Funny sentences to post on Moments

1. When you stop to rest, don’t forget that others are still running, so please try your best to stretch out your legs and trip him up!

2. Although you have a husband, What's wrong with having one more of me?

3. Finally understand that it is not Russia but her that you can’t let go.

4. The whole world is watching the rain, but I am the only one watching to see if he has brought an umbrella.

5. Learning cannot be advanced, let alone lag behind. Otherwise, children will have no childhood, youth will have no youth, middle-aged people will have no fun, and old people will have no leisure.

6. Sleeping with the printer on your pillow, Can you print out a whole night of dreams?

7. You cannot wake up a person who is pretending to sleep, nor can you intoxicate a person who does not love you. You are not a person along the way, nor can you take shortcuts.

8. How big of a body do you need to support your dirty soul?

9. I advise you to like me as soon as possible to avoid wasting time.

10. A fighter among bulls and a VIP among bitches.

11. It is the most basic responsibility and obligation of a man to turn a girl into a woman.

12. Your mother hung a bone for you when you were a child. At least you had a dog to play with!

13. If life deceives you, don’t worry, take out the beauty camera and deceive life.

14. There is a kind of love in relationships, which is called letting go. When love goes far away, you must know how to let go.

15. When I came home at night, my wife grabbed my clothes and smelled her. I was so frightened that I quickly explained: I was having dinner with my friends today, and there was absolutely no smell of women’s perfume on me! Unexpectedly, she slapped me in the face. Said: I smell like hot pot, so you won’t even ask me to eat hot pot!

16. Discipline yourself well and don’t care about others.

17. Master, don’t bother changing my deskmate. I can chat with anyone no matter who I am.

18. I can tolerate fake figures, fake faces, fake breasts, fake buttocks!!! But I can’t tolerate fake money

19. When I was a child, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, if you learn this skill, you will never starve to death for the rest of your life. So my mother taught me how to eat.

20. The cow hit the high-voltage line. It was really awesome and lightning-fast.

21. Making money is like digging the ground with a needle, and spending money is like water seeping into the soil.

Twenty-two, I tossed a coin upwards and waited for the result, but what fell was bird droppings.

23. Whose old love is not someone else’s new love, and someone’s new love is not someone else’s old love.

24. I am going to the universe and will come back to pick the stars for you.

25. I heard that ugly people should study more. No wonder my mother said that I was not good at studying since I was a child.

26. I really want to underestimate myself, but my weight doesn’t allow it.

27. Every time I see something delicious, I will say to myself: You can’t eat it, you will die if you eat it. But it turns out that I am really a hero who is not afraid of death!

28. I suddenly discovered that the title of Outstanding Young Pioneer I won in primary school was likely to be the pinnacle of my political career.

Twenty-nine, two pieces of toothpaste and no one is there, a bunch of fools go to the sky.

Thirty, I am who I am, a different bonfire. 29 funny sentences that are very interesting to post on Moments and attract people

1. A brain is a good thing, but if you have big breasts, you can do without it.

2. How does it feel to be with someone you don’t like? I don’t even want to give him half a spicy stick.

3. Don’t look at my usual indifference to you, but I actually say a lot of bad things about you behind your back.

4. When you are in a relationship, you should let your boyfriend do everything, let him cook, wash dishes, do laundry, and make money. Girls have to work harder, responsible for eating, drinking, and shopping. Buy buy.

5. How would you describe your cooking skills? I know how to cook well in the kitchen. You may not believe it, but it is the hand that touches the pot first.

6. Don’t be anxious about things that cannot be solved today. Because it may still not be solved tomorrow.

7. If you can’t find a partner for a long time, then you should reflect on whether your requirements for gender are too high?

8. People who understand do not tell secret words. How much does this mutton kebab cost?

9. Persistence may not necessarily lead to success, but giving up will be easy.

10. I thought we could go to the end together, but I didn’t expect that you started to take a taxi after walking a few steps.

11. You are very much like a child, you know? I am not saying that you are naive, let alone cute, I am just saying that you are very much like my son.

12. Go to bed early every day and play with your mobile phone less when you have nothing to do. It is not good for your mobile phone.

13. Who said I can’t play a musical instrument? I’m pretty good at playing the drums.

14. I read a lot on the Internet about the disadvantages of staying up late. The biggest change for me is that I changed from staying up late happily to staying up late with fear.

15. There are no roads in the world. There are so many people walking around that I don’t know how to get around.

16. The failure of my life is that I am too shameless and my love for money is not obvious.

17. People still need to go out for a walk more often, otherwise they will not know how comfortable it is to play with mobile phones at home.

