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In the short sentences of secular love stories

1. earthy love story. My hand was scratched, and so were you, so we are husband and wife.

I want to buy something. Wait a minute. I will marry you.

You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?

4. Are you blind? It hit my heart.

I don't miss you at all. I'll consider it at 1: 30.

6. Do you smell burning? That's my burning heart for you.

7. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill.

8. Have you gained weight again recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

9. The mouth is sweet because the heart is sweet, and the heart is sweet because you are inside.

10, tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

1 1. From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart.

12 Do you know what my biggest weakness is? This is your fault.

13. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I will marry you.

14, I want to ask a way, the way to your heart.

15, firecrackers exploded on New Year's Eve, and I didn't think as much as me.

16 can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?

Aren't you tired? You have run in my world several times.

18, there is a rumor recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

2. Baidu Library members can open at least 0.27 yuan/day love story short sentence cross, and you can view the complete content in the library.

Original publisher: Domi Library

Within the Cross of Domineering Phrases Part I: Within the Cross of Domineering Phrases 7 1, my real life: counting money until I wake up naturally, sleeping until my hands cramp ... Part IV: "Non-mainstream super-dragging sentences" 1, I subvert the whole world just to straighten your reflection! 2. Maybe love is just because of loneliness. Need someone to love. Even if there is no competition. I have loved and hurt, and then I can leave and forget. Non-mainstream super drag sentence 4. I put down my dignity, my nature and my tenacity just because I can't let you go. You haven't been lovelorn once, and you don't even know how cheap you are. 6. Everyone is human, so you don't have to be human. 7. Since you left, I have learned to smile, because I know no one will wipe away my tears. 8. There is no unfinished story in the world, only an immortal heart. 9. You gave me a smile. I thought you promised me forever. 10, no one is worth your tears. 1 1, on the road of love, two people are fine, but three people are too many. 12, in the dead of night, I will wear my eyes to count the days we passed together. 13, when you are recalling the past, it can only show that you are not doing well now. 14, a person in the corner of the world, even lonely laugh at me too depraved! 15, I finally know what heartbreak is, and I finally know how sweet it is to say I love you. 16, I envy those who are asleep, so that they don't have to bear the pain of missing in endless darkness. No matter you love the geometer, no matter how painful or happy you love him. Finally, instead of learning how to love, you learned how to love yourself. 18, don't leave new tears for the old sadness. 19, for the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly, we must fall in love and talk about a world full of love. 20. How can I grow up without those gossips? 2 1, water can still be drunk when it is cold, but it is difficult to heat it when the heart is cold. 22、

3. The Short Love Story on the Cross was first published by Li.

Within the Cross of Domineering Phrases Part I: Within the Cross of Domineering Phrases 7 1, my real life: counting money until I wake up naturally, sleeping until my hands cramp ... Part IV: "Non-mainstream super-dragging sentences" 1, I subvert the whole world just to straighten your reflection! 2. Maybe love is just because of loneliness. Need someone to love. Even if there is no competition. I have loved and hurt, and then I can leave and forget. Non-mainstream super drag sentence 4. I put down my dignity, my nature and my tenacity just because I can't let you go. You haven't been lovelorn once, and you don't even know how cheap you are. 6. Everyone is human, so you don't have to be human. 7. Since you left, I have learned to smile, because I know no one will wipe away my tears. 8. There is no unfinished story in the world, only an immortal heart. 9. You gave me a smile. I thought you promised me forever. 10, no one is worth your tears. 1 1, on the road of love, two people are fine, but three people are too many. 12, in the dead of night, I will wear my eyes to count the days we passed together. 13, when you recall the past, it only shows that you are not doing well now. 14, a person in the corner of the world, even lonely laugh at me too depraved! 15, I finally know what heartbreak is, and I finally know how sweet it is to say I love you. 16, I envy those who are asleep, so that they don't have to bear the pain of missing in endless darkness. No matter you love the geometer, no matter how painful or happy you love him. Finally, instead of learning how to love, you learned how to love yourself. 18, don't leave new tears for the old sadness. 19, for the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly, we must fall in love and talk about a world full of love. 20. How can I grow up without those gossips? 2 1, water can still be drunk when it is cold, but it is difficult to heat it when the heart is cold. 22、

4. Open the members of the library in The Warmest Cross of the Love Story with a minimum of 0.27 yuan to view the complete content.

