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2. Some people say that they want to thank their predecessors for making you grow up and become better. I don't think so. In those heartbreaking days, you gritted your teeth every day. Why are you thanking others? You should thank yourself.
Snakes don't know that they are poisonous, and people don't know that they are wrong. Your kindness is like a candy to others. If you eat it, it will disappear. Your badness, like a scar, will last forever. This is human nature.
Some stories have been written before they really start. Some people become passers-by before they fall in love.
There are many choices in life, so you don't have to make the best choice. You can choose what makes you happy, and then it will be your best choice.
When I was a child, I liked eating tomatoes very much. I said excitedly that I would eat tomatoes all my life. I didn't like them when I grew up. There is no reason not to like them. You are right about tomatoes. What is wrong is that you have been self-righteous all your life.
7. If you want to catch big fish, you can't be afraid of the water depth. If you want to pick roses, you must not be afraid of thorns. Without an adventurous mind, there is no chance to get what you want.
8. Being a very simple person, you can get along well, but you can't. You don't have to be nice to everyone. They don't give you money.
Whatever you do, please remember that it's all for yourself, it's your choice, so you don't complain.
10, if you like something, don't ask others if it looks good. Your life will not be better because of what others say. Whether you like it or not is up to you.
Naughty and interesting sentence: There is no need to be nice to everyone, and they won't give you money.
1. In order to prevent students from climbing over the wall, the iron fences on campus are pointed. The warning sign on it reads: No climbing over the wall, a boy will become a girl if he is not careful, and a girl will become a woman if he is not careful. You don't have to be nice to everyone, and they won't give you money. Nothing is more refreshing than waking up in the morning and finding there is no paper in the toilet. Last month, a new Great Wall electric appliance was opened opposite a supermarket in the town, so Meng Jiangnv shouted the Great Wall in the speaker in front of the supermarket every day. The boss of Great Wall Electric Appliances was very anxious, so he put two bigger speakers at the door and sang "The Great Wall Never Falls" every day. This damn thing has been going on for over a month. 5. A friend on 5.QQ was named because of egg pain. Every time he quits QQ, the system will remind me that your friend is offline because of egg pain. 6. The only requirement to get along with your partner is to get along with other partners in peace. 7. My wife and I quarreled last night. I was very angry. On impulse, I broke up with her in a fit of pique! Get out of here! The wife slammed the door with tears in her eyes. . . . I suddenly felt a little regret. At this moment, I suddenly heard a bang! Oh, my God. She didn't kill herself, did she? ! ! ! I rushed out like crazy. Shit, she opened a bottle of champagne. 8. Remember to say pika before sneezing, which is cute. 9. You are really nice. You are the most exciting person I have ever met. Your silly smile is really super cute, forcing me to write Tibetan poems for you. 10. Wife: unhappy, want to curse! Husband: Then you can give me a good scolding and you will be happy. Wife: Do I have to emphasize it again? Only! Think about it! Scold! People! Husband: Yes. . . 1 1. Xueba's English name is study bully, which is collectively called SB 12 in the world ... When you are still young, become the environmentalist you want to be. 13. You are a big boy. You should learn to draw a clean eyeliner, trim a pair of clean eyebrows, spray some light and delicious perfume, draw a delicate makeup, and catch a man with a girl at this age. 14. The goddess said shyly: I hope you are there when I get married. Me: You want me to attend the ceremony? Goddess: Of course not, how can you be so stupid! ! I want you to be the one who can't get married without you! I was overjoyed: Do you want me to be a priest and marry you? Wow, I've been thinking about the priest's addiction for a long time. All right, it's settled. Goddess: 15. Two days ago, on my mother-in-law's birthday, I asked my wife if she wanted to buy an expensive gift. My wife said not to buy anything too expensive. She is old, so just buy something practical. So, I bought an urn. 16. Others may just want to sleep with you. Unlike me, I also want to lie to you. 17. My friend's daughter-in-law has been squatting in the toilet for 20 minutes, and we are all waiting for her. I said, why is it so slow? What happened? The friend said, wait a minute. Then she turned off the wireless router and her daughter-in-law came out two minutes later. Today, she and her father ate an orange with a scar, which was very sweet. I asked my father: Why do the uglier oranges taste better? Dad said solemnly: it knows that it is ugly, so it is very serious when it grows up, otherwise it will be looked down upon by other oranges! It suddenly occurred to me that ugly people should read more books. 19. At noon today, I suddenly got a call from my mother: Son, are you going home for dinner? I said, I'll be right back As a result, my mother said to my father on the other end of the phone: His father, don't feed the leftovers to the dog yet. My son is going home for dinner. . . Everyone has a temper. Tell me about it.
