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Interesting copy of finding a partner on the school advertisement wall (collection)
2.? Same taste in life. Including clothes, records, food and so on. I don't value each other very much, but when I am tired, I know he is at home.
3.? If your choice is the end of hell, I am willing to fall with you.
4.? If I have a boyfriend, the food I can't eat should not always be thrown away. In this way, I can become a less wasteful person.
5.? As the years go by, I just want to find someone to accompany me all my life. This is the most beautiful scenery: a cup of strong coffee, two lovers on two rattan chairs on the terrace, dying but peaceful.
6.? what can I do? I really want to find someone. what can I do? I also want to lose weight.
7.? You said you were at the end of the sea. I said, I want to find you Thus, the innocent heart embarked on a journey of love and began a wandering life. Time goes by, time goes by, dear, when will you appear?
8.? People like you, I have nothing to talk about except falling in love with you.
9.? I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.
10.? I always think that I wish I had a boyfriend. You and I bite each other. If the food is different, even if it is takeaway, it is absolutely delicious.
1 1.? You are the one I have been looking for, the only one!
12.? I also want to have a boyfriend, and I want to talk to him very late. Want to share interesting things with him; Want to share joys and sorrows; I want to travel together and do many things together.
13.? I have really donated a lot of money over the years. I think it's time to fall in love, get married and get my money back.
14.? I am single, and I look forward to love. It's not that my life is bad, but that I want to be better. For me, you are a vision that can make me better. I will wait slowly, you take your time, but please promise me that you will come.
15.? Yang, I like you.
16.? I am really a kind person. Every time I see the second cup at half price, I especially want to take care of my boss's business and have another drink, but I can't do anything about it. It's really inconvenient to hold a drink in both hands.
17.? I want to meet that good person, like him well, fall in love well and feel sorry for him. I want to be a better person for you.
18.? Hello, everyone, I am starting a business. Can you ask the handsome guy around you to scan my QR code and support my love career?
19.? Like shouting a word at the valley, after many years, someone finally responded.
20.? My daughter is 28 years old. There are two generations of old people in the world, and beauty is on the water side.
Send an interesting school advertisement wall to find an object 2 2 1 Your cooking is delicious. I really want to eat your cooking!
22.? Help me, I'm dying. I'm a fish that slipped through the net. I was squeezed out by too many brothers' nets. Now I want to find a kind and handsome brother who can take me back to the fish pond. Since then, fish can't live without water, and I can't live without my brother.
23.? On Valentine's Day, if you don't want to be a single dog or see others show their love, just tell me.
24.? Every time I need to take a lot of things from home, I really want to have a boyfriend.
25.? If one day I get married and the groom is not you, will you come to my wedding?
26.? I like you as much as you want to eat, which makes no sense.
27.? No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, it is a wonderful day to be with you. Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, it is sunny to see you.
28.? God, please give me a boyfriend.
29.? No money, no object, and then arrange the object when menstruation comes!
30.? Hello, sir, your girlfriend has expired. Do you want to renew it?
3 1.? Someone stole my head, my screen name and my jokes, so who will steal my heart?
32.? Find someone who loves me and bid farewell to being single.
33.? If you are interested in registering quickly, please come a little early and line up before tomorrow 10. If you are late, I won't receive you!
34.? That's cute. We need to find a reason to be her boyfriend.
35.? In fact, the happiest thing is that the person you like likes you more than you do.
36.? It is getting colder and colder, and it is snowing in many places. Find someone to spend the winter with! The kind that can warm the bed.
37.? Allow you to be stupid. After all, I will take care of you and support you in the future, and I will allow you to be careless and impetuous.
38.? Be my boyfriend, the treatment is very good!
39.? I have the appearance of loving my country, feeling ashamed of flowers, sinking fish and falling geese, looking for attractive, handsome, knowledgeable, well-proportioned, humorous and promising to marry young people, if you are the one.
