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An unsweetened twist.
An unsweetened twist.
First, I know that the twisted melon is not sweet, but my concern is not whether it is sweet or not, but whether it can be twisted off.
Second, the melon is not sweet. What did I do wrong in my last life? In this life, I always want to give birthdays to people I don't like. Will these people have an orgasm after hearing my happy birthday?
Third, my personality is good at retaining people, but it is not sweet to twist melons, and people who want to leave can't stay. So I was thinking, if you want to go, go. You may not see it either, but I will miss you.
Fourth, if you trust a person wholeheartedly, you give others the right to hurt you and ignore you. What you should trust most is yourself and the money you earn. Because they will never leave you. Only when you have the ability can you bring a happy life to the people you love. Guagua is not sweet, so be it!
It's true that the melon is not sweet, but I don't have time to teach anyone how to do it, and I won't believe any excuse. I'll give you whatever attitude you give me. If you don't like it, find someone else. Someone will get used to it. It has always been my attitude to do things by feeling. Haha, I like love.
6. Some things can't be shirked. I believe everything is the best arrangement now. Some people should be there now. They should leave. They always think that twisting melons is not sweet.
Seven, although I said that it is sweet to twist the melon, I want to twist it off. As long as I am happy, I am happy. But the fate between people can't be forced to taste. At the same time, I don't want to put my position in a humble and insignificant position. I may love my self-esteem more than I like you.
Eight, hey, twisted melon is not sweet. But my hands are cheap, and I have to twist them.
Nine, when people are hungry, they will choose foods they don't love, and when they are lonely, they will choose people they don't love, because the melon is not sweet but quenches their thirst.
10. I believe that the melon is not sweet, because there is no true love, there is no true love. That's not the most real, nor is it all.
1 1. Is happiness forced to be realized happiness? That's just hypocrisy with self-esteem. People still have to see the facts clearly. You can never wake a person who pretends to sleep.
Twelve, hey baby, twisted melon is not sweet. In the eyes of people who don't love you, your every move is not cute, your eyes are not charming, and your surprise is just unnecessary trouble. It is better to hold sand than to raise sand.
Thirteen, for the rest of my life, I must find someone who is only good to me. If you can't find it, don't look. Then I will be very, very kind to myself, don't be forced, and I won't do it, because if I do, I will be very tired and miserable all my life. Love yourself, okay.
Fourteen, knowing that twisting melons is not sweet, but also stubbornly asking, is it stupid? I don't want any face. Awkward. Go home for dinner and steam a chicken feather crab.
Fifteen, sad, my heart hurts a little, and my tears want to wreak havoc. Why do I like people who don't like me? Maybe I am really unlovable, gentle and uneducated. Forget it, it's not sweet, I give up.
Sixteen, twisted melon is not sweet, but I just love bitter gourd. Even if I say I'm not suitable, I'll try my best to do it well, or I'll hit the south wall.
17. In recent years, more and more people have found the applicability of the phrase "a twisted melon is not sweet". It is better to let nature take its course, but because there is nothing we can do, we often have to let nature take its course. Whether it is friendship, love or academic career, always giving is not necessarily rewarding, and giving is not necessarily useful. At the same time, you realize that some people can easily get what you want. For a tacky example, the goddess you are chasing would rather be hurt by love rat than be with you. To put it bluntly, it is still "don't force everything in life." You can take it seriously, but don't expect too much from the result.
Some people say that the twisted melon is not sweet, but many times we don't care whether it is sweet or not, we just want to twist it off. Whether it is sweet or not, we can mix it with sugar.
When I was 19 or about 20 years old, I was afraid that I would not fit in. I like small groups and people around me. Sometimes I will sacrifice my hobbies to meet the needs of society. Look at the faces of people around you carefully, guess the minds of people around you, and be not afraid of anything with a word or a look. You won't hate me. Now I really don't care at all. If you hate me, you hate me. If you hate me, it means that you are not the same kind of person.
Twenty, what to do, we must find like-minded people to do it together, otherwise it is not sweet to twist the melon, so sometimes we would rather not do it than be unhappy.
Twenty-one, loving someone is like eating, seven points is enough, otherwise you will be overweight. If a person loves you, please cherish it, it is not easy to win a heart; If a person doesn't love you, then please turn around beautifully, and it's not sweet to twist a melon. Please make yourself excellent and give that person a slap in the face.
Twenty-three, emotional things are not necessarily expensive. Persistence is the best. Don't let go when you hold on tight. Don't delay if you let go. Twisted melon is not sweet, melon is ripe!
Twenty-four, I used to be very strong, and I was very strong with people I liked very much. If I were mine, I wouldn't allow others to think about it ... Later, I became more and more Buddhist, and I didn't want to die of thirst ... I don't argue, I don't want to think about it, I will do it seriously, and I will admit it when I leave, not that I'm not sad, but I feel more and more that the more you care about something, the more I feel.
