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1. Know what I want to do to you now? Is to pull you to the bedroom, turn off the lights, close the curtains, and then press you madly on the bed ... and then say to you ... panting: "Look, my watch will shine!" "

I haven't heard from you for a long time. I've been thinking about you these two days, and my heart is at sixes and sevens. I have searched all your favorite ponds, dining rooms and sleeping lawns, but I still haven't seen you. My heart is broken! ! How can a pig with such a big head be lost?

You sneaked into my room, slept in my bed and played hide-and-seek with me. I can't sleep for you, and I'm crazy about you. I know you love me, want to kiss me, want to bite me ... damn mosquito, fan you to death!

4. Remember? I saw you in the park that day, sitting in the sun, lazy and uncomfortable. I asked you what you were doing, and you smiled mysteriously: "Keep your voice down, and no one will call me an idiot when I get tanned!" " "

5. The night is already deep. I wake up from my sleep because I think of you. Why do you always leave me quietly in the middle of the night when I want to hug you? I really need you! My beloved pillow, where did you fall?

Not enough. Just asking.