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Tell me if you don't want to go out and order takeout.

In this weather, you should wrap yourself in a quilt, play with pesticides and kill chickens while playing movies, instead of running to the lab to catch up on your papers.

Talk about those who don't want to go out and order takeout

First, I wish all the best to the senior students who will take the postgraduate entrance examination tomorrow. I will leave the library to you, and the canteen will not be robbed by you. We will order takeout when we go out to eat. It's cold, wear warm clothes and keep a good mood to refuel.

second, why can't we eat takeout happily? You have to do it yourself. I'm so tired that I have to cook it myself if it tastes terrible? Do you have to make it yourself without ingredients? The food cooked when you are in a bad mood is not delicious at all. You can get what you want by ordering takeout for a little money. Why not? Every time I order a takeaway, it's like making a big mistake.

third, brother k is in a bad mood today. Uh-huh. . Sit with him in silence all afternoon. Get better in the evening and order takeout together ~

Fourth, just because my colleague ordered takeout and ate roast pig's trotters, I can't help but want to eat meat after work. Why meat is so delicious! ! !

5. Dad asked me to have breakfast by myself, and took out a handful of small change and thought about how much to give me. I didn't even want to take it all away. Then walk for dozens of meters, there is no delicious food here at all, so let's order takeout.

Sixth, the rain has stopped, so hurry up and order some food. It rained too hard just now, so I'm really embarrassed to order takeout. Will the takeaway brother feel quite complicated and contradictory when he encounters bad weather?

seven, ahhh! There's takeout downstairs in Nanlaishun! ! ! I really want to go home and order takeout! Eating oil cakes, fried cakes, sesame seed cakes, bean curd and pickles < P > Eight, I'm in a bad mood recently, and I've been ordering takeout for five nights in a row. It's actually very uncomfortable to eat a bunch before going to bed < P > Nine, I planned to go to the bookstore for coffee, but I started cleaning my house while I was working, but I got a reply when I quarreled with people. I'm a little busy. I finally ordered takeout in the afternoon and found a steel ball in it! Down to the explosion, it just bounced back. Did you feed the dog all the good mood of eating self-help yesterday?

X. God damn bothers people in the company to order takeout with me and don't give me the money back immediately. Every time I ask, if I wasn't poor, I would have bought a refrigerator to cook for myself.

XI. Order takeout first thing in the morning and then open it. Prince aqypick is addicted to meatballs.

12. I suddenly reacted when I accused my classmates of this week's crimes. This should be bulimia, which deadline tortured herself before. Every day, I went crazy and ordered takeout to buy food until I vomited. When I vomited, I collapsed and felt guilty. After sitting back, I continued to eat snacks crazily and ordered takeout. I ate ordinary takeout and snacks for three figures a day. Before, I only felt hopeless to lose weight, but now I feel that life seems hopeless, and the whole person is on the dividing line of madness.

XIII. The worst fried fish is completely in no mood to cook, so I'd better order takeout.

XIV. Breaking through the historical record of reading a book in one day is completely beneficial to the days without internet. I still can't finish the breakfast in the morning. When there are more than 8 pages left, my head is so hungry that I decided to go out and order takeout, and change my mood by the way.

15. I made Melaleuca with great excitement, thinking it would save time and effort. As a result, all fairy tales are deceptive. Let's order takeout next time.

16. After sleeping for an afternoon, all my family are hungry in the hospital and don't want to go out to get me. Suddenly I had an idea: I want to open my own small shop, and I can accept new things every day. I have to sort out my small shop and goods every day. Then there are my favorite daisies in the shop, and I want to cycle the songs I love to listen to many times. When I am free, I can take a selfie to bask in my mood, order takeout, eat delicious food, and occasionally travel. I can do it myself. So every day, I can do it myself for many years.

XVII. I don't want to cook. I'm basically eating out and ordering takeout these days. It's not that I'm not interested, but that I'm not in the mood. I'm so anxious and out of state.

XVII. Candy 52 is ready. I'm going to order takeout tonight. I'm going to eat like a pig today. After all, it's Friday!

nineteen, he and I are dying for fruit tonight! Too lazy to cut, just order takeout!

2. after I finished writing, I found that I seem to have finished eating at night, and there seems to be no food at home. Would it be a little sinful to order takeout at this time?

21. I'm so hungry that I can't go out to eat in rainy days, and I don't know how to write the address of ordering takeout. I just take these fruits as a snack and live a healthy life every day.

