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Regular lovers are dirty and erotic
Routine lovers are very dirty and erotic, and we all need running-in and freshness in love, so we will create more romantic and touching feelings. For example, we often say some erotic words to each other. Let's share the dirty love words of routine lovers.
Routine couples are dirty and yellow. Love words 1 1. Because I will kiss you at any time.
2. The rice is in the pot and people are in bed. You are free ~
M: I met you once and slept once.
4.m: It's good to be lucky only twice in life.
M: Tonight, let's talk about life.
6. M: Well, there's nothing wrong with being a stranger.
7. I just want to have four things with you every day, three meals a day.
8. I hope the breeze is not dry and time is not old.
9. Because I like every look of you.
10, can you fill your hole with my extra money?
1 1. My favorite life is to have three meals a day with you.
12, m: The average person has 206 bones, and I have 207.
13, m: He stole the stars as your eyes.
14, M: I can do nothing but like you.
15, if the routine touched you, I'm sorry, I did it on purpose.
16, you take the initiative, we not only have stories but also children!
17, M: I have seen the most beautiful pictures. Do you know what this is?
18, I heard that the girl takes good care of her home, and I want to hear more about it for the rest of my life.
19. How hard I work in bed proves how much I love you.
20. The best sound I have ever heard is your breathing in bed.
2 1, I am willing to be a cow and a horse for you, as long as you give it to me.
Do you know what I want to be? Be your man.
Please pay attention to your words. Why? Because I will kiss you at any time.
24. Feel free to eat snacks. If you are fat, we will exercise together to lose weight.
25. Is your father a thief? Why? He stole the stars as your eyes.
26, you let me practice six packs of abdominal muscles, I let you practice a good voice.
27. May I think of you in my heart, hold you in my arms and hold you down.
28. I like the way you blush and the way you gasp.
29. I can cry when I am afraid of you, and I won't make you cry at other times.
30. If I were the sea, you would be the coast. I want to shoot all the waves at you.
3 1, can you put your finger in my coffee? So I don't need sugar.
32. I think I am a playboy. Why? Because I like every look of you.
33. Before, I just wanted to watch the stars and the moon with you. Now I just want you to stay in bed.
Hey, I dreamed about you last night! Do you think I miss you or miss you?
35. It's better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie and a sunny day in Jay Chou.
The longer the world is, the more valuable it is, and the more I love you.
I wanted to give you the best gift, but the courier refused to give me to you anyway.
38. Let me know when you are tired. I will ask you to be my wife. Isn't that great?
39. I don't miss you very much either, but I can't sleep over and over. When I close my eyes, you are always swimming in my mind.
40. Losing weight may be hopeless, not because I don't exercise, not because I don't diet, but because I keep you in my heart.
4 1, I want to be your warm sun, with you in spring, sunshine in summer, harvest in autumn and warmth in winter.
42. After thinking for a long time, I finally got up the courage to flip a coin. Looking up represents my confession to you, and vice versa.
Routine dirty love story of lovers 2 1, sending every message to the person you like is an adventure, betting on the mood of the next whole day, and "typing" is the best expectation.
2. My principle is that when it meets the wind, it becomes the shape of the wind; When it meets leaves, it becomes the shape of leaves; When I met you, I became you.
3. I want to accompany you through spring, summer, autumn and winter; I am also willing to share the hardships and pains with you; I look forward to accompanying you on your journey. But please don't change my mind from the beginning, you know.
I don't want the stars in the sky, I want the happiness on earth, I only want you, only you are good.
For you, I put down my pride and everything, but I got hurt.
I was fascinated by you the first time I saw you. Cultural people say it was love at first sight.
7. For the rest of your life, the snow is you, and the dull one is you. The tenderness in your heart is what you are looking for, not yours.
8. Is love endless happiness or endless pain? May happiness embrace the love of the whole world, and may you and I walk through the ups and downs of life together.
9. I don't feel lonely with you in my life; On the journey, there is love and I don't feel confused; I want to fly around with you most in my heart.
10, I grew up savagely, but I can't be my own moon. Meeting you is a gift from the Milky Way.
1 1, love is afraid of silence, and too many people think that love is speechless. In fact, love is a kind of emotion that is difficult to describe, and needs careful expression and transmission.
12, the first bite of cake is for you, and the first sweet word is for you. You say good morning to you, and I want to give it to you at the right time for the first time.
13, because God met you, because fate fell in love with you, because I miss you deeply. I am single-minded when you are here, and I am half-hearted when you are not.
14. From now on, my life slogan is: love my wife/husband, earn money and travel around the world.
15, knowing you, you taught me to wait. Although waiting sometimes brings disappointment, I still choose to wait! I won't give up until you leave!
16, before or after, we all lived in our own time zones. May you be open-minded and cheerful, with wine, poetry and distance.
17, maybe you are not the cutest in the world, but you are my favorite in the world.
18, I hope to make it to the end. I'm a little old lady with white hair, and you're a little old man with quick hair, laughing and fighting, and finally go home hand in hand.
19. When I entered my lovesickness door, I knew that my lovesickness was bitter, long and short. If I had known this, I wouldn't have known him.
20. I don't know why I am so proud, and I feel inexplicably inferior standing in front of him.
2 1, I was going to walk in the rivers and lakes, but I thought I could stop for a while when I met you.
22. You have worked hard all the way. Dear mom, you and dad have always made me very happy. Dear husband, thank you for your happiness.
