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How do you praise a pig?

1. Pigs are both delicious and surprisingly lazy. They go to bed when they are full every day and eat when they wake up. Sometimes the pigs even "fight" for food.

2. Pigs are both delicious and surprisingly lazy. They sleep when they are full and eat when they wake up. Sometimes several pigs even "fight" for food.

3. The pig is not beautiful in appearance. Its most prominent feature is its pair of big ears and long mouth. The thin tail is sometimes curled and sometimes swaying.

4. Pig, your whole body is a treasure, your meat can be eaten, your skin can be used to make shoes, your hair can be used as brushes, your poop can grow vegetables, and you can even curse people with your name.

5. The pig symbolizes preciousness and brings me wealth; the pig symbolizes luck and brings me a long way; the pig symbolizes honesty and honesty, which brings happiness to people.

6. After the pig finished eating, he walked to the pen obediently, lay down lazily, and hummed from time to time, looking very satisfied.

7. Little Pig, in spring, I like to take you outdoors, I want to hold your hand and grow old with you; in summer, I like to take you to hide under the shade of a tree, because Seeing you white and fat makes me feel at ease; in autumn, I take you along the road covered with red maples, recalling the years when I had you and the journey; in winter, I like you to Wrap myself up like a ball so I'll be warm.

8. I have a guinea pig at home, and I named it "Xixi". Xixi is about 15 centimeters long. At first glance, her upper body is white, like she is wearing a white top, and her lower body is brown, like she is wearing brown jeans. She really looks a bit like Mickey Mouse on TV. Looking at it carefully, it looks like a mouse with its conical head, peach-shaped ears, and pointed and thin claws.

9. There are so many pigs in the pig farm, big, small, black, white, and colorful. Some are eating, some are sleeping, and some are chasing. The slapstick is really dazzling.

10. My old sow has a long mouth, two long and big furry ears, and a heavy belly. She waddles when she walks and keeps humming. Tsk. I heard from adults that there are pig babies in its belly!

11. A few days later, the old sow gave birth to a litter of fat pig babies. There are white ones, black ones, and flower ones. Hey! All of them are oily, fat and very cute. It's really like a mother pig. It uses its mouth to push the "little fat" and turns the "big black" over. Then, it slowly lies down and gently turns its belly over and over again. Two rows of big nipples appear. So, the little piglet grabbed the nipple and ate it sweetly.

12. The pig is really like an ignorant child. He sleeps when he eats, eats when he sleeps, and his tail wags, but I just love his pure and flawless heart.

13. The pig is our human friend, and we should love it. It is not as ruthless as a snake, nor as ferocious as a tiger. It is what it is—simple, honest, and innocent.