Original publisher: Li

Within the cross: within the cross. This is my love, take it, this is my heart, don't break it, this is my hand, hold it, and we will stand together forever. 47. Write your mood, change your signature and set up invisibility for you. Would you know? I hope I can let you know my heart through my little actions. 48. If someone asks me why I love you, I think I can only answer: because it is you, because it is me. 49. You see, it's nice that so many people and such a big world met you and you met me. 50. If it snows, if we walk all the way without an umbrella, can we walk all the way to Baishi? 5 1. All we have to do is hold each other's hands to the end, and leave the rest to fate. 52. The two warmest words in the world come from your mouth. Good night. 53. Many times, I just want to have you and hold me tight until my mood really gets better. 54. The fish took the bait because it fell in love with the fisherman, and it was willing to use its life to make the fisherman smile. 55. I let go of my dignity, personality and stubbornness just because I can't let go of you. 56. Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves. 57. I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you hundreds of millions of times, as warmly as on the equator. 58. Knowing each other lies in fate, knowing each other lies in mind, and cherishing each other is more valuable than friendship. I am willing to spend the days of knowing each other and cherishing each other with you. As long as our love lasts, I will be loyal. I can love you until we break up, I am willing until I don't want to. 60. Maybe you will never find this website, and you will never know that I am here. E799BE5AE6E997AEE7ad94E78988E69D8331333433623736 left a message for you. But I still have to say, I love you. 6 1. Wife, wife, I love you like a mouse loves rice! I will torture you with my feelings if I don't hit you or scold you! 62. People who love me

5. Love message short sentences are horizontal, one generation and two people.

2. If I were your superhero.

3. You can't hide the feelings of loyalty.

4, don't talk, don't talk, don't give up!

What I want is my wife's love. She has gray temples and helps each other.

6. I am lucky to meet you.

7. As long as you don't hate me and drive me away, I am willing to accompany you.

8, don't hesitate, don't complain that there are always people who like your worst appearance.

9. "Don't count the days. I want to like you all my life. "

10, when you can't let go, think more about how the other party let you go.

1 1. If you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised to find that this page is not written and that page is not written.

12. About beauty, we should start from the day we met you.

13, he won't hate her because of a word from others.

I want to see you every day.

15 It turns out that you ignored me just to keep her from being sad.

16, are they all old? Are they still driving? We just went our separate ways.

17, "You remember everything about him, but you can't remember that he doesn't like you."

18, I tell you, when I think of you, my ugly face smiles.

19, Tianya is your choice. I'm only responsible for accompanying you around to keep out the cold

No matter how bad you are, I will laugh when I see you.

2 1, I'm fine, but I don't miss you anymore.

I met you very late, but I will stay with you for a long time.

I hope you are not too tired.

24. Goodbye Zhou Shaoze.

25. You look like a hotel, but you make me feel at home.

26,1February 7; That love song is about romance, but it has nothing to do with you and me.

27. He can wander around, but he can't help being unhappy.

28. "I want to sing a love song, your exclusive love song."

29. "You often come to my dreams and live in my heart."

30. Youth is like this. If you don't pay close attention to love, you will sigh that people are leaving tea.

3 1, I also looked forward to it, but I'm afraid it won't work in the future.

32. The sunshine is just right today, which is suitable for missing you.

33. Ten thousand beautiful present is not worth a future with you.

34. Did your enthusiasm move him or burn yourself?

35. Is your acting bad or am I caught too early?

36. How disappointed am I to wish I had never met you?

37. Your current reluctance is also my past reluctance.

I miss you as always.

39. I like you. You got it?

40. I'm glad you can't cure the disease.

4 1, May the sunshine be with you.

42、? How can people who are attracted at first sight be friends?

43. Forgive me for not writing what you want.

44. You are like cold wind and strong liquor, which can make me cry like a dog.

45. Self-righteous, selfish, accomplish nothing, entertain yourself, make your own decisions, justify yourself, and not tell the truth.

46. There is still an unfinished eternity between us.

47. A rational person will never get love.

48. People who don't understand guilt often lead the best life.

49, never need to think of, never forget.

50. Maybe I rank first and last in your heart.

5 1, I wish you a lonely Wan Li.

52. You don't know what I typed, so you are very busy. How hard it is not to bother you. Yeah, I'm fine.

53, you have a new her and I can't bother anymore.

Try to fight against the great desolation of the world with a sense of humor.

55、? What injustice have I suffered? I'm not the only one who wants this world.

Nobody wants me except you. I don't want anyone but you.

57. May you have wine, meat and girls in the future, be poor, laugh and be capable, and be open-minded in this life.

58. I wonder where someone likes only one woman all his life.

59. Go ahead. I want you and your dreams.

60. If you are born wrong, you can't afford to die.

6 1 means that I love a gentleman who has no empathy, and I hope my heart can understand my mind.