There are not many people who really treat you well all their lives. How many people wake up when everything will be lost: love is generous and cannot be consumed excessively. Everyone has a temper and bears all the anger for you, just because that person loves you more than you.
Everyone has a temper. Tell me about it.
First, everyone's situation is different. Too much is not easy, smoothing out the years and tempering. Although we will experience different things, we will work harder just for the tomorrow we want ~ good night. We are different.
Second, everyone has his own temper, and everyone has his own eyes. People who can't control their temper are easily hurt by others' eyes, and people who can't hide their eyes are easily hit by others' temper. The process of learning not to lose your temper and put on a bad face is actually a process of long skill.
Third, when you feel inferior to others, don't feel inferior, remember that you are just an ordinary person. Don't be sad when others ignore you. Everyone has his own life, and no one can always accompany you. Most people only lose their temper with safe people. Because it's within the safe range. Your subconscious knows that the other person will not leave you. Actually, fooling around is also a kind of dependence.
Fourth, to tell the truth, everyone has a temper, especially when his son is photographed by the media and posted online for others' attention. The tone of questioning can better show a father's love for his son, and there is not much denial. On the contrary, people think he is a person who cares about his family.
Don't underestimate anyone, because everyone has something we can learn. If you don't notice, it only means that you are blind. Treat others and things gently, don't lose your temper at will, no one owes you, and hurting anyone is a debt. Don't magnify the pain, it's just a temporary feeling in your heart. When you look back, you will find that it is nothing, so you must learn patience.
Six, suddenly found that only oneself is the best to rely on, others who are unreliable, yes, I have a bad temper, everyone has their own personality, when in front of familiar people, they will not pretend, but will only show their true self, but this is not optimistic, others will only see your bad, two people together, no one has to pay more for whom, everyone is mutual, if, can't see my good. If I really want to care too much, my complaints don't stop there.
7. The saddest thing is knowing that you are a spare tire, but you still can't bear to leave. Don't be too mean to those who love you. Few people have been kind to you all their lives. How many people suddenly wake up when everything will be lost? Everyone has a temper and bears all the anger for you, just because that person loves you more than you.
Eight, like everyone for a reason, good-looking, good-tempered, temperament, affinity, straightforward communication and so on. But you are an exception, like you, but you can't say why, cute and not cute, like everything about you.
Everyone has a temper and can bear all the anger for you, just because that person loves you more than you.
10. Everyone has different life experiences. Countless pasts constitute everyone of you, me and him at this moment, and we have developed a different coping mode from others. Maybe there is an unknown painful past behind the grumpy, maybe there is a fragile soul with no sense of security behind the vengeful, maybe there is a scarred childhood behind the heartbreaking exit. When I think about it, I feel relieved. This is not easy for anyone. Think more about others and take care of yourself. Light a heart lamp to warm yourself and try to illuminate others.
Eleven, not everyone should coax you, everyone has a temper, have self-esteem, coax you just don't want to break the relationship between you and me, but don't think you can talk casually, not afraid of my anger, everyone's patience is limited.
Everyone has his own temper, but in any case, we must learn to grasp and control it, and don't let your temper hurt you. I hope you can have a good temper, and a good temper will definitely bring you good luck.
Good temper is not for everyone. Please cherish and remember my smile when I face you with my truest smile. If you can't see my smile, it proves that you are no longer important.