40.? I am a college student, and superior conditions are the premise for me to know girls, so I specially submit my resume in the hope that interested girls can be my girlfriend!
Send an interesting school advertisement wall to find someone 3 4 1. I am a man of my word. I said I want to fall in love, so I will say it every day.
42.? Can't you come to me? I have to send a circle of friends to get your attention.
43.? If you lend it to me, will you think about it?
44.? Long-term boyfriend, not long-term boyfriend.
45.? I have a lot of snacks and sweets. If you like me, I will consider giving you half.
46.? Sawadika, he is a fool with a thick waist and a big ass. He hasn't dated yet.
47.? Usually fine. No matter how hard and tired you are, you can persist. But single people are most afraid of getting sick. Once I hurt my back, I came home and found that I couldn't change my medicine at all, so I couldn't help crying.
48.? It's really hard to find a partner. Too familiar and difficult to start, too ugly and difficult to start, too beautiful and difficult to start, too tender and difficult to start, too old and difficult to start.
49.? I want to meet someone, from spring to summer to autumn and winter, so that we can grow old together.
50.? A man went to a fast food restaurant to eat, and he went to the bathroom with a stomachache on the way. But when I came out, I found my plate taken away. Before I could eat my favorite chicken wings, I suddenly felt wronged and wanted to cry, and I felt ridiculous, so I had to turn around and walk out.
5 1.? When we meet, we always nod, but it's always hard to say what we want to say. At the moment when our eyes met, I already felt your tenderness.
52.? Everything I have in the future is yours, and I am willing to be dragged away by you.
53.? I swear with my life that I must find a boyfriend this year. As for whose life to use, I haven't decided yet.
54.? I don't know what to eat when I am hungry. I want to suffer from love.
55.? If sweet love is not my turn, the original one will do.
56.? The girl is 28 years old and short of money. Today, she asked for a marriage online, hoping to find a rich man. Age is not a distance, height is not a gap, and I don't care about being fat. As long as I have money, I can stay with you. Don't contact me if I have no money.
57.? Who wants to be my rubber band bracket? I have tens of millions of rubber bands, and I can give them to you as long as you like.
58.? I suspect that the universe has quietly intercepted the signal that someone loves me.
59.? Take in the heartbroken boy in the college entrance examination. I will put up with your anxiety. Good figure and cute appearance are preferred. The college entrance examination will break your heart. I will help you dry your tears. The paper is ruthless and will take you out of the shadow of the college entrance examination. The college entrance examination will make you cry, but I won't.
60.? So, do you have a plan here? Do you like my plan?
Find an object space to talk about.
1, find a sincere man 2, the world is no better than you.
3. Ordinary I have been looking for ordinary you.
4, for you, abandon everything, but willingly.
I hope to meet him here!
6. Wait for the most beautiful light year and fall in love with the right person.
7. I have been waiting for him in my heart. Will you be him?
8. If you can be happy and stable in this life, who wants to be displaced?
9. My other three, where are you? I have been waiting for you for a long time.
10, find a simple love, the key is that we like each other.
1 1, find a suitable one. Never leave. fsstick together with sb. in life and death
12, find someone who loves me and walk the road of life happily together.
13, memory is a kind of ignorance, why should we pursue what we can't go back?
14, my him, where are you? I'll wait for you quietly here.
15, a wandering heart, just want to find its own harbor.
16, find a stable man who hopes to give me stability.
17, simple, ordinary, like green mountains and green waters, quiet.
18, I have mastered 100 ways to hurt my girlfriend, and now I need a girlfriend.
19, in the vast sea of people, in the red dust, fate let us meet and know each other.
20. I deeply believe that there will be a person who will try his best to fall in love with all of me.
2 1. Trust me unconditionally and spoil me. No matter what happens, you are on my side.
22. No one in the world has an obligation to be nice to you. Cherish what is good for you!
23. I don't know what love is until I love it, and I don't know that I hate it because of love until I hate it!
24, time is quiet, talking to you; The trickle of water is with you in the year; Prosperous, you are old.