22. The studio has a small kitchen. Generally, the forest field will cook by itself when it is in a good mood. When you are in a bad mood, naturally you just order takeout. Lin An doesn't expect to find any fresh food either. Her goal is dry food such as bread that may appear in the kitchen. Although Lin Ye doesn't look like a person who can take care of himself at ordinary times, the western food of this product is very good! Lin An endured the peristalsis of the intestine and actually found some pieces of toast in the kitchen.

twenty-three, the weather is good, the mood is good, there is no money to order takeout, so I have to cook it myself! Today, beginning of winter, oh

Twenty-four, I had a fever and wanted to eat canned yellow peaches. I ordered takeout in the middle of the night. The delivery chef slipped on the road and broke it, so I went back to get another one. I called to apologize and explain the reason for the late delivery, and I felt guilty.

Twenty-five, ordering takeout in this weather is something worthy of repentance, so don't ask for the prescription any more ~ In fact, when the time is running out, I want to take the initiative to contact the takeaway brother and deliver it in advance. When the little brother came, he was wet all over, his face was anxious, and he kept explaining that he was almost crying. Hey, in this weather, can we not order takeout or not? If we do, don't rush it. Give people a red envelope ~ Be considerate of each other ~

26. After ordering takeout on the train, we should always do it. As soon as we get out of the station, I will be greeted with delicious food. I am in a good mood.

twenty-seven, Xiao Deng lost 2.8 pounds in seven days, and he was in a particularly happy mood. He ordered takeout every day, haha, and friends don't have to worry that they can't cooperate.

Twenty-eight, no. I was in a bad mood and drank a lot. It's good to grow up. In a bad mood, you can eat two marshmallows, drink a big bottle of red wine and order takeout.

Twenty-nine, I was so excited to order takeout at two o'clock in the morning for the first time. The dormitory door was locked and the takeaway brother handed me through the window was praised!

thirty, people who didn't eat for a day, didn't wash their faces or wash their hair, went out in pajamas, frozen to death, and met acquaintances who were embarrassed to get off the bus, forcing me to park across the street and order takeout burps in the car

thirty-one, I felt a little depressed when I thought of Xiao Pang. The solution is that I want to eat, and eating can really relieve my mood and order takeout immediately.

thirty-two, I'm hungry, I'm starving! But I can't bear to order takeout for my little brother, so let me starve to death on this rainy and snowy night!

33. Today, an uncle I know delivered takeout food here in Shanghai. At noon, he had a car accident and suffered from intracranial hemorrhage. I don't know if he will wake up. It makes me feel guilty that we order takeout every day. I will go out to eat by myself in the future, and I don't order takeout anymore. I am in a bad mood. I hope my uncle will get better soon. Please don't rush the order after ordering in rainy days and give them a convenience.

34. Today's mood is as beautiful as the weather. It took me three hours from preparation to serving when I got home. I'd better order takeout later, otherwise the time cost will be too high.

thirty-five, you can't go out to eat without your home key, so you can only order takeout every day to make a living.

thirty-six, I started to live in a dormitory for three days. I haven't been cooking drama for a long time. I'm going to sleep until noon, then order takeout, then cook drama and then order takeout. Hahahaha

thirty-seven, I'm fine now. I don't need to think about you getting up every day. Have you ordered takeout? Have you eaten? Have you slept? Will you miss me?

thirty-eight, it's so cold today. It rains during the day and snows at night, so I have no mood to work overtime. I opened a window to feel the temperature, and then decided without saying anything that I would quit and go home. I'm not even in the mood to eat out, and I don't want to order takeout to trouble others. I decided to go home and cook a Lamian Noodles. There was no refrigerator with good ingredients, so I tried my best to make a tomato and egg Lamian Noodles. Paired with yogurt to promote absorption. Watch a Japanese drama first, and then watch a big reward later.

thirty-nine, I seem to understand that the reason why I can't let go is not that I am afraid of loneliness, but that I will miss it unconsciously. I am used to being sick and someone sends a message; I am used to being hungry, and I am in a bad mood. Some people order takeout. Accustomed to sharing sadness and joy together.

forty, I can't resist the feeling of ordering takeout, even if I go to the canteen to eat.