When the sun stops rising, the earth stops turning. When time stops day and night, everything in the world becomes nothing. My heart will always be with you!
24. What leaps is missing, flying is love, flying is blessing, flying is your heart. My love for you spreads like flying, and I really want to fly to your side.
25. I must appear in your household registration book. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.
26. There is no pain in liking someone. Loving someone may be a long pain, but the happiness you give me is also the greatest happiness in the world.
27, all the moments have you, the moment of love, the moment of pain, the moment of parting. You are my world and all my moments.
28, the breeze blows the willow, swaying is the family; Bees pick flowers and revel in sweetness; Fingers across the hair, infatuated with whispering.
If I had five magical fingers, I would shrink the world into a sphere. I look for you, such as London or Paris, and I can find you in a turn.
30. You are a fire, burning enthusiastically and shining on my life. I would like to dedicate myself to you and melt my body and mind into your heart.
3 1, I have a you in my heart. As long as I call your name, I'm not afraid anymore. As long as I call your name, I feel strong.
32. I only hope that the world will be small enough to see you when I turn around.
33. The city is so empty, memories are so intense, eyebrows are so heavy, and thoughts are so strong.
34. Without my life, how can I support your empty soul and nowhere to put your youth?
I thought I could face it bravely, but my tears betrayed me and said I would forget everything about you.
Dear, I love you with all my heart. My goal is to make you live a happy life. My wish is to know each other forever!
I can't tell you why I love you, but I know you are the reason why I don't love others.
38. Life is bumpy, and I hope to have your company on this bumpy road. I wish I could go with you. Love "grinds iron bars into needles".
I love you. Even if you don't love me, it doesn't matter I still love you forever.
40. The earth will never give up the sun, and the moon will inevitably have round after round. And I will never give up, never leave, never hate, never love you.
4 1, I only know with you that every minute can be so beautiful!
42. I like you, and I like to imagine that you can close your eyes for a lifetime.
43. When the text message came, you asked me what I was doing. I was in a daze. I can't send it back to "waiting for you". SMS ".
44. Life is boring, just like expired snacks. It is better to get drunk with time, and the troubles of the past will be invalid. Don't frown, you are the most precious.
45. There is a beauty that you just appeared beside me when I needed you.
46. I don't look at the moon and I don't miss you. In this way, the moon and you are in the dark.
47. The most painful thing in the world is that you can't love when you meet true love, but it's the hardest to let go when you meet true love. What you care about most in the world is true love, and the hardest thing to give up is true love.
48. Time is too short to live in the future. Please appreciate and cherish the person in front of you.
49. Fireworks and firecrackers can be set off these days, some salutes can be bought, and I will confess to her when it is shown at night.
50. You are the most right coincidence I have ever met in my life. You are the whole world in my life; You are the sun with the most beautiful smile I have ever seen.
Routine lover, dirty, erotic. 3 1. As long as you are always by my side, nothing else matters.
Giggling was not born, but started from the moment I fell in love with you.
3. No matter how tired, bitter and painful it is, it's just to make you like me.
The best feeling is that when I look at you, you are already staring at me.
5. Life is so short and the world is so chaotic. I don't want to quarrel, cold war or have a second regret with you.
Meeting you is fate, being friends is my choice, and you are beyond my control.
7. I love you, not just by saying it.
In fact, I can't imagine what life would be like without you.
9. If you can explain why you like someone, it is not love, and true love has no reason.
10, I am stupid, I am stupid, I have you who love me.
1 1, maybe it is fate, but it is more resentment. Whether it is fate or resentment. The encounter in this life makes me cherish what I have more.
12, you are the person I want to talk to most before going to bed at night. I love this feeling.
13, we believe that we will be together forever.
14, what is romance? If two people fall in love and do nothing, the quiet opposite will feel very romantic.
15, as everyone thinks, you are my world.
16, the worst thing in life is not to lose someone you love, but to lose yourself because you love someone too much.
17, the greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.
18, happiness is really simple. You have something to do and something to look forward to.
19, people who really love each other can't be friends after breaking up, not because you hurt each other, but because you love each other too much.
20, if you like, I like you, if you don't, I unrequited love, will you?
Many times, I just want to have you and hold me tight until my mood really gets better.
22. The two warmest words in the world come from your mouth. Good night.
23. Say sorry every time you fail to live up to expectations.
The reason why I feel lonely is not that no one cares about me, but that the people I care about don't care about you.
25. My happiness is to spend a warm life with you.
26, you are like a bowl of soup, so that my heart will never be cold.
27. I didn't mean to miss you, but the wind was unreasonable. It blows across the street, then wades across mountains and rivers, giving you a smell.
28. The most extravagant thing in life is to meet you on the road and feel sorry for each other.
Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.
30. Being single-minded is not just liking one person all your life, but being single-minded when you like one person.
3 1. The so-called love is that you still cherish each other after all the feelings, enthusiasm and romance have been taken away.
32. If it snows, can we walk all the way to Whitehead without an umbrella?
33, this is my love, take it, this is my heart, don't break it, this is my hand, hold it.
34. If you were a cactus, I would endure all the pain to hug you.
35. You make all the love stories in the world meaningful, and you let me collect the pieces scattered around the world again.
36. The most romantic and selfish words in the world are: You are mine alone.
37. Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.
I hope you can understand me, even if I say nothing.
39. I don't need that person to be perfect. I just need you to make me feel like I'm yours.
40, love, either don't start, or a lifetime.
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