25, simple life, ordinary yourself, do not need to be colorful, just seek stability.
26. Who said that you will get what you pay? I have given so much, but I don't necessarily have anything.
27. I have been alone for a long time. I hope two people can make up, travel together and have fun together.
28. Love is an invisible line. Love means being together today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow!
29. Silence is a woman's saddest cry. Who wants to hold your hand and walk to the end of life together?
30. Just a sentence. You know that people who really understand this will understand that you are true love. Thank you.
3 1, I actually don't want much, a glass of water, a piece of bread, a sentence I love you, and a safe haven.
32, positive sunshine, enterprising, at this moment, looking for a spiritual home, eager for your appearance!
33. Find a career-oriented boyfriend who can understand and hope that we can go to the end together.
34. I hope to find a mature, steady, enterprising and responsible man to build a better tomorrow together.
Don't use tears to tell how wronged and sad you are. Reality tells us that it doesn't believe in tears.
36. I want to find a shoulder to lean on, someone to chat with and someone to go shopping with. Want to laugh and cry together. Where is he?
37. When a person is tired of walking, he stops and is full of desolation. Find a partner who can calmly tell me that my wife should not catch cold.
38. I have been here, and I have not left. I have been waiting, waiting for the appearance of you who will accompany me all my life.
39. I am a person who likes to travel and read books, lacks security, has low jokes and is easy to satisfy; Always believe in love.
40. Good at sketching and sketching. Sketch. Color, professional animation, as art assistant. Lively and cheerful personality, love art.
4 1, love is fate after all. The acquaintance and love between two people in the vast sea of people is a coincidence in itself. Will you be my coincidence?
42. I hope my future partner is easy-going, humorous, responsible and filial. I sincerely hope to meet my TA here!
43. When I met you, I became very depressed, as low as dust, but I was happy inside. There will be a flower.
44. Seeing a person is not just about appearance and feeling. Although the first feeling is very important, I believe that understanding is sincere and sympathetic!
45. Would it be a miracle if I met you here? I have fantasized about half of the future countless times, hazy and kind.
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one. When we finally meet the right person, we should be grateful.
47. I want to find a kind, considerate, caring for my family, taking care of my wife, honest, generous and, most importantly, filial to my parents.
48. I hope our love will still cherish each other after all the feelings, enthusiasm and romance have been taken away. Hold your hand and grow old with your son! I'm coming. Where are you?
49. Love is like a shell on the beach. Don't pick the biggest one, and don't pick the most beautiful one. If so, pick one you like best, and you will never go to the seaside again!
50. I am a woman who has been traumatized on the road of marriage. I don't need a rich life. I just want an ordinary relationship, to be together all my life, and to be at loggerheads.
5 1. In this world, there is always someone waiting for you, someone who will give you peace of mind and happiness, and someone who will accompany you to your old age. This person should be cherished and appreciated. Are you the happiness I am looking for?
52. Wrong love; They are shoes that I like but don't fit. It hurts to wear it, and it hurts to throw it away. And the art of life is to seize every time to let go and persist. The world is so small, you never know who you will meet when you turn around.
53. When you knew me, I didn't know you. When you like me, I know you. I like you when you love me. I don't want to fall in love with you when you leave me. So please cherish the fate and believe that this is how we met.
I love you is my own business, so you may not know my existence. But if I meet that you, I hope not only that I love you, but that we are together. The days with you are sunny, but the days without you are gloomy.
55. Some people meet like meteors. In an instant, it produces an enviable spark, but it is destined to pass in a hurry. Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart. However, I think I am the only one in your heart, immortal.
Sometimes looking at the direction of the horizon, I wonder where I will go tomorrow after all my steps. Happiness and loss, a person's journey is too long, if you like, I hope to hold your hand and run together to find our happiness.
