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Interesting express information

1. If you encounter unfinished questions halfway, be sure to ask me in time, and don't wait for me to chase you. The reason why I gave it to you, I believe that college students carefully selected by a company can accomplish something similar to chasing a media to ask if they have received the express delivery. If I ask you, please don't tell me that the other party is not answering the phone, or that the other party can't reach you.

2. People like me who never shop online are still a little excited to receive express messages occasionally! Although I moved to the dormitory, my arm hurt for two days, but I am very happy! Ha ha!

I made an appointment with the ball again this afternoon. It was freezing cold, and I played a wonderful game. I'll swallow the eggs as soon as I come up and deliver them. The decider was 0-3 behind, and the invisible egg was successfully sent back. Do you know what true love is after receiving the courier? Send me the black sesame paste as soon as you see me mourning my hair loss. Thank you.

4. The double 1 1 advertisement is coming again. I don't think it's necessary to squeeze this day unless it's half cheaper. Last year, it took 10 days to receive the express delivery. If it's only a discount 10 yuan, I'd rather buy it in advance than be stuck in a traffic jam.

I received an express message, but I didn't shop. The courier explained that he just paid the phone bill today, and then all the text messages he didn't send last month were automatically sent ... finally I know why I didn't receive the courier notice last month.

6. It's the season of receiving express delivery again. Sadness. It hurts. Since then. Quit the net in March. Think behind closed doors.

7. The sunshine in the afternoon was warm and not dazzling, and I felt much better after receiving the courier. I realize that there are many problems and difficulties in all aspects I face. Bite your teeth and walk slowly. Master Liu, who is as prosperous as before, stopped doing it and changed to a little brother who is similar to my age. All aspects of this industry are upgrading rapidly. If you want to go up, you need to pay more than others. Besides, I have been neglected for so many years. All right, meditate. Come on, kid!

8. Well, I called when I received the express at noon. I'm just saying, hello, I'm Jie Ge. Your courier has arrived. I'll give it to you downstairs. When will you pick it up? Then I went to pick up the courier after dinner and signed up, but I couldn't find it. Then I found a courier named "my sister". Okay, okay, I'm your sister! How long has it been since I received such a solid gift …

9. I was really shocked when I received the express message ... Shuang 1 1 bought the first product, so fast.

10, watching my male colleagues in the company receive the courier, opened it, took out the same skin care products, and told me what it was used for, especially useful, and what effect it had. The fruit flavor is better than the mint flavor. . . Forgive me for being shocked for a long time, it's so rude!

1 1, I was very happy when I bought it in buy buy, buy buy. I was disappointed when I bought it in buy buy. I was very happy when I received the courier, and it was very troublesome to get it back. When he was washing clothes, he found that some clothes could not be machine-washed. Collapse! Collapse! Hurry up and check the clothes that haven't arrived yet, except shoes and pants, there are hardly any! Sure! Machine! Wash! I'm drunk! Let me be sad and quiet while drinking the northwest wind.

12. I received some food from three different couriers today. I recommend them. They are all delicious, especially the sugar and fat intestines of that grape are delicious, just like real grapes. Why are my hands so ugly? ...

13. I received a courier call as soon as I came back. I want to know where the express delivery comes from, because I haven't bought it online recently. I smiled again when I saw the address. [mail? The questionnaire got the bath essential oil they gave me … hahaha, I don't even know when I joined. It seems that I really love Xin Wei … continue to surprise me in the future, I am still in pain …

14, I suddenly received the news of express delivery when I was sick. I was very touched when I glanced at the dessert bought by my brother who was studying outside the university.

15, I feel that she hasn't bought anything online every year1/month 1 1 day. An empty shopping cart is totally out of proportion to the cold weather. Sometimes she hates herself, she hates herself for being pale and powerless. When watching others enjoy shopping, she always tries to isolate herself from them and won't receive the surprise of express delivery, because in her opinion, the money at home is always spent on daily necessities, and she feels that she has owed her too much for a long time.

