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The slogan of spinach
Kyushu antithetical couplets celebrate a thousand miles * * * Shenzhou * * * and welcome Liu Suifeng dances on both sides of the full moon. In the financial crisis, the true colors of heroes were revealed. When you watch the rise of the East, you will feel lucky and happy. When thousands of families are singing Long song about happiness, well-being and everything in Chongqing, you will be invited to sing flowers first, dance in the shadows, entertain guests together, watch the willows droop at night, reflect the flowers in the fields, sing insects in the morning, be ignorant in the daytime, reflect catkins, dance with butterflies, full moon, solitary window, explore the window, solitary moon, round wind, residual clouds and residual wind, clear sky and clear sky. It's just the loneliness of Tanabata Cold Zhai tonight. You can move the name of next month's Mid-Autumn Festival to 1, a tofu shop, an acre of three-point farmyard, three-quarters of barbecues, six-quarters of special dishes (restaurants), five people's groceries, six Qingkelong, seven delicious home-cooked dishes, eight repeat restaurants, nine Huasheng musical instruments stores, 10 thanks for daily chemical (toothbrush) advertisements, Enjoy every moment (gourmet music cake shop) 2 Yipin Huangshan Mountain has no mountains in the world 3 Teasing your heart means teasing you (Want Want Teasing) 4 No gifts this year. Only melatonin 5 Di Chin chocolate is only for people you like. 6 Brush off crow's feet (perfect elasticity) 7 Always good milk powder He Fei Dairy 8 I am yours, what are you, my Youlemei? I am milk tea so that I can hold you in my hand (Youlemei milk tea). You wash your hands frequently and are ventilated, so you don't want to join in the fun. Drink plenty of water, sleep, sleep, fruit, spinach, milk, and regularly drink Sanjing Shuanghuanglian. Don't catch a cold during the flu season. 10 China Unicom: love is a Chinese knot, and Unicom is asking questions all over the world: street language is not standardized, typos, ill sentences, and there is no answer: typos 1 are in full swing (wrongly written as tea), 20,000 people are desperate (wrongly written as recovery), 3 people are in love (wrongly written as green), and 4 people cherish using their brooms (wrongly written as cover). Six books (bù) and a thin book (Book 10 Stapler 1 Copernicus) published The Theory of the Movement of the Earth, which not only brought a revolution in astronomy, but also opened a new era for the development of all disciplines. (adding "harmony" before the change indicates progress) Whether a ball wins or loses is not only related to the reputation of the whole team, but also to the honor of the motherland. Change "but" to "even" or "moreover" and "return" can indicate progress. It is necessary and possible for China's scientific and technological undertakings and cultural and educational undertakings to develop at a high speed. (change "not only" to "not only") 4 You should either join the extracurricular calligraphy study group or join the extracurricular photography interest group. (change the word "it", this is a multiple-choice question. Only by maintaining the style of hard struggle can we move from victory to victory. (change "only". . . It's just that "here" should be "only" . He won't believe it unless you explain it yourself. (change "just" to "just". No matter how tortuous and dangerous the mountain road is, he insists on climbing upwards. (Change "no matter" to "even if". ) 8 As long as you insist on careful preview, you will continue to improve your learning efficiency. (Change "as long as" to "only". It takes a lot of time to browse this novel. (Change "although" to "even". ) 10 We have not only seen the Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge from the movies, but also been to this bridge. (The change is to add "and" after the comma. (I'm just looking up information. . Nonstandard street language is not explicitly added: see if this belongs to the kind you need1; At the entrance of the hotel: "copy" rice; At the door of the garage: the gas of "tire repair"; At the entrance of the retail store: "Other" for sale; Door of furniture store: "furniture"; Decoration shop entrance: "Juan"; 6. Install the company's door: "Press" to install 8. Car wash shop door: car wash and wax 9. Hotel entrance: "He" rice 10. Fruit shop door: "Bo" Luo 1 1. Hotel menu: Chicken Dan 12. Signs of hardware store in front of fast food restaurant: food stall 15, farmer's market sign 16, parking lot sign 17, "strike hard" slogan 18, and an airport banner "Qing". Menu of a canteen: fish "Garden" 1, drug advertisement: "cough" urgent 2, mountain bike advertisement: "riding" endless 3, tonic advertisement: "turtle" safe 4, glasses advertisement: "bright" amazing 5, mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito" 6, scotch tape advertisement: irreplaceable. I first saw the clock "Qin" 9. Water heater advertisement: take a bath at will10; Air conditioning advertisement: no sweat for life11; Clothing store advertisement: "clothes and hats"12; A laundry advertisement: "Clothes" 65438+. A cake advertisement: step by step "cake" rises to 15, stomach medicine advertisement: a "no" to "stomach" 16, horse racing advertisement: "riding" 17, electric iron advertisement: all clothes are obedient 18, fast food restaurant. Advertising of hat subsidiary: take people as "hats" 2 1, advertising for treating lithiasis: making big stones smaller, making small stones smaller 22, advertising for printers: listening to a hundred sentences is not as good as a key 23, advertising for painting: painting lust 24, advertising for refrigerators: cooling fresh blades 25, advertising for treating hemorrhoids 26. Dance machine advertisement: smell "machine" dancing 28. Seafood advertising: leading the "fresh" step 29. Oral clinic advertisement: "Cure" the crowd 30. Gift shop advertisement: "gift" of course: I hope I can help you. Follow-up: Thank you 3q, 3q. ...............................................................
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