Fourteen, people are always contradictory. They often know the solution in their mistakes, but they are unwilling to bow their heads, so they make mistakes again and again. I just saw that he didn't change his mind in order to achieve your ultimate goal. There is no such person. Everyone has a temper and will change. My heart is far away, so it's hard to come back. We understand mistakes. We can't understand this explanation. Sometimes I want to explain, but I don't know to whom. Do I need to explain? The explanation without understanding is also very pale. I dare not explain. The more explanations, the greater the harm. I will shrink back, I will be afraid of pity, I will find out again and again how unworthy I am, and I am always indifferent again and again. I hope not to explain, not to understand, not to communicate, just like two parallel lines, there is no trajectory, so it is very safe.
Everyone has a temper, but not everyone is born with your temper.
Sixteen, understand that everyone has everyone's temper, because fate connects everyone, mutual tolerance and mutual help, mutual understanding is like a family. I like my present state, my present days and myself.
Seventeen, how many people suddenly wake up when everything will be lost: love is generous and cannot be consumed excessively. Everyone has a temper and bears all the anger for you, just because that person loves you more than you.
Everyone has an insurmountable bottom line, everyone's patience is limited and everyone has a temper. Therefore, don't undermine each other. Love can be shown outside, but you are in the mood to go home and make noise.
Nineteen, don't take yourself too seriously, because no one really cares, and no one really regards you as the only one. Everyone has his own life, temper and attitude, so why bother to make himself unhappy.
Twenty, how hard it is to walk along the way, maybe only I know in my heart that the person I love first will lose, maybe I have an old saying that there is nothing to hide, maybe I have always maintained the bad habit of being spoiled as a child. . . The biggest obstacle between us is that I love to spoil and lose my temper, but you don't want to spoil me and take the initiative to coax me. . Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has his own temper. I am willing to keep a good temper with everyone, but I just want to expose myself to the people I love without reservation. It turns out that unreserved love is sometimes too tired to pieces. May you be the one who knows and loves me, may we have my wishful future, and may we join hands to grow old together!
Twenty-one, everyone has their own bottom line, even if the temper is good, there will be places in their hearts that they don't want others to touch. For men, the following three places are forbidden areas. Don't touch women if they don't want to die.
Twenty-two, time is fast, we are very busy, this holiday, before we have time to see the fallen leaves of Populus euphratica, we have arrived in beginning of winter, and a person's trip became a shadow when he said "go away". I think everyone's life has too much helplessness and chicken feathers. Smoothed my temper, fulfilled my daily duties and finally chose silence.
Twenty-three, different understandings of experience will be different. I am not you, and you are not me. You don't have to understand everything about me, and neither can you. Everyone has his own personality, which may be good or bad, but one person will have a good temper and power. If you are not the one who makes me good-tempered and right, don't say I have a bad temper. Do the right thing when you are right. Good temper is only for those who are kind to me.
24. Good temper is made, and bad habits are formed by habit. It is the person you love who cures your temper, and it is the person who loves you who endures your temper. Everyone has a temper and bears all the anger for you, just because that person loves you more than you. Every love needs patience. If someone is kind to you, remember not to lose that person.
Everyone has a temper. In fact, it is not difficult to fall in love with someone every day.
Twenty-six, don't be too mean to those who love you, there are very few people who really treat you well all their lives. How many people wake up when everything will be lost: love is generous and cannot be consumed excessively. Everyone has a temper and bears all the anger for you, just because that person loves you more than you.
Everyone has a bad mood, but don't take it out on others. No one will be hurt by your temper. When you are in a bad mood, maybe your unconscious words will be like a needle, which will hurt others more than you think.
Twenty-eight, negative energy burst, but what can I do? After doing so much, I just hope that everyone can spend the rest of their lives alone, and no one wants to complain every day. I think I always try my best. Everyone has his own temper, so don't refresh my bottom line again and again, no matter what.
Twenty-nine, don't be too mean to those who love you, there are very few people who really treat you well all their lives. How many people suddenly wake up when they are about to lose everything? Everyone has a temper and bears all the anger for you, just because that person loves you more than you.