18. 30% busy, 70% idle busy, finally make up to 10% of this life.

19. I have always emphasized the need to be low-key, but you insist on giving me applause and screams.

20. It’s good that you left, otherwise I would always worry that you would have to stay for dinner.

21. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut, and changed my ugly style.

22. I am just unreasonable because I convince people by being interesting.

23. I hope everyone will pursue stars rationally and not break their bodies because of me.

24. You can’t wake up someone who doesn’t reply to your message, but a red envelope can!

25. When I was young, I liked to pretend to be artistic, but now that I have recovered, I only like money. .

26. The people showing affection changed one after another, but I was the only one who remained single.

27. Yesterday, I did my homework for two minutes, and then my phone got angry. I coaxed it for two hours. What can I do? I am helpless.

28. The person you love is a peerless monkey. One day he will move in two directions and jump over the tower to marry you.

29. After the holiday, there was no news from my deskmate. I felt like I had lost my pig. Painful! Funny chat in the circle of friends

1. Someone just sat next to me. I went over and slapped me. How can you squeeze my invisible wings!

2. It is said that this summer, people all over the country are mourning the death of a guy named Hot!

3. Let’s break up, Mr. Summer Vacation. Don't ask me why because: the cruel, domineering and arrogant teacher at the beginning of the school year wants to be nice to me.

4. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes.

5. I was completely amazed at the beginning only because I had rarely seen it in the world.

6. A man’s greatest ability is to indulge his girlfriend to the point that no other man can stand it.

7. I feel depressed when I think about my weight!

8. I am really jealous of that woman. Why am I not as thick-skinned as her?

9. Cherish me while I am still here.

10. I will not watch you jump into the fire pit. I will close my eyes.

11. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You should change your profession and be my wife!

12. The chicken’s resistance is to make its own meat unpalatable.

13. I passed by a lawn yesterday and saw this slogan: Today you step on my head and next year I will grow on your grave.

14. People still need to go out for a walk more often, otherwise they will not know how comfortable it is to play with mobile phones at home.

15. Who can be as loyal to their partner as they are to RMB?

16. When God closes a door for you, he will also use the door to trap your brain.

17. It’s not like you’ll lose fans if you don’t smile!

18. The intelligence test is to see how stupid you are.

19. If God can’t make me thin, then he will make my friends fat. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a pen in hand, frowning, and writing furiously just to help the top students finish at the bottom.

20. For someone as lazy as me, if I reply to everything you say, it can only mean one thing: I like you.

21. There is no rehearsal in life. It is live broadcast every day; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

Twenty-two, teach you how to practice swordsmanship. If you practice swordsmanship, you will be despicable if you don’t practice swordsmanship! If you don’t practice the golden sword, you will become a bitch!

23. How many pairs of those eyes that were shaken off when you were young will be left after ten years?

24. If you can’t bear to fight with me, don’t say bad things about me behind my back.

25. Don’t underestimate me. Although I can’t save the people, I can harm the people.

Twenty-six, I will know that you are a monster as soon as I open my eyes.

27. Eating is easy but not easy to lose weight, so eat and cherish it.

28. The so-called loyalty is just the lack of chips for betrayal.

29. You insist on making Audrey Hepburn into a street girl.

Thirty. No matter how bad my scores are, they are my own children and I don’t mind them!

31. One night, when the physics evening self-study teacher was spitting on the podium, he suddenly rushed to the female classmate in the back row of me and confiscated the comic book in her physics book on the spot. The whole class was stunned and exclaimed that the teacher had developed clairvoyance. Unexpectedly, the teacher said on the spot: I wanted to cry when I looked at the physics book, but she actually laughed while reading it!

32. How are you doing now? If you are not having a good time, I will feel relieved.

Thirty-three, besides teeth, there is also love that is difficult to extricate oneself from in the world.

34. Don’t act coquettishly if you look like that. It can easily cause pregnancy reactions.

Thirty-five, if you chase me naked for two kilometers and I look back, I will be considered a hooligan!

Thirty-six. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize that being handsome can be so specific.

Thirty-seven. Do you mind if I have small breasts? Do you mind if I like my childhood sweetheart? What does it mean to play with me since childhood?

Thirty-eight, the female penguin and the male penguin quarreled and turned away. The male penguin wanted to catch up and coax her. The female penguin looked back and saw how cute he was walking and twitching, so they reconciled

Thirty-nine. If we have no discernment, we will have myopia. If we do not have youth, we will have acne.

40. You can’t wake up someone who doesn’t reply to your message, but a red envelope can!

41. Classmate, why don’t you do your homework? Do you have any objections to being spoiled by your former class representative?

