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Alien castle is already an ugly man in the NBA. From the day the rocket entered the Jianghu, the title of the first ugly man in NBA followed him. Once he came to NBA, he won two championship rings in a row like a magic weapon. His skills, experience and respect are different from those of the earth. Apart from the nickname "alien", there is really no suitable word to modify this man. In a word, Castle, an old monster in the Jianghu, is simply a typical representative of the arrival of aliens on the earth. His bald head and "clever" facial features are simply beyond the ugly scope of human beings, exactly like the aliens dissected in those years, which seems to tell fans that he was malnourished when he was a child; The iconic upper and lower thick lips, the infinite distance between eyes, and the "naive" smile are simply fascinating. One-on-one on the court is always a drag, shooting like a baboon who can only break corn. No matter how ugly his posture, his appearance is ugly. This face has been a frequent visitor on the list of "Top Ten Ugly Stars in the League" for more than ten years. Someone once decorated the castle with a very incisive sentence: this guy doesn't look like a man, no wonder he is called an alien. Some fans say that this ugly monster is even uglier than the alien Ronaldo on the football field 10 times. It seems that his strength is really extraordinary. Now I have gone to Hollywood where movie stars gather. It is estimated that the director who shoots science fiction films there doesn't have to work hard to find the protagonist or push the castle with makeup.

Second place: byron davis the Warrior.

Davis is the leading point guard in the NBA, but his beard and gourd face are simply a major feature of the NBA and can be called "the best". Some experts have suggested not taking children to watch his games. Maybe some fans don't think he is ugly like me, but since he was listed as the ugliest man in NBA by The New York Times, some people began to look for flaws in his face, hoping to find something new. "In fact, I don't know what the judges' criteria are (ugly selection criteria). Maybe they take themselves as a reference when doing this job! " Davis himself doesn't care much about The New York Times's ranking. He thinks he just accidentally entered the list of "ugly stars". "I think as a man, the key is to have strength." There may be some truth in what he said, but if he takes off his jersey, everyone will regard him as Kansai, a pig-killing town in China's novel Water Margin.

Third place Taishan Marion

Who is most like an orangutan after Ewing? The answer is Sun's small forward Sean Marion, a relative of Ewing the gorilla and another fierce leader of the primate family: the baboon, who took Ewing's gun without hesitation. Marion is a strange person in the NBA. At a height of 2.0 1, he often grabbed more than ten rebounds and scored more than 20+. When he behaves well, it is common to give away some hot pot. It's a pity that his appearance is really pleasing. When the fans saw him, it was like seeing an old woman running and jumping on the court. Ugliness is only one aspect of him, and shooting is another aspect of his ugliness. You can often see him pouting, tiptoeing, putting his hands on his chest quickly and pitching like a female basketball player. The whole action is like a big monkey with long arms and long legs playing basketball, unable to let go of his hands and feet. The ugly shooting posture is an insult to basketball. With his deformed face and sensational shoulders, he will definitely become the "Ugly Man No.1" in the hearts of most fans.

Fourth place: Devon George, the pig head

As a small forward of the Lakers, Devean George makes a living in city of angels where Hollywood is located, and his appearance has become a big obstacle for him. George has a strong body and a good sense of rebounding, which makes him have the potential to become an excellent player. In the F4 era of the Lakers, it is impossible for him to sit on the bench without any skills. Unfortunately, it is just a little ugly, and it is not just ugly. In the star-studded Los Angeles, fans can easily recognize him. Even though he is a bench player in the Lakers, he can even make all the audience remember him in one minute, thanks to his respect: it's like a pig's head hanging on a meat stall for sale! Moreover, customers can judge from his fair skin and energetic performance on the court that this pig head still belongs to reassuring meat. When the "alien" castle arrived, he was lucky enough to get rid of the title of the ugliest Staples and take a back seat.

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Fifth, Mutombo, a mountain in Africa.

