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1. One day, Persimmon and Li were arguing about who was sexy, and they asked Peach who was passing by to comment. Taozi said disdainfully: "Tch, are you still sexy like that? Come here! Come and look at my body hair!!!

2. Wukong held a magnet and sucked it around on the ground, Sha Monk Question: Senior Brother, what are you looking for? Wukong: Hey! I dropped the golden hoop before it could grow.

3. A group of space tourists landed on a strange planet. Little Lis God warned, "Don't urinate anywhere here. If you are not careful, you will create a new world. ”

4. In the court, Xiaoqiang stood in the dock. The judge asked solemnly: Xiaoqiang, why do you not repent and keep making counterfeit money? Xiaoqiang said aggrievedly: Your Honor, if I could make real money. Will you still make counterfeit coins?

5. During lunch time, Xiao Ming pushed his bowl to Xiao Gang next to him: "Try the rice I brought..." Xiao Gang scooped out a Xiao Ming put the big spoon into his mouth and added: "How is it? It has been stored for two days, can it still be eaten? "

Facts have proved that students can never defeat their teachers!

6. As soon as I stuttered to eat, the lady brought a bottle of XO over and asked, "How much is it?" Miss: "3 thousand." "Stuttered and said: "Open, open, open..." The lady opened the lid with a plop, and stuttered again: "What's the joke? ”

7. The girl said coquettishly to her lover: You haven’t given me flowers for a long time. The boy said: Ah, what kind of flowers do you like? The girl was angry: We have been together for so long, and you don’t know ? I like "having money to spend"!

8. Xiao Zhang was fired by his boss. Xiao Zhang said sadly: Hey, there are two reasons. I can’t do serious things, but the boss lady says I can’t do anything serious either.

9. The optometrist teaches the new guy how to price: When he asks how much, just say 600 yuan. If he has blind eyes. If he doesn't blink, you say this is the price of the frame, and the lens is 400 yuan. If he doesn't blink, you say: one piece.

10. The stallion comes to the female excitedly with the divorce certificate. The donkey said happily: Hey! I'm finally gone! The female donkey sighed: We've been waiting for this day! Come here, mule!

Wow. Urine can conduct electricity, please keep this in mind.

11. The cobra is highly myopic. On its first date with the elephant, after being polite, the cobra said to the elephant's trunk: Hey, come on. You are so polite for bringing such a big pig!

12. The police officer carrying out the execution walked into the cell and announced the order to the prisoner while shaking his raincoat. The prisoner said in surprise: It’s such a big risk! It rained and went to the execution ground. The police officer said: What do you have to complain about? I have to come back in the rain!

13. Aqiang went to the psychological clinic for testing. The male doctor said: There is good news and Bad news, I have seen your test results, you are gay! A Qiang: What about the good news? The male doctor said shyly:

14. A middle-aged man was buying underwear. He looked at a pair of underwear carefully and suddenly asked: Does it look good? The saleswoman said angrily: Go home and ask your wife!

15. On a full moon night, on the top of Mount Huashan, there is an isolated person with a far-reaching gaze. He is holding an object, pointing directly at the sky, retracting and stretching it. After three circles, he looks up and shouts: There is no signal here!

16. After the husband came home from get off work, he found his wife lying on the bed. The husband asked earnestly: Wife, are you feeling well? The wife nodded and comforted her: You don’t have to worry about cooking. I will carry you to the kitchen!

Just give it a try, who is afraid of the other!

17. On the train, a white man and a black woman were breastfeeding their babies. "Mom "Mom," the white baby stopped and acted coquettishly, "I want to drink chocolate milk too."

18. "I just smoke a little more frequently." Later, I watched a health program on TV that said smoking was harmful to health and could lead to sudden death. It scared the hell out of me. I gritted my teeth and stamped my feet, starting from here..." "Quited smoking? ""I won't watch this show anymore. "

19. A coal seller and an egg seller were fighting. People asked why. The egg seller said: Is there anyone like him? When I shouted: Egg, he immediately said: Coal (no)

20. A student is taking a physical examination to enter a vocational school. “Excuse me, do you often stutter like this? asked the doctor.

"No, no, not often, only when speaking, only then!"

Is that enough?