can eat the whole earth.

Marty's characteristic is [talking while eating, saying it's an excuse for eating]

The characteristic of Huang Shuai is [I care about you very much, and I ate without saying anything. ]

The characteristic of the professor is [I have flexible hands and flexible ten fingers ...] Why do you say that? As I said before, the professor's favorite thing to do is to dig+bounce or rub the ball+throw it out. Mathematically speaking, Yu cut is called her brushing, twisting, sweeping and plucking the strings slowly. This individual is used to exercising his extremely flexible fingers, and he is particularly handy when picking up food when eating.

I have to mention that Marty's ability to grab food is very high: the interval between the waiter's serving and his chewing is not more than ten minutes. First of all, he will comment on the dishes, naturally turn the turntable to his position, and then say, I'll try it. Suppose the turntable turns clockwise, and the three of them make a hullabaloo about eating seafood. They see that the dishes they are interested in turn far away, then turn counterclockwise and come back. ...

This embarrassed us sitting opposite. Yang Yang and Yuanyuan were sitting opposite us, but when they saw this situation, they moved to their side, reducing the degree of injury. However, Haruko and I have a big stove and a heavy box, so we don't need to join the rice bucket. (Marty once helped me move the box, "Hey, why is it so heavy?" I thought, "It's all because of you")

Growing up, I encountered any kind of competition. I either tried to do it alone, or I would rather not fight for anything. I just don't like that state. I will despise myself. Of course, my mother doesn't think so. She said that if a person wants to gain a foothold in society, he must rob. For example, her neighbors who grew up together can rob everything, from cookies to husbands, and their faces are particularly open.

But I just want to live more like a person than an animal.

The topic returned to the dinner table, and a basin of noodles was served.

Marty: "Excuse me, is this side pulled?"

This caused a protest at the dinner table. "Can you stop being so disgusting?" He can obviously ask: Is this Lamian Noodles? Why are you talking so loudly? (Adverb form appears! )

The noodles we ordered have been delayed, and someone has already quarreled. Marty and the professor said there was no pressure because they were full. From time to time, someone goes to ask if Brother Guang's face has come up, because he won't urge us to leave without it.

The content of the quarrel is: "Why hasn't ours come yet?"

Waiter: "Are you a big bowl or a small bowl?"

"big bowl."

Waiter: "Oh, the big bowl is just a little slower than the small one."

This logic is invincible, two small bowls together are not big bowls! If we say "small bowl", she will definitely say "Oh, small bowl is slower than big bowl, because it is more exquisite."

By the time I got on the bus, I was about to lose my temper. The poker player also asked us to change places, and I suddenly burst out with a sentence, "Play a rough card!" " "

Then there is silence.

In the afternoon, I visited the laboratory of China Academy of Sciences in Lanzhou. Interestingly, there is no experiment in Beijing, so we have to go to Lanzhou to have a look. We speculate that there will be a train in the afternoon. If it costs money to go to the hourly room, it is better to contact a laboratory or something to stay and cultivate boring sentiments. In fact, I have never understood whether the Chinese Academy of Sciences is a school or a research institute.

The speaker was humorous and made many slips of the tongue:

"dehydrogenation of carbonyl group" (is there hydrogen in carbonyl group? Hello! )

"Go home and Google it."

"* * * bond valence compound"

Another commentator:

"Are you from the Middle School Attached to Beijing Normal University?"

"The second attached middle school."

"Oh, that's not bad."

What do you mean [that's not bad] ... better than No.1 Middle School, please!

When I came out from the Chinese Academy of Sciences, an aunt caught up with me and took Yang Yang kindly.

"Are you from Beijing?"

Yang Yang nodded.

Aunt: "Are you the only one at home? How many sisters? "

Yang Yang: "Aren't they all only children now?"

Aunt: "Oh, the consumption level in Beijing is high. Is the tuition high? "

Yang Yang: "I don't know. There is no comparability. "

Aunt: (suddenly looking at her hand) "Look, I haven't washed my hands yet. They are all oil. "

He smiled awkwardly and tried to escape.

Aunt: "Do you want to catch the bus?"

Yang Yang: "Right"

Aunt: "Then grab your car."

It is magnificent, and it always attracts all kinds of wonderful flowers. (Adjective appears)

In the afternoon, I went to Lanzhou Railway Station and saw the slogan: "Open Gansu welcomes you to develop Lanzhou welcomes you".

While waiting for the bus at the railway station, I turned to see Brother Guang angry with his sister, then turned to see him angry with Andy, and then turned to find him angry with Liang Sicheng. We have come to the conclusion that it is best not to provoke Brother Guang today.

This time, everyone's tickets were very scattered, and we used up all our IQ to replace Uncle Bald with Liang Sicheng in our carriage. At this time, Fat Fan came over and asked, How is your uncle here?

A: Bald.

Fat Fan said: We are stingy there.

My first thought is: send the professor here! Everything has its vanquisher!

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I feel that many words are free, and this space is already here, so let's call it a day. It is estimated that this is the last brain-dead travel book in high school. (But I may also write "The Travel Notes of Brain Damage in Senior Three" one day. Anyway, this is a series I wrote comfortably and smoothly, and it won't end there.

I read grandma Feng's illness report today, and I am very pessimistic. All you can do is bless, and believe that good people must be rewarded.