16, the money I spent last night, I woke up today and regretted it. The next step may be the rhythm of receiving express delivery.

17, I was happier when I received the courier message than when I found my boyfriend, because my boyfriend may not be my own, but the courier must be.

18, I received the express message this morning, wondering who could send me such a romantic thing. As a result, when I saw the number of Huzhou, I didn't want it in an instant. Then I silently held the last bit of luck and took the courier. It was really sent by my family (ah, I went home on Thursday, what to send) and took the courier back to the dormitory. I was excited to open it. It was simply! Two bags of melon seeds! !

19, awesome. I was afraid to buy lipstick for the first time, for fear of breaking it. As a result, I received a courier, with two layers of bubble pads outside and a carton inside. The carton contains mascara and is covered with a foam pad. This is already in the sample, exquisite enough to be a big name! I received two pieces. I don't think I need to buy a dress. If it's overdue, I'll replace it. Don't worry about waste. It's good.

20. Impulse is the devil. . In order not to be discriminated against after receiving the courier. . It pains me that the delivery address is split in two. .

I was very surprised and excited when I received the courier.

A sentence that I was very surprised and excited when I received the courier (the first one)

1. If only express delivery could be as fast as shopping festival!

I received a courier today, which was sent by my brother. Nice color number. I like it.

My favorite thing is receiving express delivery. I was very excited when I heard the phone call from the courier. Unconsciously, I seem to have no money again.

I received an unexpected message. I hope you can really stick to it this time.

The gift I received today, today's happiness comes from you.

I opened the package in front of others with a big smile on my face yesterday.

7. The shopping festival has successfully gained a lot. The next week should be the time for all kinds of express delivery. I am very happy to receive the express delivery.

8. Can I go back and check the results of my shopping festival as soon as possible? Enjoy the joy of receiving and unpacking express delivery?

9. 1 hour received the express delivery, which will be the fastest time for me to place an order and receive goods for so many years.

10. Waiting for express delivery ... sending ... taking. ...

1 1. It's another shopping festival full of ceremony. Some people are slow, others worry that they are out of stock and pay quickly. All right, that's it. I placed a lot of orders, and then I'm going to receive express delivery. I took a nap this afternoon for the shopping festival. I am sleepy, too. Go to sleep!

12. Nothing makes people happier than receiving a courier before getting up.

13. It's a good time to chop hands. This is a difficult month. I robbed too many things. Now I don't say anything, just wait for the express delivery.

14. I still have five, and three have not been delivered today. 10 multiple express delivery is so cool.

15. In the previous work, you gave us full understanding and strong support, and expressed deep respect and sincere gratitude for it. Let's create a better tomorrow!

A sentence of great surprise and excitement when receiving the courier (Chapter II)

16. It's me. Every time I turn on my mobile phone, I will open the rookie wrap first.

17. buy buy was very happy when she bought it, and buy buy was very disappointed when she bought it. She was very happy when she received the courier, and it was very troublesome to get it back. When she was washing clothes, she found that some clothes could not be machine washed. Collapse! Collapse! Hurry up and check the clothes that haven't arrived yet, except shoes and pants, there are hardly any! Sure! Machine! Wash! I'm drunk! Let me be sad and quiet while drinking the northwest wind.

18. Although I am poor, I am really happy to receive the express delivery. Try to make money.

19. Great. I was afraid to buy lipstick for the first time, for fear of breaking it. As a result, I received a courier, with two layers of bubble pads outside and a carton inside. The carton contains mascara and is covered with a foam pad. This is already in the sample, exquisite enough to be a big name! I received two pieces. I don't think I need to buy a dress. If it's overdue, I'll replace it. Don't worry about waste. It's good.

20. I don't know if I received the gift. What I want to do is simple, but I can't think of a better way. The same is true in life, always full of setbacks. ....

2 1. My hot pot has arrived, and other couriers are also delivering it. I never thought that the shopping festival was the fastest time I received a courier.

