CF received funny advertising words.

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Receive funny advertising words 1 with cf. Once passing by, don't miss it. If you pass this team, there won't be a second team. We don't seek technology but fate!

2. Going to school is hard and tiring.

Why don't you join the team with me?

Marry a wife, night rose

Have a son, Flying Tigers.

When I go to school, the flowers smile at me and the birds say to me:

Early, early, why did you carry C4 to school?

4. Guang XX Team! Is that you stop looking at others!

Sue your marksmanship!

When the team decided to accept you into the team.

YY: ... Q Group: ... Talk about: ...

5, the meaning of brotherhood, its potential is broken.

Here, there are no sinister villains, only just heroes!

Here, there are no losers who run away from the battle, only comrades who take the lead!

Here, there is no mercenary garbage, only brothers who are friends of life and death!

Since we met here, since we met here.

Then, we are brothers of life and death!

Here, we trust each other and go together!

Let's be a life-and-death alliance here!

Funny advertising words (1) A drugstore advertisement-"I'd love to!"

(2) A typewriter advertisement-"No fight, no acquaintance!"

(3) An advertisement for a washing machine-"Idle wife, good mother!"

(d) An advertisement for a sound company-"Call four times!"

(5) The advertisement of a jiaozi store-"Everything!"

(6) The advertisement of a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"

(7) A pawn shop advertisement-"deserved!"

(8) The advertisement of a hat-making company-"Take people by their hats!"

(9) A barber shop advertisement-"Nothing!"

(10) An advertisement of a printing company-"Print everything except banknotes."

(1 1) An advertisement for a sour drink-"A little parting is sour, but a gathering is sweet."

(12) A cosmetic advertisement-"Find it early, don't leave."

(XIII) Advertisement of a flower shop-"Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and we can even buy some roses for our wives."

(14) An advertisement in an optical shop-"Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass for your window. "

(15) The advertisement of a perfume company-"Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with the bottle."

(16) No smoking advertisement in public places-"Please don't smoke because there is no hole in the carpet and no hole in your lungs."

(XVII) A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight."

(18) The advertisement for a new book-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

An advertisement in the car showroom-"Always let your driver's license expire before yourself."

(20) A traffic safety advertisement-"Please remember that God is not perfect. He prepared spare parts for the car, but others didn't. "

(2 1) An advertisement of a smoking cessation association-"Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"

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