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What are the slogans for novice car body builders on the road?

Novice drivers will inevitably make jokes on the road. To reduce stress, they like to put eye-catching slogans on their cars to let other drivers know "The Rookie is Coming." The following are funny slogans collected by the editor of Pacific Automotive website. Be sure to watch it with a smile!

1. Older female drivers, take care!

2. Super Noodle makes his debut.

3. People are old and cars are new, stay away from me!

4. Novice (female).

5. You are the master. Feel free to go beyond.

6. It will not tilt upward, be careful!

7. Alto: Don’t bully me, my brother is Audi.

8. The newbie’s hands are trendy, and the more troublesome they are.

9. The first time for a female driver = The Devil Prada.

10. When you see this line, your car is too close to me.

11. If you can’t open it, I’ll rush you!

12. Sweaty palms.

13. The old car broke down and ran in.

14. Taxi: Overhaul and running-in, welcome to overtake!

15. The sticker on one side is: in the middle of the face.

16. A new car is on the road, and there is a killer inside.

17. I saw an aunt driving with a sticker on the back: "Just treat me as a red light."

18. Can't shift to first gear or more, master it proficiently.

19. The brake and accelerator can’t be distinguished clearly, so it’s easy to use!

20.Don’t look at me, look at the road!

21. If you are in a hurry, you go first.

22. I am the meat and the car is the grinder. Everyone calls us "meat folders". tasty! Don't taste it!

23. After two years of driving, this is the first time I touched a car! Look! 24. Get over my head if you can!

25. Too slow? Go be an astronaut!

26. Except for fire protection, the basic configuration of this vehicle is the same as that of a tank!

27. Who can tell me where the brake is? urgent!

28. China’s last high-speed steam locomotive!

29. What are you doing with me? I would be careful to shift into reverse gear.

30. The driver once easily defeated Super Tyr, it’s all up to him!

31. The modified car has a displacement of 8.0 (V12 in summer)

32. It is forbidden to fart inside the car, but you can fart freely outside the car.

33. Don’t bully me, I have practiced Golden Bell!

34. Tank Black Boy - Don’t be afraid of anyone coming

35. Don’t look at old cars, people are new.

36. I'm blind...

37. Don't kiss me, I'm afraid of "fixing"

38. Expelled from driving school, self-taught; novice driver , good at braking hard!

39. "Moving obstacles, please go around!!!"

40. If you are a novice on the road, stop at any time, slide uphill and backward, don't get close!

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