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What are the famous sayings in the accounting field?

1, Dante: Make your own report and let others comment!

2. Napoleon: An accountant who doesn't want to make statements is not a good accountant.

Archimedes: Give me a pencil and I can finish the whole report.

4. Mao Zedong said: It is not difficult for a person to make a report once, but it is difficult to make a report for a lifetime. This is the most difficult thing.

5. Paul Cochakin: "People, the most precious thing is life; It only gives us once. A man's life should be spent like this: when he looks back on the past, he will not regret wasting his time, nor will he be ashamed of doing nothing; In this way, when he dies, he can say: I have devoted my life and all my energy to the most magnificent cause in the world-fighting for human accounting.

6. Lu Xun: There is nothing in the world. There are more people in need, and there will be reports. Lu Xun also said: Real accountants dare to face the changes required by leaders and the changes in accounting system.

7. Shakespeare: Whether to use Jiuqi or the Internet is a question.

8. Gu Cheng: The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to find overtime.

9. Wang Shuo: Who am I afraid of when I report?

10, Xu Zhimo: I finished my watch lightly, just like I finished my account lightly. I got up gently and said goodbye to my colleagues who worked overtime.

Ai Qing: Why are my eyes full of tears? Because I haven't finished writing the report.