42. Are there any scumbag girls? I want to fall in love with you. I hope your sweet words will coax me into being crazy. Then you cheat on me and I will be heartbroken. From then on, I will work hard and reach the top of my life. Funny words suitable for posting on Moments

1. Without students like us with poor grades, how can we bring out the achievements of good students?

2. I am in the world, but there are no legends about me in the world.

3. If you dare to mess with me, send your name and phone number to Maopu Hodgepodge and let MOppER spray you to death.

4. After the haircut, the barber asked how it was. I was silent for a while and said to him: As long as you are happy.

5. If you lose weight, you can wear anything. If you are fat, whatever you wear will be useless.

6. We promised to grow old together, but you went to bake it!

7. If you have a fever at home, you will still surf the Internet. If you sneeze at school, you will think it is late-stage cancer.

8. Generally, good-looking girls can get things done by acting coquettishly, but I have to rely on threats.

9. There is nothing good about you, but I just like you and you can’t change it. Just like you don’t like me, I can’t change it either. This is called fate.

10. Persistence may not necessarily lead to success, but giving up will be easy.

11. The sunshine is there every day, and you will always meet the right person. Don't be afraid, the good ones are always at the bottom of the box.

12. Don’t say forever, don’t say forever, who can promise the future? What we can grasp is nothing more than the feelings of the place at that time. But a lifetime is also made up of countless present moments. If you work hard for every moment, it will last forever.

13. I love you is purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental.

14. Love is sometimes like the feeling of being drunk. The mind is obviously sober, but the behavior is out of control.

15. Are you willing to be my sun? I would like you to be thousands of miles away from me.

16. Women don’t care about decency, decency is because they are not tempted enough, men don’t care about loyalty, loyalty comes because the stakes for betrayal are too low.

17. Because of your expression, I moved from the canteen to the toilet with anger and appetite.

18. Three bottles of women: a vase when young, a vinegar bottle when middle-aged, and a medicine bottle when old.

19. I don’t believe it, I only believe that one drop will last forever, just three seconds, and will never be separated.

20. I am your true frivolity, and you are my vigorous shallowness.

21. I always thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

22. The nature of parent-teacher conferences and primary school meetings are the same, they both try to instigate family relations.

23. Others are pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

24. You said you would ask me for advice wherever you go from now on. I smiled happily.

Twenty-five, you were arrested on the charge of disturbing people.

26. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

Twenty-seven, hold the child’s hand and drag him away. If he doesn’t leave, knock him unconscious and continue dragging him away!

28. If something happens to you one day, please be sure to call me. I won’t say anything, and I can’t block the knife for you, but I can come out and be handsome to death.

29. I seriously suspect that Yuelao used my red string to knit long johns.

Thirty. There are many people holding hands on the street. How many of them are getting married?

31. Men are excellent because they are lonely, and women are lonely because they are excellent.

32. What’s the point of keeping you in the dark? It’s better to keep you under the covers.

33. God closed the window of mathematics for me, and also closed the door of English. He also blocked the sewer of science and technology, and even the dog hole of Chinese was blocked for me.

Thirty-four, breaking up is so boring, let’s play divorce if we can!

Thirty-five, you are my honey plum meat, you are my fish-flavored shredded pork, you are the Liushuang Duan in Majia Restaurant, and you are the delicious bottom of the Shile pot. Son.

Thirty-six. After working hard for so long, if you have some talent, you should have some signs of success.

Thirty-seven. Don’t think that because I am handsome, you think that I am unreachable and unattainable. In fact, I am open to all rivers.

Thirty-eight, there are some things that do not need to be argued. You can obey on the surface but resist secretly.

Thirty-nine, it’s not that we are unsuitable, but that you are more suitable.

40. Hitting means kissing you, scolding means loving you, but not hitting or scolding means making love to you.

41. Read thousands of books, travel thousands of miles, make thousands of dollars, and become a heartthrob!

42. You make it impossible for me to step down, and I make it impossible for you to even have a chance to come on stage.

43. Suddenly I will doubt whether loving you too persistently is out of love or because of unwillingness.

44. Don’t talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings will hurt your money.

Forty-five, two is a kind of beauty that is neither three nor four.

46. You can ignore me now, but remember, you will not be able to reach me in the future.

47. I killed two mating flies. I deserve death.

48. Being fat means being unruly, but being thin means being restrained.

Forty-nine, I haven’t finished my homework yet, I’m in trouble, I’m in big trouble!

50. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death. But when there is a power outage, my house is dark, but my neighbor's house is brightly lit.