2026 54 38+0 _ 20 Classic Quotations There is no rehearsal in life, and everyone has his own wonderful things.
1. If you know someone, you must have cared; To see a person clearly, you must have been down and out; He who sees through a person must have fought with you; See through a person, you must have paid; See through a person, you must have been cheated; Look down on a person, you must have cherished it; See a person clearly, you must have given up; Be optimistic about a person, you must have been touched; Look at a bad guy, you must have been hurt; Look at a person, you must have experienced it.
Life, like the weather, is predictable, but often unexpected. Not everyone is perfect. Happiness is an echo. You said you loved her, and she sent it back. This is happiness. I think, if I love you without clinging to you, appreciate you without criticizing you, participate in you without demanding you, leave you without saying sorry, help you without looking down on you at all, then we can get along sincerely and nourish each other.
3. The heart is a candle enclosed in a dark room. No one can light it for you unless you light it yourself. The heart is the rippling lake in the forbidden garden. If you don't clear it yourself, no one can help you clear it. The heart is a locked window. No one can open it for you if you don't open it yourself. The heart is a day that runs through the body. If you are not hot, no one can be hot for you. The heart is a dream dormant in the soul. If you don't interpret your dream, no one can interpret it for you.
4. Some things can be won or lost. If you win for a while, if you lose, you can start over. Sometimes, if you lose, you fail completely, and you can't get what you lost back. For example, parents should be filial as early as possible, and they don't want their children to raise them instead of kissing them; For example, health, don't trample on it when you are struggling, and wait until you become famous. For example, emotions, some people have been immersed in the years and become your shadow. Without them, you are doomed to be lonely.
5. Spiritual sustenance, grievances can be sued; The soul has a home, and life is no longer wandering. Through the storm, I know that what I don't abandon is deep love; After experiencing prosperity and decline, we know that what remains unchanged is true feelings. Only after walking a long way and experiencing some things can we really see some people clearly. In the predicament, I understand the warmth and coldness of human feelings; On the plain, I realized that fate is changeable. Time will precipitate sincere feelings; Wind and rain will experience cherished love.
6. Don't make life too complicated, there is nothing in the world, much ado about nothing. Don't abandon your happy mood, peaceful mood and healthy mentality for no reason because of trivial disputes, the temptation of meager profits and the desire to eat. After all, it is not worth the loss. Make everything simple. If you like it, fight for it. If you get it, please cherish it. If you miss it, forget it. After many encounters and separations, we always know that if we can't catch it, we can't let it go. Only if you can tolerate the world will the world accept you.
7. Never give up what you really want. Life is a kind of endurance, and we should learn to support ourselves. Happiness is seeing the magic in the plain; Happiness is to taste the true taste in the plain. Happiness is not a gift of life, but an understanding of the soul. Happiness is not a gift from others, but an inner indifference. Only if you are willing to be dull, indisputable, persistent and indifferent can you feel more happiness.
8. There is no rehearsal in life, and everyone has everyone's wonderful things. Overlapping memories withered a flower season and fragrant a rainy season. I haven't smelled birds and flowers for a long time, and the fragrance of roses has already been scattered in my dreams many years ago. We learn to let go of people and things that have hurt us in the past and learn to look forward only. Because life always moves forward. The hardest thing in life is not to work hard or struggle, but to make the right choice.
9. Dare to admit yourself, for example, no money means no money, ugliness means ugliness, and poor grades mean poverty. However, don't blame others for being richer than you, don't envy others for looking better than you, and don't hate others for not working hard and getting better grades than you. Try to make up for your own shortcomings, otherwise you can only live in jealousy and resentment, because no matter what you do, there will always be someone better than you. One day when you can face these things with a natural smile, you must live better than others.
10. People who see through are full of vitality everywhere; People who can't see through are full of trouble. Those who can afford it are responsible everywhere; People who can't afford it are negligent everywhere. Those who can let go are avenues everywhere; People who can't let go are lost everywhere. Those who want to get through it are spring everywhere; Hard-headed people are dying everywhere. What kind of person you become is up to you; What kind of life you lead depends on yourself.