22. The first courier received at this year's shopping festival, and the last payment was made in the early morning, which was very fast ~

23. When placing an order, whoosh, when receiving the courier, you will wonder if I really bought this! What did I do to make up the allowance? There is no happier shopping festival.

24. Some people forgot to make up the bill, and some people want to return it, but I have received the express delivery of the first shopping festival, and I was still confused when I received the call.

25. It's a comfort to receive your gift every holiday.

As a courier, my greatest happiness after the shopping festival is to receive a double-digit courier.

27. The little milk yellow that kept me waiting for 6 days for express delivery finally arrived. I quickly dismantled the courier and put it on casually. I like it very much.

28. Ding Dong was investigated. Thanks to the boss's love, he likes to express a lot. The most beautiful appearance of life is probably to buy something he likes with a smile on his face.

29. These days, the shopping festival is full, and I finally cut my hand for fun and wait for the express delivery.

30. The excitement of shopping, the surprise of receiving express delivery, and the heartbeat of repayment.

Excerpt from boyfriend's confession (50)

I received a courier from my boyfriend.

1. In my leisure time after work recently, I visited Taobao to place an order in buy buy, buy buy, and received the courier the next day.

It's time to tighten my belt and start bibimbap, but I was happy when I received the courier.

The best gift is never anything, but unexpected warmth and unexpected surprise.

4. After the shopping festival, wait for the express delivery and start an endless life of eating soil.

As a courier, my greatest happiness after shopping is to receive a double-digit courier.

6. The scarf of the lucky draw has been received! I opened it as soon as I got the courier. I love it! ! It's beautiful. I like it.

7. Starting from today, receiving express delivery is my motivation.

8. Don't say anything. Maybe receiving express delivery is the happiest thing for women. I have to admit that I am really a loser.

9. This year's shopping festival is almost over. I am happy to think that the courier calls me every day and that I have to work hard to receive the courier every day.

10. I didn't expect to receive a gift from Jiaren Beauty so soon. This is a surprise at the weekend.

1 1. I finally arrived at the express cabinet on the weekend morning, didn't want to get up and pick it up, and then lamented why it wasn't delivered to my door.

12. The courier received a big box of food. Then I bought three boxes of snacks. . I feel surrounded by snacks. Yaoyaoda ~

13. I spent so much money that I can only make up for it by express delivery! ! I opened nine packages at one go the night before yesterday.

14. This year's express delivery is super fast. I have received several couriers, and I enjoy the process of receiving and unpacking couriers.

15. I received the express message, but I didn't shop. The courier explained that he just paid the phone bill today, and then all the text messages he didn't send last month were automatically sent ... finally I know why I didn't receive the courier notice last month.

16. It's really the fastest year to receive express delivery at the shopping festival. /kloc-I paid the final payment at 0: 30, and the courier was at home when I woke up.

17. I still have five today, hahahahahaha, and three have not been delivered. 10 multiple express delivery is so cool.

How do you feel when you receive a courier from your boyfriend?

18. I feel very lost after paying the balance. It is said that the shopping festival is comparable to the Spring Festival Evening. After paying the final payment, I have a feeling that I will never forget this night. Fortunately, the next wave of express delivery will be opened! ! Help me up! I'm fine!

19. When I woke up today, I regretted the money I spent last night. The next step may be the rhythm of receiving express delivery.

20. I received some food from three different couriers today. I recommend them. They are all delicious, especially the sugar and fat intestines of that grape are delicious, just like real grapes. Why are my hands so ugly? ...

2 1. The express delivery at this year's shopping festival was a bit unexpected, and three were received early in the morning.

22. Although I will start to eat the soil after paying the final payment, it seems that I can pick up my hands at the thought of receiving the express delivery.

23. Although I am poor, the happiness of receiving express delivery is really cool. Try to make money.

24. It's really cool to lie in bed and call by express to say that things are left at the door and then receive the goods you like.