forty-one, I ate instant noodles again, and I also know that eating too much is bad for my health. But what can I do? After a hard day's work, how can you have the mood and physical strength to enjoy the cooking pleasure of self-reliance? Order takeout? When you open the takeaway App, most of them are delivered from 15 to 25 yuan. Even if there is a red envelope, including the delivery fee, a takeaway costs about 2 yuan, while two packs of instant noodles cost only 5 yuan. Go to a fast food restaurant? After a day's work, I want to sit quietly at home and watch TV while eating.

forty-two, no matter how strong and fragile a woman is, she also wants to have a shoulder to lean on when she is sick and someone is in a bad mood. Some people coax me into not having to take food to see a doctor when I am sick, and I have to lose a liquid alone, so I dare not fall asleep. The iron wall of this world may I be treated gently.

forty-three, I'm in a very bad mood, very bad, very bad, very bad! ! I want to order takeout, and I want to be angry! ! Angry! ! ! ! !

forty-four, it's all at the door. Why did I run? As soon as I ran, the cup fell out of my schoolbag and broke. There was a traffic jam all the way, at least it was here. Ready to order takeout.

forty-five. Actually, I really enjoy my life at home alone. I hope that when I grow up, I can earn enough money to cook by myself or order takeout. On weekends, I lie in bed alone and don't get up, so I clean up when I'm in a good mood and let him mess around when I'm in a bad mood. Anyway, I'm alone at home.

forty-six, I always thought that I would get up at noon when the sun is shining, catch due in the warm afternoon, order takeout at sunset, play with my mobile phone and have a good day. As a result, the reality is that I rushed to Lib in sub-zero weather and heavy snow. Under the attack of sleet and hail that lasted for half a month in the past, only tomorrow on the mobile phone shows the looming sun. As a result, the dramatic scene came, the deadline for handing in the paper tomorrow, and then the day after tomorrow, it continued to rain and hail. What else can I say? I can only say that I am grateful to God for mercy, so that I don't have to be wet and just shivering to hand in my homework.

forty-seven, when my colleague ordered takeout, I really didn't want to eat that, but I felt that I didn't make her feel bad together. I was a little embarrassed and embarrassed because I kept complaining and thinking.

forty-eight, thank you for always paying so much attention to me, and helping me with everything in my life. You from a different place, when I miss you the most and need you, come back immediately and give me a real hug. When I am hungry in the middle of the night, I don't mean to call for takeout, but what do you want to eat? I'll buy it for you. When I am in a bad mood, show my strong chest and tell me that if you are unhappy, you will lose your temper at me and hit me. Thank you for loving me so much!

forty-nine, I didn't eat supper today, and I feel very bad. I should live in the city and order takeout every night.

fifty, cold, what is a feeling! After work at four o'clock in the afternoon, it was so cold that I didn't want to go out and go home. I kept sitting in the office, with the air conditioner turned on to 26 degrees heating mode and the doors and windows closed. However, you have to eat something. You have to go to the school gate to get it, so you have to drink hot water and endure it. Finally, you can't bear it. Holding the tragic mood that a strong man will never return, you eat a bowl of fried rice at the school gate! ! !

fifty-one, I am so angry! Every time I cook with great enthusiasm, I end up in failure! It's either delicious or dead, or it's diarrhea after eating! I'm not in the mood to order takeout at all. God helps me lose weight! Cry with anger! Take-away slogan

1. It's easy to eat, just order.

2, fashion life.

3. Take-out is thoughtful and delivered on time!

4. I have all kinds of delicious food for dinner or wine.

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7. Take-away delivery is easy.

8. The world is around and the demand is at your fingertips.

9. Sell some food outside and relax.

1. Eat and buy easily, and live every day.

11, take-away food is still good, taste buds bloom!

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18. Move your fingers and your food wish will come true.

19. Make everyone's life easier!

2, gourmet rabbit, rain or shine; Food delivery road, time-saving gourmet rabbit!

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22. Take-out is your choice, and the service is up to you.

23, appetite, more delicious!

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3. It's easier to eat happily, and life is better.

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33, life needs, one o'clock.

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35, hundreds of flavors, I'll send the taste (taste).

36. Stay indoors and let you enjoy the city's delicious food farewell. I'll send you some.

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38. Between directions, there is no limit to delicious food.

39. Make ordering easier.

4, taste at any time, delicious pilot.

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42. Eat easily when you are hungry.

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44, professional food delivery, 1 specialty restaurants to choose from.

45. Contract your delicious taste and serve fragrant rice.