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Who has the name of the representative? The wonderful advertisement bulletin board of couplet shop names and the new words and buzzwords that have appeared in recent years.

1. The freshest/most vivid popular language

On National Day, my whole family went to my grandmother's house, and it happened that my aunt's house was also there. Everyone chatted around Aunt's job search.

Mom: I heard that you are going to work in the IRS?

Aunt: I didn't leave a character!

Dad: Didn't you say it was a foregone conclusion?

Uncle: Let's wait until the Year of the Monkey.

Aunt: Don't stare at each other. Can you help me think?

Dad: The civil service exam is D and Mao is Mao, so we have no way to start!

Uncle: When people gather firewood, the flames are high. Let's do a favor.

2. Spring Festival couplets

(Spring Festival couplets) Part I: A hundred years, a good contemporary. Part II: A new examination of ancient rivers and mountains: Vientiane renewal

Spring rain moistens everything, red berries are embroidered little by little, and Qianshan is horizontal: spring is full.

Green bamboo is different from the other three points. Jing Hongmei is reporting to Wan Jiachun: Spring returns to the earth.

Red plums in bud, green willows standing proudly in winter snow, welcome the Spring Festival: celebrate the Spring Festival.

All corners of the country are spring, and Qian Shan is full of glory: Vientiane is updated.

Feng Dan Cheng Xiang Long Xianrui Red Peach New Year's Eve Apricot Spring Festival Cross Approval: Fuman Ren Jian

Even after two years, I am happy for one night and one year. I am happy at the age of two: Congratulations on the New Year.

3. Wonderful advertisements

1. Our goal-no tooth decay! (Colgate's advertising words)

2. Wrigley gum is like an arrow (Wrigley gum slogan)

"Do you want to have bad breath? Please use Xihu toothpaste! " (Toothpaste advertisement)

"Are you tired from work? Please have a cup of tea to refresh yourself! " (tea advertisement)

"Do you want to overlook the spectacular crossing of the ocean? Please take Boeing 707 from Shanghai to Tokyo! " (Advertising by Shanghai Civil Aviation Administration)

1. Drop a drop of water today and have the Pacific Ocean tomorrow. (Pacific Insurance Company)

2. Legends from the present to the present, and legends from the past to the present. (Hubei Legend Magazine Advertising Words)

If you don't manage your money, money will ignore you. (Shanghai Century Publishing Group Weekly)

4. Screen typing error

3. At the door of the retail store: "Sold separately"

4. Furniture store door: home "furniture"

5. Decorate the door of the store: install "yellow"

8. at the door of the car wash shop: wash the car and play "wax"

9. at the entrance of the hotel: "he" rice.

1 1. Hotel menu: Danji

13, signboard of sporting goods store: "blue" ball

19, a traffic slogan: overload is "almost" harmful.

20. Dining room menu: fish "garden"

Second, deliberately misspelled (typo in quotation marks)

1. Drug advertisement: "Cough" is urgent.

2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless.

4, glasses advertising: a "bright" amazing.

8. Piano advertisement: "Qin" has a special liking, love at first sight.

9. Water heater advertisement: "Take a bath at will"

14, a cake advertisement: step by step "cake"

15, advertisement of stomach medicine: a "no" to "stomach"

22. Printer advertisement: A hundred words are not worth a "key"

27. Dance machine advertisement: smell "machine" dancing.

28. Seafood advertising: Take a "fresh" step.

29. Oral clinic advertisement: "Quick cure" crowd

30. Gift shop advertisement: "Gift" is a matter of course.

5. Campus language

13, pick up a piece of paper at will, it is purely your own spirit;

A stain deliberately erased purifies a person's soul.

2. Good boy = civilization+values+love+strength.

25, the sky is the cradle of warmth, don't spit smoke into the sky again, make the earth sad; Grass is a beautiful carpet, so don't litter and embarrass the earth!

28. Civilization is the core of the flower of success and the sail of the ideal boat.

29. The starry sky has contributed to our splendor, the sky has contributed to our blue, the forest has contributed to our green, the flowers have contributed to our splendor, and nature has contributed to us. What should we do for nature?

35. Give me a clean sky so that I can soar; Give me a blue ocean so that I can swim; Give me a beautiful, civilized and quiet campus, and let me sail in the ocean of knowledge.

Don't let a strong life be the ghost of the first step. lawn

The turning point of the road, the turning point of life.

Green life needs our care.