Safety, humor, short stories, and truth.

Early this morning, I found a few words scratched on the newly bought bus: relatives don't worry, don't drive after drinking. I was so distressed that I drove the car to the repair shop and sprayed paint to cover the words. Unexpectedly, when driving the car the next day, I found that the car was scratched: the onset of alcoholism was not caused by people, and drunk driving was harmful. The font is the same, obviously made by the same person. Without saying anything, I drove the car downstairs, and I could see everything around the car from the window. After a while, I saw a madman walking around in the car. Suddenly, he took out a stone from his body and wrote it on the door. I ran downstairs a few steps and shouted, scaring the madman to stand there. I caught him and beat him up. At this time, some people said that he used to be a passenger driver, because he had an accident while driving after drinking, and his head was * * *. Although I was beaten, as long as I was away, the madman "wrote" on my car, which made me very miserable. On this day, I was driving to other places. Suddenly, several traffic policemen stopped the car. The traffic police looked at my car, nodded and said, "You are very safety-conscious. We checked more than 100 drivers, and you were the first to write a safety slogan on the door. " Then the traffic police handed me a note, "With this note, you can go to the General Administration to receive the 500 yuan Model Driver Award." Because I was in a hurry, I couldn't cover the words on the car door, so I won that 500 yuan! As soon as I was happy, people sprayed a slogan on the doors on both sides: Drink a few drops of wine and shed countless blood and tears. And save crazy people from doodling in the car. When I went downstairs a few days later, I couldn't help laughing and crying, but I saw a huge "√" on the slogan. Cigarettes walked on the cold road and felt too cold to stand, so I bought a box of matches from the little match girl, lit the cigarette, took a sip and said, "It's much warmer now."