Pit student routine 10.

The routines of students in the pit are 10. In daily life, we can "pit" our classmates with some routines, and some routines can deepen our friendship. Next, let's take a look at the related contents of the students' 10 routine.

Hang classmate's routine 10 1 1, I can make you forget that you are a pig. I am not a pig. Look, forget it.

Are you a pig? I am not a pig!

Do you have a good memory? How much is one plus one? How much is one plus two? What's the first question I asked you?

Let me tell you a story. A tortoise went to the Dragon King for a job. The Dragon King said that you must weigh 100 kg, but said that the tortoise was only 99 kg. Then the tortoise went back and met two shrimps. The tortoise told the shrimp to hide in its ear, and then weighed it exactly 100 kg.

The dragon king asked the tortoise, why did he gain a kilo at once? At this moment, two shrimps appeared. The dragon king asked what was going on in your ear. The shrimps said, I am telling a story to the tortoise.

If there is a car with ten cows and twenty sheep, whose car is it? Yes, if.

6. Once upon a time, there was a chicken with a pig in front, a cow on the left and a donkey on the right. What's behind it? It's from, because there is a chicken in front of "from"

7. Giddens Ko took one. How much is left? Eight. Dad's here!

8. How to make a pig say "I don't know"? I don't know

9. What animal loves to ask why? It is a pig. Why?

10, there are four people playing mahjong in the room. The police came and four people ran away, but why did the police catch another person in the room? Because the person who was beaten was called mahjong.

Pit classmate routine 10 2 1 "Would you like to be my grandson?" "I do." "Then please keep 92955886 and 7 kilometers with me."

2. Baby, huh? Baby, what's wrong? I am your tree.

Don't be angry, wife. I will bark for you like a dog. Why are you so good?

4. What do you think of boys painting their nails? Are you a good girl?

Are you my best friend? I just watched TV and said that dogs are man's best friends.

6. What are you doing? I chatted with the most beautiful woman in the world and said that she was embarrassed, but she never answered me, so I had to talk to you.

7. Do you match a key for three yuan and a key for ten yuan? What do you deserve? How many do you deserve?

8. Say yes ten times. Is there any difference between you drinking pigs? Answer no quickly.

9. Let me ask you a question. What is a pig, sheep, dog or pig?

10, I'll show you a magic trick to make you forget that you are a pig. I am not a dog. Listen, you forgot.

Pick up hot chicks's Daily Love Story

1, without permission ... "

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"I especially like you without authorization."

2. "I want to fight you in bed."

"I'll sleep with you if you win, and I'll sleep with me if you lose."

3. "Remember, I haven't slept yet."

"Just thinking about you."

4. "Every catty of meat on your body."

"Everyone is thinking about you."

5. "I can't get wet when I think of you."

"Really?"

"I'm not just talking about eyes."

6. "Sunny, cloudy and rainy days, every day you are here."

"It's all wonderful."

7. "Why are you insomnia?"

"The moonlight is too sultry for you."

8. "Why hasn't the thing I just ordered come yet?"

"What do you have?"

"I kind of like you."

Chat with other people's jokes

1, Q: How can my boyfriend reply when he says "I'm drunk"?

A: The opportunity to turn over has finally come: drink plenty of hot water.

2. Q: How can I get rid of myself when I am flirting and laughing?

Did you send photos to your friends?

3. Q: Why does a white hair grow ten?

A: Because brunette found that her relatives around her were uprooted, her face turned white with fear.

4. Q: My girlfriend said, "Let's be apart for a while". How to break it? . .

Well, then remember to come back.

5. Q: What are the exciting moments for women?

A: Forget it, I won't buy it.

Pit classmate's routine 10 3 chat classic deceptive routine

1. Kiss, hug and hold high.

2, so boast:

I think you are too narcissistic,

Honestly, when I grow up like you,

The beauty pageant won the top three at most.

I found you a liar,

Because I look much better than in the picture.

3. "You must be nearsighted, right?"

"Why do you say that?"

"If you are not nearsighted, how can you not see that I like you?"

He asked me what I was doing, and I said I was painting my eyebrows.

He said, let me see, is thrush deep and fashionable?

(The first half of this poem is "Ask Jun in a low voice after makeup") …

I melted at that time.

On the way back with my boyfriend, he snorted a few times. I said, why do you like taking drugs?

He joked, "Look at me. I'll show you what drug abuse is. "

Then when I turned my head, he kissed me.

Classic sentences about playing routines

1, Superman's briefs are very stable, so he can fly so high.

My dream is to think in my dream.

3, benefactor, you have to bully the poor monk, and the poor monk will lose face to God.

4, myopia, you are a big beauty from a distance, and you are a woman.

Don't push me, or I will lose control.

6. Don't think that just because you look like a wolf, I can treat you as a big pervert.

7, the sky is falling, you hold on first, I'll find a stick.

8. Men and women quarrel. Men are like pistols and women are like machine guns.

9. Do you know what it feels like for a wolf to fall in love with a sheep? That's just to eat its meat.

10, this morning in spring, I woke up easily, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

1 1, in fact, you have the advantage that ghosts dare not come to your house at night.

12, I'm in a bad mood now, and I can't do anything but eat.

13, if the exam can be upgraded, I'm afraid it's still a negative score.

14, covering the quilt every night, feels like being buried underground.

15, people think I'm meditating, but I'm actually looking at whether a hair on the ground should be picked up.

16, life is too short to be sexy or understand the hard life.

17, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

18, I came quietly, left quietly, waving a dagger, leaving no one alive.

Chatting classic deceptive routines.

1, a man invited several classmates to the hotel where they often eat. The hotel owner asked, "My wife didn't come today?" A female classmate slapped the table and shouted, "I'm his wife!" " Who is the woman you are talking about? "The boss hurried out. The whole table burst into laughter. The man was embarrassed to ask her why she was joking. The lesbian said, "Just wait for the discount. "After dinner, I went to check out, and the boss said apologetically," I really didn't know you brought a lover before, and told my sister-in-law that I mistook one for another. This meal is on me. I'm really sorry. "

I quarreled with my deskmate, and we didn't talk to each other in class. Suddenly, my mobile phone received a short message from my deskmate: I'm sorry, it's all my fault. I was moved immediately after reading it, and I was about to reply to him by text message. My deskmate suddenly raised his hand and shouted, "Teacher, he plays with his mobile phone in class!" " "

3. My sister who talked for a while suddenly asked me, "What is the similarity between surgery and family?" I guess my sister tested me. Ha, the same word "move" is as simple as that! I answered proudly. Unexpectedly, the big brother's eyes next to him came up with contempt: "Are you stupid?" Right?

4. "Xiao Zhang, I heard that your university major is electronic information engineering?" "Yes, leader." "Well, buy me a router." "Leadership, please respect my major. Electronic engineering is ... ""Please talk about the influence of beam forming on isolated stream interference and channel independence in multi-space mu-mimo applications? " "Leader, how many antennas does the router need?"

As soon as the girl got on the train, she saw a handsome boy sitting in her seat. She checked the ticket and said politely, "Are you in the wrong seat?" The handsome guy took out his ticket and shouted, "Look clearly! This is my seat. Are you blind? " The girl looked at his ticket carefully and stopped talking. The handsome boy crossed his legs and said disdainfully, "At a young age, scholars strike up a conversation!" " The girl stopped talking and stood silently beside the handsome boy. After a while, the train began to leave the platform. The girl lowered her head and said to the handsome boy easily, "You didn't take the wrong bus!" "There is a kind of forbearance, called regret!