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It's none of your business if I run. What kind of survival is it?
I can move the whole earth.
After Keyboard Man,
A new species has appeared on the internet: bajing.
In short, it is addicted to quarreling,
A person who quarrels for quarrelling.
In running laps, there are also many thin bars.
No matter what you say or do,
They will happily refute you,
Educate you and throw cold water on you.
You sent a runway,
He said you were looking for eyeballs;
You go out to run a marathon,
He said why you have so much time;
You expressed a certain opinion,
He will argue with you endlessly.
……
As a small series of WeChat official account,
The bar spirit of dealing with people on weekdays.
A little more than usual,
Today, let's sum up:
What kind of existence is running laps?
0 1 not long ago
Bian Xiao interviewed a beautiful runner.
Her whole horse score was 2 hours and 58 minutes.
Super fast.
After this article was published,
Many people say:
Beautiful and fast,
I really admire you.
At this time,
Here comes the essence of the bar:
Running so fast, does anyone still want it?
What should I do if my chest is flat after running so fast?
……
I want to go back,
But Bian Xiao held back,
The best way to treat great essence is:
Ignore him and let him talk to himself!
02
Runners who run six Grand Slams now.
More and more,
For them,
Bian Xiao also admired it very much.
Because running a marathon abroad,
More tired than running a marathon in the province.
But the bartender doesn't think so,
Just start, which runner?
Ran six grand slams,
There will be a bar spirit below:
Can't this run money?
If I have money, I can run.
Not long ago,
A famous six-lap runner.
Angry in a circle of friends,
He said,
It's not money that stops you from running a marathon.
Is that you can't break the traditional concept.
This marathon thing,
No matter where you run,
The important thing is running.
03
Every time Bian Xiao posts an article about Japan,
Are shaking.
Whether you are playing in Japan,
Or how awesome Japanese players are,
There will be a bar spirit review below:
How to report the Japanese? Not patriotic.
Japanese are Japanese. What's the point of reporting them?
Others go further,
Some runners bought Japanese Arthur running shoes.
I was also called unpatriotic by gangsters.
Domestic running shoes are not supported.
Believe it or not,
If you give him a pair of Arthur at this time,
He will never stand up.
Don't accept this gift.
He just wants to blackmail you.
Yesterday,
A running friend is angry in a circle of friends.
Because she usually always
Friends circle, eat, drink and travel,
At that time, there will be a thin stick around her:
You eat, drink and be merry every day,
Where did you get the money?
You play outside every day,
None of them work?
The runner said,
You saw it while I was working?
I just don't bask.
Besides, even if I take my parents' money,
Go out to eat, drink and have fun,
What is bothering others?
Indeed,
The bar essence never moves.
Just want to interfere in other people's lives,
Guess others with the worst malice.
People didn't spend your money,
What's your hurry?
Actually, I sympathize with you.
Those students who are good at sports.
People who run fast now.
Because every time I write their article,
There are always comments in the following column:
He practiced before,
You should run so fast!
In a word,
I denied the efforts of others.
Yes, I practiced when I was a child.
But now, if you want to run fast,
It still needs some work.
You've only seen people practice before,
I can't see that people are practicing hard now.
One about at a time.
The president's article about running a marathon,
Someone will always say:
They have a lot of free time,
It's not like us,
I can't afford to run.
A few days ago,
I sent an article about
Ding Zuyu's article about running a marathon,
Have the spirit of a bar to question others.
Doing nothing all day.
In fact, he has been on a business trip all week.
A day's work 12 hours,
Can find time to run,
I think it's amazing!
And some bar spirits,
I can't do it myself. I use my free time to run.
I always thought that others could continue to train,
Because there is too much free time,
Excuse me.
07 Bars feel old and awesome.
Every time someone posts 3 or 330 articles,
The essence of the bar will be evaluated in the following aspects:
It's only been three hours,
I have gone in;
I don't know what to be proud of in 330,
I feel very relaxed.
Provocative, I think respecting others' success,
It is also a kind of cultivation.
Even if you can't cheer for others,
At least keep silent?
Before 2008,
Our marathon assistant wrote
Brother slipper's article,
He is wearing slippers all over.
Ran for 2 hours and 49 minutes.
Amid cheers,
The fine notes in those columns look particularly dazzling:
Am I the only one who thinks it doesn't make sense?
Am I the only one who thinks this is boring?
Bar Jing's favorite sentence pattern is:
I'm the only one who thinks ...
Yes,
Only you think,
You are electricity, you are light,
You are the only retarded person.
There is also the essence of leverage,
You often hand out chicken soup,
He asks you: Is it interesting to post this all day?
You turned to dry goods,
He said to you: Why did you send this again?
You become a character,
He said to you: What's the point of sending this?
……
Honestly,
I don't even know what to send.
There is also a bar spirit,
Sent an article or news,
I haven't finished reading it,
I can't wait to comment. ...
Dear, can you read the article before commenting?
There is also a bar spirit,
Never expect others to be nice to you,
All you need is a runner,
They will comment as follows:
After two years, the knee will be useless. ......
I think putting forward reasonable opinions
There is no problem with the view of things,
But just to fight,
How boring this man is!
For elite athletes,
Arguing with him is the most irrational thing,
Because they are all fighting for leverage,
Just to piss you off.
So the best way is:
Cherish life and stay away from the essence of the bar.
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