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Novel advertising words on TV

do you want to get rid of bad breath? Please use Xihu toothpaste! "(toothpaste advertisement)

" Are you tired from work? Please have a cup of tea to refresh yourself! " (tea advertisement)

"Would you like to overlook the spectacular crossing the ocean? Please take the Boeing 77 from Shanghai to Tokyo! " (Advertising by Shanghai Civil Aviation Administration)

First in China, with excellent quality;

bright color and strong dyeing ability.

(black and bright shoe polish advertisement)

It is rich in fragrance and mellow in taste;

drink it all the year round to prolong life.

(Jiangxi green tea advertisement)

There is a song at home, and everyone is happy.

(Shanghai Kaige brand TV advertisement)

If you want to get rid of dental diseases, please use grass coral.

(advertisement of Nanchang Caoshanhu Toothpaste)

1. Deposit a drop of water today, and you will own the Pacific Ocean tomorrow. (Pacific Insurance Company)

2. Legends from the present to the present, which will spread from ancient times to modern times. (Advertising words of Hubei Modern Legends Magazine)

3. If you don't manage your money, your money will ignore you. (Shanghai Century Publishing Group <; Financial management > Weekly)

2. Antarctic down jacket advertising words: "Everyone knows!" The advertisement of golden voice and throat treasure: "The voice is not good, please use golden voice!" " Robust's advertising slogan: "Did you drink today!" Colgate's advertising slogan: "Our goal-no tooth decay!

3. Wang Xiang said: "I learned some rhetorical knowledge from advertising words, such as the advertising words of Great Wall electric fans-Great Wall electric fans, electric fans Great Wall, which used metaphor and thimble rhetoric; The advertising word of Jinling mosquito-repellent incense-silent mosquito (smell) uses homophonic pun rhetoric. " I asked, "How do you know these rhetoric?" He said he asked his father, and he also asked his neighbors' brothers and sisters. Wang Li also said: "I learned the knowledge of life from the advertising words: I know that I should brush my teeth every day, and it is best to use the blue sky to cure it, because its advertising words say well:' Good teeth, good appetite, great health, delicious food. You have a good eye on it, and the blue sky will be cured in six places. " If you have a cold, take' white plus black' cold tablets,' white tablets during the day and black tablets at night'. When my skin itched, I used 999 dermatitis flat. "... while I praised this classmate, Zheng Gang stood up next to me and said," I also learned to be a man.

4. Zheng Gang stood up again and said, "I also learned to be a man. A public service advertisement broadcast by CCTV 5 made me feel deeply: an athlete on TV helped an aunt open a football that was about to fall on the child's head, helped his little brother pick up the badminton that fell on the tree, helped the grandfather push the cart uphill and picked up the cans that fell on the road. This advertisement taught me to protect the environment and be helpful; The CCTV children's program and the advertisement to help my mother wash her feet let me know the hard work of my mother, and I know how to honor my elders. "

5. ① How can the kindness of parenting be rewarded? (Hainan Yangshengtang Guibie Pill)

② I don't care about eternity, I only care about having it. (fiyta)

③ Surpass yourself and be successful. (Anta sports shoes)

④ The milk is fragrant and silky. (Dove Chocolate)

⑤ The world is Ren Woxing. (VIP bird leisure shoes)

⑥ Twenty this year, eighteen next year. (facial cleanser)

6. 1. At the entrance of the hotel: "copy" meals

2. At the entrance of the garage: tire repair "flushing" gas

3. At the entrance of the retail store: "on sale"

4. At the entrance of the furniture store: furniture

5. At the entrance of the decoration store: At the entrance of the hotel: "He" rice

1, at the entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" Luo

11, at the restaurant menu: "Chicken Dan"

12, at the sign of the hardware store: "Stand"

13, at the sign of the sporting goods store: "Lan" Ball

14, at the entrance of the fast food restaurant: Strike hard propaganda slogan: strict "calendar" strikes

18. An airport banner: Year of Youth

19. A traffic propaganda slogan: Overloading and Danger

2. A canteen menu: Fish Garden

2. Deliberately misspelled (typos in quotation marks) < Glasses advertisement: a "bright" is amazing

5. Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito"

6. Transparent tape advertisement: irreplaceable "belt"

7. Clothing store advertisement: "clothes" take people

12, a laundry advertisement: "clothes" don't give up

13, a real estate company advertisement: all rooms are available

14, a cake advertisement: "cakes" rise step by step

15, stomach medicine advertisement: from "no" to "no" Fast food restaurant advertisement: "burning" is better than

19. Washing machine advertisement: "leisure" wife and good mother

2. Hat company advertisement: taking people with "hats"

21. Stone disease treatment advertisement: turning big stone into small stone, turning small stone into small stone

22. Printer advertisement: Advertisements for anti-hemorrhoid drugs: no fear of hemorrhoids

26. advertisements for garden apartments: staying at home

27. advertisements for dancing machines: smelling "machines"

28. advertisements for seafood: taking a fresh step

29. advertisements for dental clinics: "quick cure" population

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