There is a joke about a man who picks his nose and bleeds. I forgot what it said. Who knows?

I think this is quite classic. . .

In a physiology class, the female teacher said after class, "Students, if anyone still doesn't understand, please raise your hand and ask questions, and the teacher will answer them for you."

After a while, a male classmate raised his hand and asked the female teacher seriously: "Teacher, when a man makes love with a woman, will a man be more comfortable?" Or are women more comfortable? "

The female teacher thought for a moment and said, "Is it comfortable to pick your nose with your hands?" Are your hands still comfortable? "Male students thought, well, this nose is really comfortable! Sit down.

The female teacher then asked, "Students, if anyone still doesn't understand, please raise your hand and ask questions, and the teacher will answer them for you."

There was silence for a while. It was the male classmate who raised his hand and asked the female teacher, "Teacher, when men and women make love, is it comfortable to wear condoms or not?"

The female teacher immediately replied, "When your nose itches, do you feel comfortable wearing gloves or not?" The male classmate thought, well, it's comfortable without gloves and sat down again.

The female teacher then asked, "Students, who still don't understand, please ask questions and the teacher will answer them for you."

The female teacher asked two questions. At this time, it was the same male classmate who stood up and asked, "Teacher, why did that woman have her period?" . Can't you have sex? "

The female teacher said with a slight displeasure, "Then when you have a nosebleed. Do you still pick your nose with your hands? " Male students think, well, yes!

The female teacher then asked: "Students, who still don't understand, please ask questions quickly."

Soon, the male classmate raised his hand and asked the female teacher, "Teacher, since women are more comfortable than men during sex, why do women resist when men rape women?"

At this time, the teacher was furious, patted the table and said, what if someone picks your nose when you walk in the street? ! !