1 1. Don't envy others' wonderful, don't envy others' success. Behind any wonderful and successful, there is bitterness, which melts hardships. Brilliance and success are only the way, action and process of ending things. They are the thread connecting our lives. If you want to be more exciting and successful, you must have firm determination before you act, uncompromising toughness in your struggle and courage to face it after you fail. Success means that we have conquered ourselves.
12. Everyone is striving for a perfect life. However, there is nothing absolutely perfect in the world. As soon as the sun reaches the middle, it will immediately go west; When the moon is full, there will be a moon loss soon. Therefore, defects are permanent, and imperfections are lifelong. In fact, the best state is that the flowers are not in full bloom and the moon is not round. If you bow your head, you will never hit the door; If you are willing to give in, you will never retreat. People in need feel satisfied; People who cherish happiness have happiness.
13. If you want to know life, you must know yourself first. When you miss someone, miss them as much as possible. Maybe one day, you will never miss him so much again. When you love someone, love him as much as you can and let him know how much you love him. Maybe one day, when you grow up, you will be too disappointed and thoughtful, and you will never love someone so passionately again.
14. There may be a time when you suddenly feel desperate and feel that the whole world has abandoned you. To live is to suffer humiliation and pain. At this time, you should say to yourself, it doesn't matter, many people grow up like this. A quiet life is the pursuit after middle age. When you are young, your suffering, food loss, responsibility, sin and pain will eventually turn into light and light your way.
15. Life is like a door. Some people are pessimistic about inner darkness, while others are optimistic about inner peace. Some people are worried about the wind and rain outside the door, while others are happy about the freedom outside the door. In fact, many things in life are not the best, as long as you think it is worth it. Success and failure, happiness and misfortune will not be the same definition in their own minds. People live in a state of mind. Keep a good attitude, life is a paradise of happiness.
16. Life is short, the wind has passed without a trace, the mountains are high and low, and people are noble and low, which requires us to converge; Quiet and indifferent, time slips away quietly, years slip away quietly, youth fades slowly, and life grows old vaguely; Don't be surprised by honor or disgrace, be poor but unintentional, enjoy drinking, sing loudly and straighten your throat; Let the soul have laughter and life have joy. Life is like the weather, with sunshine and warmth, rain and snow and cold.
17. Life is a wandering journey. Who passed you by and who you met was actually a beautiful accident. Cherish those who can touch you, remember those who can make you cry, let go of those who can make you indifferent, and forget those who make you irrelevant. If it is wind and rain, chase it bravely and measure the quality of life with challenges; If it is sunshine, accept it heartily and stretch the background of life with growth; If you are frustrated, smile fearlessly and infiltrate the true nature of fate with strength.
18. There may be a time when you suddenly feel desperate and feel that the whole world has abandoned you. To live is to suffer humiliation and pain. At this time, you should say to yourself, it doesn't matter, many people grow up like this. A quiet life is the pursuit after middle age. When you are young, your suffering, food loss, responsibility, sin and pain will eventually turn into light and light your way.
19. There are some things that you should do when you have the chance. Don't wait until there is no chance, it is too late to do it again; Some people cherish it when they have a chance. Don't wait to lose it, then grasp it. Meaningless. People's hearts, originally unable to understand and guess; Life, originally sweet and bitter, and mood, originally happy and worried; Life is a journey. Only when you see through it can you be calm; Only by looking down on it can we be happy!
20. Keep your head down when you do things. How much thought you can sink and how much patience you can endure determines what you can do. How many eyes you can bear and how much pressure you can bear determine what kind of person you can become. Bowing your head, containing humility and low-key, belongs to the atmosphere; Looking up, hiding forge ahead and unyielding is the backbone. Bow your head when you like, and you will go further; When you look up in adversity, self-confidence is the most precious. Bow your head and hit the threshold; Look up at the sky.
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