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520 humorous sentences
1. Tomorrow will be "520". Do you need someone to play your 520 friend? It doesn't matter whether I have money or not, mainly because I love acting.
2. It will be 520 again, and some friends will be urged to get married by their parents. If you haven't met someone yet, you can consider me. I'm your father, and I won't rush you.
I shout for you in the sea of stars, and my best years are all related to you.
I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my wife!
On the road that day, I saw a tree with a strange shape. My first reaction was to film it for you. I knew something was going to happen then.
6. There will always be something better, and now is the best.
7. I want to walk with you for a while, not asking about the return date, just for the future.
I was going to forget you, but I dreamed again.
9. There are more than 6 billion people in this world, but at a certain moment, only one person can defeat thousands of troops and make the world a home.
10. Among the dozens of deals I have made with fate, meeting you is the most cost-effective.
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