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Singles Day Greetings 20 17 Singles Day SMS Greetings
Singles Day Greetings 20 17 Singles Day SMS Greetings
Singles Day, with friendship but no love, people with love, dating and people without love, celebrate by themselves. I pray that next year's Singles Day, there will be a person who loves you, and you will be happy in the future!
I am an innocent bachelor. Bamboo stick: I am an unyielding bachelor. Noodles: I am a soft bachelor. Fried dough sticks: I am a tortured bachelor. 1 1 Lu: I am the most popular bachelor. Happy Singles Day!
Singles' Day is here. I wish the wedding nunchakus happiness and sweetness. The "acacia stick" in love is sweet in love; A single "single stick" becomes a nunchaku as soon as possible; Whether male or female. Happy Singles Day!
The annual Singles' Day comes as scheduled. I hope that bachelors must maintain a modest and prudent style, look for what they should find, and don't look for it if they can't find it, so as to create a new situation in bachelor work. Happy Singles Day!
Put on the clothes of bachelors and take the road of bachelors, and bachelors don't have to wear "green hats"; Eat a bachelor's meal and drink all the mixed water, and the bachelor will not have to eat sour "vinegar"; It's not bad to sleep and be single. I wish you a happy singles day in advance!
Singles' Day has come, and SMS wishes have been sent. The wishes are beautiful and the prayers are true! I wish all single friends find the other half, all friends in love are happy and sweet, all adult friends bid farewell to Singles Day, and all male and female friends have a happy home!
Singles are generally in no hurry, but they are anxious without a good partner. Single holiday without rest, rest hurts the body. There are no gifts on Singles Day, only text messages. Comfort each other, don't forget, I wish you a happy singles day!
On Singles' Day, I wish you polish your troubles, drive away your worries, wipe away your pain, forget your worries, get rid of your bad luck, and then take the opportunity to go out for a walk and return to the state of spring. Happy Singles Day!
Virus warning: The strongest virus in this century will break out in an all-round way 10 days after Singles Day. Virus name: ultimate harassment, infected population: bachelor. Solution: Upgrade the single mode to double mode.
Being a bachelor is lonely and tiring. Three meals a day is not right. I don't have a date when I get home from work. Being alone makes people collapse. Don't be too embarrassed about youth. Let's have a party. A bachelor should be narcissistic. Happy Singles Day!
Singles Day is coming, only once a year. What are you waiting for? Pick up the phone-break up with your partner!
A boy received a text message from his girlfriend on Singles Day, "Happy Singles Day!" The boy replied, "I'm not single, I have a girlfriend!" " Then the girlfriend replied, "From now on, you are!" Then they broke up. . .
You are awesome, I really admire you to death. You dare to drink water from the bedpan, kiss a madman's mouth, smash a car, ride a tiger and eat people. It scares people to death at first sight.
I've thought about it a thousand times: why should I leave you for a long time? Why do you worry me so much? Why do you always appear in my dreams? Today I summon up the courage to tell you: because you owe me a meal.
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