25. The courier downstairs has set up a stall to deliver the goods, and the horn of receiving the courier has sounded.

26. Suddenly, I received a courier, which was my wife's sticker and tape. They are small and lovely! I like it. I like it.

27. At noon, I got a call from the courier. I'm just saying, hello, I'm Jie Ge. Your courier has arrived. I'll give it to you downstairs. When will you pick it up? Then I went to pick up the courier after dinner and signed up, but I couldn't find it. Then I found a courier named "my sister". Okay, okay, I'm your sister! How long has it been since I received such a solid gift …

28. I don't know if I received a gift. This is a very simple thing I want to do, but I can't think of a better way. The same is true in life, always full of setbacks. ....

29. Ding Dong was investigated. Thanks to the boss's love, he likes to express a lot. The most beautiful appearance of life is probably to buy something he likes with a smile on his face.

30. Impulse is the devil ... in order not to be discriminated against after receiving the courier. It pains me that the delivery address is split in two.

3 1. Excitement when shopping, surprise when receiving express delivery, and heartbeat when repaying.

32. Feel the first wave speed of the shopping festival, pay the final payment in the early morning and receive the express delivery in the morning.

33. I don't listen to things outside the window, I just want to receive express delivery.

34. I am very happy to receive the express delivery today. This year's shopping festival delivery is too fast, according to the logistics situation, it has been delivered by paying a deposit.

How do you feel when you receive a courier from your boyfriend?

35. People like me who never shop online are still a little excited to receive express messages occasionally! Although I moved to the dormitory, my arm hurt for two days, but I am very happy! Ha ha!

36. I received the courier early in the morning! The result is a surprise! Blankets are furry! I like it!

37. The last payment paid last night has now started to receive the first express delivery. This year's shopping festival is great.

38. I received a new camera at the weekend, which was really a surprise. White is very loving!

As I am in this warehouse, I don't know where the goods are.

40. Today, the express delivery has been sent out. It feels like the shopping festival is over, and the next day is waiting for the express delivery.

4 1. Spending money is happy, shopping is happy, and receiving express delivery is happier.

42. I completely forgot the sadness of the bankrupt and began to enjoy receiving the express delivery.

43. I am drunk when I think about the days when I will receive express delivery every day for the next few days.

44. The happiness of fishermen is that they can't wait to see the good goods they have grabbed.

45. In the previous work, you gave us full understanding and strong support, and expressed deep respect and sincere gratitude for it. Let's create a better tomorrow!

46. A boring weekend work day. Received a strange package. Opening it nervously turned out to be a late surprise. Thank you Huang.

47. Ha ha ha ha ha so real! Three more came just now. Get up and get it later.

48. The happiest moment every day is "receiving express delivery"! Look at the world after receiving it. Look at the cold and warm life!

I didn't buy anything at the shopping festival. Look at the way everyone receives the courier and make sure that they are really poor.

50. It's me. Every time I turn on my mobile phone, I will open the rookie wrap first.

Girl 6 18 received the courier and couldn't carry it. Let's talk about forty first.

Girl 6 18 received the courier and couldn't carry it. Let's talk about the first one first.

1. I call next week Happy Delivery Week.

2. Fortunately, I didn't rob it! Fortunately, I didn't care about this year's shopping festival. I wish the robbed person didn't receive the courier for about 7 days, and I wish the courier complete!

3. Waiting for the courier is expectation, taking the courier is full of expectation, unpacking the courier is a relief, and the moment you receive the courier is a surprise.

4. Yes, hahaha, I'm glad to receive the express. When I get it, it's mine. Unlike others, it may not be yours when I get it.

I am shocked to receive the courier every day, and I can't see the courier's face at all.

6. What girls like best is receiving express delivery. The happiest thing this month is to ruin their luck and get out of hand.

7. I have been looking forward to the arrival of express delivery since I paid the last payment. I have been receiving express delivery in my dream, and no one is there.

