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Excuse me, what's the name of the song "Oh, rice seller, oh, potato seller …"? ?

"Oh, rice seller, potato seller …" This song is called Selling Potatoes.

Song: Selling potatoes.

Type: network funny songs

Specific lyrics:

Oh ~ selling rice! Sell bean skin! Sell piranha! Sell mung beans and potatoes! Beans are potatoes! Sell fish! Every catty together! Come if you want! Do not buy! ! ! Crawl away! I want more! Dajinhuaer

Woman: Boss! How much are the potatoes?

Answer: five yuan a catty!

Woman: Sa Zi also? Five dollars! ? Stop cutting!

Answer: there is nothing wrong! Lao Tzu is robbing (taking out a fruit knife) money! (The woman rushes forward to give the boss a good beating)

Woman: Still dare to rob Lao Zi? Here you go, ghost! Old Niang Taekwondo Jiu Duan! Shit! (Kick the boss in the eye and turn him into a panda eye)

(The boss crawls forward) Oh ~ Good photo! The food stalls are all washed white! Ghost bitch, sweetheart, hey, black man! A spindle! Hit me and vomit blood! (stands up) I'll sell it again! Lettuce root! And peas! Sold out of bean stalls! I want more! Into the hospital ~

Bully: Boss! Lettuce sells roots?

Answer: fifty cents a catty!

Bully: Sa Zi also? You can't even recognize Lao Tzu's dominance in the vegetable market? How dare you take money from me! ? (Rushing up to give the boss a good beating)

(The boss moves slowly on the ground) Oh ~ I sold it! I'll sell it again!

Policeman: No! Your baby's repeated participation has something to do with provoking a one-on-one fight! I want to arrest you for 24 hours! You have the right not to shit! But every camel you pull will be given in court! (police car sound: WER O WER O~)