62. I want to travel constantly, listen to people and experience life.

If you are unhappy, bully me. After all, I like you.

64. You have to leave my temper and I can't stop.

Girls should learn to love themselves.

Every time I think of her, I laugh.

I still miss your good night.

68, in a word, a love, a lifetime of heartache.

69. Forgive me for thinking that your heart is like soil.

70. There is a song that I liked the single cycle the first time I heard it, just as I couldn't tolerate others the first time I saw you.

Hope to adopt. Thank you.

6. Love words for women are in the cross, thank you. Original publisher: Li.

Inside the cross of a beautiful love story: Inside the cross of a beautiful love story is a beautiful love story arranged for everyone. Oh, beautiful love and romantic love stories are for you! 1 1, do you know how important you are to me? 2. You are Youlemei in my hands. 3, a little pressure, press the small heart. Four seasons should be fine, if you are still here. I don't know what I'm doing, but I love it deeply. 6. One flower and one world, one leaf and one pursuit. 7, a sigh, a lifetime for only one person. 8, married, love is not in doubt. 9. When you look back, I sigh again. 10, know what I mean, pity you, please! 1 1, at the same time, self-response, concentric self-knowledge. 12, the ground is connected with branches, and the water comes out with the lotus. Beautiful love story short sentence 2 1, I smile for me as soon as I see you. 3. A brave heart is stupid. When I am disappointed enough, please let go. Not disturbing is my last gentleness. He stood in front of me with gentle eyes and said softly, I'll take you home. Home is where I am. 6. You have no sense of superiority, not because you are so good, but because I love you too much to change. 7. I don't know how to say sweet words. I only have one heart to follow you to your old age, so my biggest regret is that I can't speak well. I like you not only because of your appearance, but also because of who I am when I am with you. 9. What if you don't love me? I love you enough. 10, no matter how cold it is, just feel the temperature of the palm. 1 1 Do you know when you talk about yourself in front of me? How uncomfortable I am. Only I know 12. If a girl cries for you, please remember to take her home 13. Love is just a word. I'm only gonna say this once. 14. Sake is hard to swallow. If you are drunk, don't leave the rest of your life. He doesn't belong to me when he comes back. They say they envy us.

7. ask for earthy love words "harm you ... what?" "I like you so much."

I almost spit out an old blood. After expressing my disdain for her, I immediately fell into the whirlpool of "earthy love words".

The earthy love story is a mudslide in love stories, which is popular on WeChat, Weibo and Tik Tok platforms, and is famous for embarrassing crying and coquetry.

The most amazing thing is, what's wrong with feeling a little sweet in a simple atmosphere?

The following are 25 # earthy love stories received by friends. Feel for yourself.

PS: earthy love words are risky, so use them with caution.

@ tieniu

"This is the receipt, that is the meal ticket, and you are my female ticket."

Arsonist

"You look like one of my relatives." "who?" "My father's son-in-law."

Miss d

"Please mind your mouth." "What's the matter?" "Because I can't help kissing it."

Yakult

"You are guilty." "?" "You not only broke into my heart, but also stole my heart."

@ 798 1 1

"I've gained weight recently, and it's all your fault." "Why?" "Because you are so cute."

@ Wonderboy

"I recently learned a new skill, fortune telling." "Help me calculate?" "I choke refers to a calculate, you lack me in life.

@ Lemon citron tea

"Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

"Miss, you left something in my car." "What?" "Your noble temperament."

"I will never like people like you." "?" "I will only love you."

"Little sister, don't be so polite." "What's the matter?" "I just want to appreciate your beauty."

"I have a little hypoglycemia recently." "What's the matter?" "Because it's been too long."

"You look like a friend of mine." "who?" "My boyfriend."

"Can you play the guitar?" "No." "Then why do you resonate with me?"

"Can you go out?" "Huh?" "Roll into my heart."

"You are so simple." "No. "But you have been in my heart, never moved. “

"Stop eating sugar." "Bad for your teeth?" "Because you are already very sweet."

"What blood type are you?" "type o blood." "No, you are my ideal type."

"Can you be my Youlemei?" "Do you want to hold me in your hand?" "No, I want to hit on you."

"Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do?" I don't know. "My wife."

"You look like an old woman." "?" "Sorry, I said another sentence."

"Why are you so fat?" "?" "After you came, I can't put anyone down in my heart anymore."

"I am a charming man, and you are also charming." @ Touwei 6 1 "Don't ask for merit, but ask for nothing."

"I want you to tell you a simple love story." "I don't want to hear it." "Then look at the first three words."

"I suspect that my readers are all carbonated drinks." "Why?" "Because as soon as they left me a message, I was so happy."