8. I really withered at the shopping festival, which is the great pain of having no money. I can't help but think of receiving the express delivery.

9. I really want all the couriers in the express cabinet.

10. The shopping festival is more exciting and exciting than the Spring Festival. I started my homework a month ago and continued to receive express delivery a month later. I thought that no festival could really bring me such lasting happiness.

1 1. This shopping festival has finally passed. Alas, I still feel tired after spending money. I received the courier on the same day, really soon ~

12. The annual shopping festival and large-scale express delivery activities were officially launched.

13. When a woman receives a courier, she knows what is inside, but she is very curious.

14. Today's gift, today's happiness comes from you.

15. I received an unexpected message. I hope you can really stick to it this time.

16. Recently, I suddenly found that gifts can really give people a lot of happiness, especially meaningful and special gifts, which took a lot of thought. I want to know your good memories, haha, that's it.

17. Nothing makes people happier than receiving a courier before getting up.

18. I received a beautiful postcard, which was a surprise at the weekend!

19. I received the courier early in the morning! The result is a surprise! Blankets are furry! I like it!

20. This is the express delivery I received these days, 19 pieces, and there will be 10 pieces tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. I'm super happy!

Girl 6 18 received the courier and couldn't carry it. Let's talk about the second part.

2 1. This year's shopping festival is over, followed by a pleasant delivery time.

22. I am so happy to receive the courier, so I must wait until the child falls asleep and enjoy it slowly.

23. The logistics of this year's shopping festival is so strong that it has wings! I'm going to pick up the express.

24. When placing an order, whoosh, when receiving the courier, you will wonder if I really bought this! What did I do to make up the allowance? There is no happier shopping festival.

25. I suddenly found that my father likes receiving express delivery more than I do. Every time you receive a courier, you should call me or tell me how much you received by video.

26. I received an express message, but I didn't shop. The courier explained that he just paid the phone bill today, and then all the text messages he didn't send last month were automatically sent ... finally I know why I didn't receive the courier notice last month.

27. I completely cut my hand at the shopping festival. I will be very happy to start eating soil tomorrow but receive the courier.

28. The shopping festival has successfully gained a lot. The next week should be the time for all kinds of express delivery. I am very happy to receive the express delivery.

29. The little milk yellow that kept me waiting for a few days for express delivery finally arrived. I quickly dismantled the courier and set it up casually. I like it very much.

30. The first express delivery has been received. It is said that the deposit will be delivered this year, and the final payment will be delivered immediately at the express station.

3 1. The courier has worked hard ~ I will say thank you to the courier brother every time I receive the courier. It's really hard. We are glad to receive the express delivery. I don't know the sadness behind the courier

32. It's cool to receive express delivery for a while, and disgusting to eat dirt for a while. It is really hard to be a man, and it is even harder to be a woman.

33. The sunshine in the afternoon was warm and not dazzling. I felt much better after receiving the courier. I realize that there are many problems and difficulties in all aspects I face. Bite your teeth and walk slowly. Master Liu, who is as prosperous as before, stopped doing it and changed to a little brother who is similar to my age. All aspects of this industry are upgrading rapidly. If you want to go up, you need to pay more than others. Besides, I have been neglected for so many years. All right, meditate. Come on, kid!

34. I didn't expect to receive the gift of Jiaren Beauty Makeup so soon. This is a surprise at the weekend.

35. The first thing to do when I get up every day after paying the final payment is to see where my courier is. I am very happy to receive the express delivery.

36. I began to receive express delivery happily ~ I have been happy until the repayment time!

On a birthday present, each of my friends personally blew a balloon, then wrote a blessing on it, tied it together and gave it to me. Very touching.

38. The world is so big that I want to see it. There are so many couriers, I will be very happy when I open them.

39. I was so happy to receive the courier that I fell.

40. Why did everyone receive the goods? I sent three messages through more than 20 couriers, but I didn't stand tall enough.