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Talking about cooking.

First, once the sea was difficult for water, fish-flavored chicken legs and shredded pork.

Second, I like to eat when I am unhappy. When I eat, I get fat. When I get fat, I am very unhappy.

Third, taste all the flavors in the world, and everything is right for the stomach.

Fourth, I have the heart to lose weight, but I have a mouth to eat.

5. cooking for the first time. Welcome to my home.

Six, a simple and happy life, but that's all.

Seven, I cook really delicious.

Eight, that happy little thing is called cooking.

9. It's a pity that you can only watch the delicious food I baked.

I used to like eating out, but now I like cooking at home.

Eleven, the food is infinitely good, eat early.

Twelve, drying grain is the love of ordinary life.

No matter how miserable life is, I will try to eat.

Fourteen, cooking for the first time, looking at a table of dishes, happiness soared.

Fifteen, ingredients have character, food mobilization

Sixteen, the most annoying love triangle, I love to eat, fat love me.

17. Leave your weight to the food you love, your eyes to the beautiful scenery, your waiting to the sincerity you have been looking for, your joy to the courage to break through obstacles again and again, and your hug to yourself who will never leave.

18. The love affair between cooking and food for the first time.

Nineteen, pots and pans are also very happy.

Twenty, the original will eventually boil the edge of life into the gentlest soup.

Twenty-one, love can be talked about slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.

Twenty-two, why do experts suggest eating seven points full for dinner, because the other three points should be used for midnight snack.

Twenty-three, one day, your sweetheart will find you wearing potato cakes, standing on marshmallows and holding barbecue chicken legs in your hand. You must wait.

Twenty-four, this cooking skill beat 99% people.

Twenty-five, hot pot fried chicken beer is not very expensive, but it is very suitable for the stomach.

Love can be talked about slowly, but the meal must be eaten while it is hot.

Twenty-seven, only food and love can not live up to.

Twenty-eight, three meals are normal and four meals are satisfactory.

29. Dessert is the third stomach of a woman.

30. For delicious food, I always tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

God gave me many opportunities to get fat, and I took it.

Thirty-two, live up to the exquisiteness of meeting food in the best time.

Thirty-three, it turns out that I am also a living family.