57. Being in love is like eating Chili. It always smells good when you don't eat it, but it's uncomfortable when you really eat it, and you regret it. You swear never to eat again. However, just after tasting the spicy taste, you miss it very much. The hotter, the more fragrant, the more fragrant and spicy. You will always wander between missing and regretting. This is the logic of love.
No one coaxed me when I cried, but I learned to be strong. I learned to be brave when there was no one to accompany me when I was afraid; Nobody asked me when I was bored, but I learned to put up with it. When you are tired and have no one to rely on, you learn to stand on your own feet. So I found myself. There is only one me in the world, and I long for your listening, your proximity, and your embrace of a woman with the warmth of a man.
Talk to someone.
Talk to someone.
One is to miss the last sleep quality and then decide to find someone who will watch me fall asleep every day. I'm very hungry.
Second, the only feeling after watching Tiantuan Thailand Stadium is to talk about finding someone next year.
Thirdly, every time I am asked to find someone, I feel sad. Without an object, there is a problem, and if you can't integrate into the group, it is different. Secularity is so terrible. Where will Osamu Dazai's human disqualification be staged? I am a monster, because I am different. I'm sorry I was born human.
Fourth, sometimes, people tell me that he is looking for someone, and I will bless him. I secretly suffered for a minute, and then I felt so single, what object to find!
The old woman said whether you have a lover or not, so she was so resistant to me finding you a date. I said I had a crush on a married man. She said that if it is true, you can think about it. What you can't get is bad, and that doesn't suit you. Haha, maybe I will take the postgraduate entrance examination next year. Happy, life is getting better little by little.
Sixth, I feel, really, the constellation says. Enjoy your single life. After graduate school, you really need to find someone, not for yourself, but also for your parents and future.
7. My uncle is kind to me because every time I find someone, when he fails, he begins to think, what will you do in the future? He never said, no, not this job, not that family. My uncle's loyalty is that every time I haven't talked to others, he reports when others are chasing me.
Eight, this year: making money. Next year: make money and find someone. The year after next: make money to open a shop.
Nine, suddenly remembered to make an appointment with someone (40 or 30), tried to find someone after the car accident, and finally got married at the previously set time. Having children, I began to reflect. Why are you so worried that I can't get married? Or because of him? I refuse to let myself get married? Many are unknown, there is no need to entangle! Put the gun down. Wait and see.
X. Yang Zhen's temper has become so good recently that I can satirize him and teach him a lesson. He also knows how to accompany and educate his children. My grandparents also respect me very much and are very gentle. My mother has also become open-minded, and 30 couriers have come in a row without nagging. My colleagues take care of me and work for me like princesses. Colleagues, friends and relatives around me either regard me as a spiritual role model or appreciate my versatility. I obviously have no image. It's better to be alone, but everything is completely strange.
Xi. I always want to record my mental journey in my own words. Marriage is so hard to walk, it's hard to find a partner. It's tiring to find a beautiful 24-year-old now. As a result, no one appeared, and I no longer believe in fate. Everything is far-fetched, too tired to walk together and persecuted by the outside world.
People I'm interested in don't like me, and people I'm not interested like me. I want to find someone, but I don't want to settle down.
Thirteen, Grandma Jinbao brainwashed me from time to time to have a second child. It's really annoying Why do parents always force their children to do what they don't want to do and feel good under the banner of being good for you? When I was studying, I was afraid that you would be killed if you fell in love. I have been looking for someone to marry since I graduated. When I was older, I felt so sad that I would never get married.
Fourteen, the advantage of not looking for an object is probably that you can sleep until seven o'clock on the day of punching in, then get up and change clothes casually, put on slippers, face to face, and rush to punch in without washing your face. You can also bring back a breakfast.
Fifteen, I found that the large size is too bad. . . It is estimated that it will affect the future search for an object. . . Clean it up sometime. I want a seedling red!
Sixteen, hacked, even the teacher hacked me, still have to find me a partner, haven't picked up a junior, want to pick up a senior? The three-day admission work is finally over, so tired.