It is obvious to all that there is no shortage of ugly stars in new york. He left Ewing the gorilla and went to Mount Mutombo in Africa. Mutombo is really ugly and deserves to be Ewing's good brother. His thin legs are really unacceptable. The legendary 50-year-old man, even the voice is unacceptable. It may be that the two centers were destined to meet Ewing, the gorilla, in the Rockets after a circle, and * * * raised the banner of the ugly star. Last season, there was a faint figure in the lineup of the Rockets. Weatherbishop, the ugliest man in the Rockets, played the role of ugly man. After the arrival of Africa Mountain, the ugly men in the rocket lineup can make up a table of mahjong. Many fans say that this African mountain is not much different from an orangutan. Some people even worry that Yao Ming will mutate if he stays with him for a long time. This is of course a joke. What fans are really worried about is that Yao Ming's football style will suddenly change around him. Fortunately, everyone in Africa is honest and upright. When you make a fortune in America, don't forget that in He is My Brother, you often donate money, medical care and other charities, which makes up for the lack of looks.

Sixth place, Antoine Walker, the fathead.

If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world. This sentence is more suitable for antoine walker, a fat monk. As a power forward, he often flies kites outside the three-point line, and the ugliness of playing ball is well known. Interested fans can watch carefully. When he uses his big ass and small steps to attack and defend on the court, his every move is simply a big-head monk dance dance. Especially after he hit a three-pointer, he also likes to perform the unique dance of Wolves: "Hip-wagging Dance", and he never cares about the feelings of fans. It's a pity that his career three-point shooting rate is really flattering. No wonder he was warned by former Heat coach JVG to stop that disgusting dance in front of the Heat.

Seventh, Big Ben, the patron saint of auburn hills.

Ben wallace is the guardian of the piston. With him guarding the gate of the basket piston, any immortal who wants to easily break through the gate of auburn hills has to weigh three points. In this respect, many people appreciate Big Ben. But if fans start from the traditional aesthetic concept, Big Ben is definitely an ugly man. Whether it is his early explosive hairstyle or today's ditch-digging hairstyle, there is really no aesthetic feeling at all, and it even destroys his ugly image. Moreover, his five senses are veritable breeders, with a short nose and some suspicion of facing the sky. The proportion of eyes on his big face is also unbalanced, and the distance between eyebrows is too wide, which explains the meaning of the word "eyebrow ruler" in China's ancient books. The prominent upper cheekbones and cheeks make his whole face look like a spindle. Fans compared him with O 'Neill, Yao Ming, brad miller and even Stoudemire Jr., and came to a conclusion: Big Ben is the ugliest center in NBA.

Eighth place, ugly calves.

Daniels and Howard, the two main players of the Mavericks, were selected at the same time, tied for eighth place. I have to say that Dallas is "honored", which makes fans doubt the selection criteria of billionaire Cuban. Is ugliness the first criterion for selecting people? (Finley, the boss of the year, skipped his ugliness here. Compared with the double ugliness of the Mavericks now, Finley is a handsome guy. When watching the Mavericks game, fans can carefully compare the two, which is really worthy of the Mavericks' reputation. For example, Daniels, although he didn't become Ginobili's second, his appearance completely masked his skills, with prominent eyes and teeth ... If we continue, it is estimated that the fans will not be able to hold on. With his comrade-in-arms Howard, they are either expressionless and glassy-eyed; Either gnash your teeth and look lost. Coincidentally, both cowboys have distinctive thick lips and the same trench hairstyle on their heads. These two babies can play on the same team, and only Cuban can arrange it besides God. In a live TV broadcast, the commentator named the two brothers "Dallas Double Ugliness", and they became famous from then on. The simultaneous selection of the two men tied for eighth place is an affirmation of the evaluation of the rivers and lakes.

Ninth place: Prince Prince Jr.

In fact, there are many people who seem to be sorry for the fans in the lineup of the Pistons. The finals MVP Billups has buck teeth and an ugly mouse face. However, because Big Ben and Prince Prince Prince are in the piston, he can get rid of the ugly man's name for a while and even become a little handsome. Prince means prince. Prince's style and defense are worthy of the name, but his appearance is really sorry for the little prince. Seeing his face, female fans may not dream of Prince Charming and Princess any more. His long hands, feet and face are like a gibbon running back and forth in the crowd, not a "little prince".

Tenth place, Seung Jin Ha, a Korean hippo.

Sorry, Seung Jin Ha, a hippo from South Korea, got on the last bus. South Korea's beauty industry is so developed that it has not trimmed the first ugly star in Asian basketball. This is a waste of their cosmetics resources and a sin of the Korean cosmetics industry! Hippo has no star temperament and no talent for playing, which may be two major factors that make it difficult for him to get ahead in the NBA. Originally, his ranking was expected to improve. Considering that he is only the seventh or even the eighth person on the bench, he has to look up to his predecessors at the bottom with injustice.