26. Remember yourself today! If you want to go, let him go. A twisted melon is not sweet, do whatever you like. A woman who wants to wear a crown must bear its weight. These are all tests of your life!
Your eyes, tone and behavior are telling me that you want to do that. I don't agree, that is, I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't feel the same, and I agree. Since you are morally kidnapping, don't blame me for breaking the pot.
Twenty-eight, since many things can't go back, don't go back. Guagua is not sweet, and I don't want to post it humbly. I'm not that cheap. After a few years, I finally figured it out, so I don't have to convince myself. It's fine now, really.
Good night, talk about mood phrases, life sentiment: strong twisted melon is not sweet, suffering others makes yourself more bitter.
5. Life is not perfect, and happiness is not 100%. I see, bitter gourd is not sweet, and suffering others makes me bitter. I've learned that contentment is always a joy, and dullness is a blessing. I see, life is a kind of mood, and everything is in my own hands. I understand that people make mistakes, forgive others and forgive myself, and understand whether life is good or bad. This is just an exercise, rich or poor, difficult or difficult.
6. The scenery of life, in the final analysis, is the scenery of the soul. There is no despair in life, only think impassability, life has no end, only can't see through. Happiness is inner pleasure, and happiness is inner satisfaction. We don't compare ourselves with others, and we don't care about ourselves. Life is not a material feast, but a spiritual cultivation. Good night~
7. Time flows quietly, and the years go quietly. Give yourself a sky, fly bravely regardless of the wind and rain; Give yourself a smile, calm and confident, free and easy and firm. We should accept what God has given us, instead of involving others, looking down on the hardships and being indifferent to the tiredness, and life is still very beautiful.
8. You don't understand and don't care. It seems that we are from two different worlds, and we just passed by. Your indifference, your indifference, let me see through. I can only bear the hurt you gave me, and you broke my heart again and again. I finally found that love is a tormenting game, and the person I love the most loses the most thoroughly!
Very provocative love words, not sweet, but a little sour. ...
0 1 For the rest of my life, the snow is you and the plain is you. The tenderness in your heart is yours and yours.
I traveled all over the world and didn't meet the right person until I walked across the cape and met you. ......
Teach you a quick way to lose weight. Put your heart on me.
It can cure all diseases in the world, but it is only suitable for you. I am glad that you have become a disease, and there is no cure for the medicine stone.
I heard that the girl is good at housekeeping, and I want to hear more about it for the rest of my life.
Walking through Qian Shan is better than walking into your heart.
This life is too difficult, I want to be coaxed by you.
Brother, do you know what a little star looks like? You are my little star.
You don't have to take the 09 driver's license. Why? I want to be your driver all my life.
10 I have super powers, and I like you very much.
1 1 Can you not switch places? I want you to sit next to me. I want to watch you all the time.
12 I want to write a story that starts with me and ends with us.
13 Do you know how to eat beef? Let me feed you.
14 It's sweet to be near Zhu Zhechi and you.
15 Everything is ready except you.
16 It's cloudy in Karen Mok, cloudy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou, so it's better to chat with me.
17 can't let go of your mobile phone, let alone you.
18 likes you for more than two minutes, and you can't get rid of it.
19 is the most selfish and warm sentence for you. You are mine.
I'm nine, you're three, and besides you, you're still you.
2 1 If you have any good flowers, come and plant strawberries with me.
If he doesn't love you well, I will take love away from him.
Fallen leaves come back to the roots, I belong to you.
This cake is not bad, as sweet as your mouth.
You are the joy of youth, read backwards.
You are excellent, but you have one shortcoming. ~ without me.
I'm going to bed! Because the dream is full of you!
This is the receipt, that is the meal ticket, and you are my female ticket.
There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.
I'm a little short of money recently, and I want to lend you a hand to support me.
3 1 Free red copy, never fade.
I have an ancestor's chromosome that I want to give you.
When will you marry me after receiving so many couriers?
Do you smell something burning? That's my heart burning.
Guess what uniform I like? I like being subdued by you.
The modal phrase of space: forgive me for my poor mouth and money,
1. Do you think I can't live without you? Think too much, I must have a better life than you.
2. If I am in your heart, why don't I have a rival of 3000 euros?
3. Don't think that you send text messages in class. I don't know who will giggle at their crotch.
Every happy expression on your face is fatal.
5. Is there a moment when you feel that you are nothing?
No matter what you say carefully, someone will always distort you.
7. Thank you for believing in love with a smile. Although it seems casual, I still want to have you.
8, forget it, just let it be, love, pain, just forget it.
9. Forgive my poor mouth, poor mouth and no money.
10, winning the memory and losing the ending.
1 1, the silence in the cold pupil, frozen I never gave up on you.
12, I especially sympathize with those who pretend to laugh when they clearly want to cry.
13, it used to be authority standing beside you, but now it is bystander standing behind you.
14, I only smiled when I was happy, but I found that I couldn't laugh anymore.
15, I thought I could compare my heart, but now I know that winning my heart is not true.
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