Seventeen, accustomed to the big waves in the circle of friends, the heart of finding an object will be erased a little. Does this society still have sincerity? Ask yourself.
Thunder struck me horribly tonight. In fact, sometimes I feel that I have been looking for an excuse to say that I don't want to find someone. But sometimes, I also want to find a shoulder to lean on and someone to accompany me. But I've only been fresh for three days, and I don't want to be together after three days. I am still not good enough. It's good to meet someone who is kind to me.
19. The problem of looking for someone at home on your birthday. You said it was really a lie to find anyone at random. But what can you do? People can't suffer the same blow again and again. I haven't felt it for over a year. I am 28 years old. Maybe my life is really like this.
Twenty, there is really no need to find me a date, and I don't want a blind date. What do you think of making an appointment with a psychiatrist?
Twenty-one, you are not the kind of cute person who has to think for a long time after spending fifty dollars, but the kind of pitiful person who has to think carefully after spending five dollars. So I have to rent my own house. Only by supporting yourself can you find someone.
Recently, my classmates are always talking about finding someone, and I feel that I am going crazy.
Twenty-three, I found a very abnormal social phenomenon, because at present, there are far more girls living together in China than girls struggling together, and more and more girls are living together. More and more upper-class boys choose to go abroad to find partners, while middle and lower-class boys are either single, or prefer to live in the last century or feudal times, or the future is better than now! Fly high.
Twenty-four, my brother will join the army next week and can't send it. He gave a red envelope in advance and charged a lot. As a result, he replied, sister, hurry to find someone and have a long snack. Well, it's my own brother.
Twenty-five, when this man has started to fight with you, it means that he has to make up his mind ~ ~ ~ Who the fuck is looking for someone in the future, he must pay attention. Don't look for parents who can fight, because it will be inherited. If it is my marriage, then I hope my children are single and have a clean heart!
Twenty-six, see "Long live my wife". Men have a stable job, their income is relatively stable, and the family's happiness and stability index will be relatively high. Men are often reluctant to talk to their wives when they are unhappy at work, but are more willing to talk to other members of the opposite sex. At this time, they have the opportunity to cheat. To put it bluntly, men's self-regulation ability is too poor, so I understand why parents prefer their children to find a stable job.
Twenty-seven, if I had known this, I would have found a good date in high school, and now I won't be dating. I really want to go back to school.
Twenty-eight, my father said that he can support me and doesn't need to find someone, so my friends, I don't want to realize your wish to get rid of the bill as soon as possible.
Twenty-nine, I found that I still have problems sleeping posture. On the first day of losing weight, I only ate half a bowl of yogurt oats. Not to find someone, not to look ugly. . This is for health. Let yourself stand up again and become the number seven running.
We always comfort others like wise men, but torture ourselves like fools. Someone asked me why I'm not in a hurry to find someone. Actually, I'm not in a hurry. I just haven't met the right one yet. I'd rather have nothing than nothing.
Thirty-one, see a doctor later. At least you have a cold, and he won't let you drink boiled water all the time. He also knows that boiled water is not everything.
32. Whether a person likes you or not depends not on how good he is to you at ordinary times, but on how bad he is to you when he is angry. People who take you out as a punching bag and vent their emotions at will not care. This is true for finding a partner, and so is it for finding a friend.
33. I hope that when you look for someone in the future, you must find real suggestions with similar schedules.
I don't know the significance of urging me to find someone to get married every day. I don't want to find an inappropriate marriage.
35. Fur is the most fashionable this winter. My first fur was actually a gift from my sister, and I bought it myself. How could I be such a failure? I couldn't find the person I was looking for. I failed. I feel particularly failed recently, and everything is gone.
I'm thirty-six, and suddenly I think it's right to find someone to see my face. After all, ability, who can say who you will look like in the future ~ only face, what you see now is what you see.
Scribble: My weekend has started again. I don't want to sleep any more. There is no need to rush home from school this Mid-Autumn Festival. It is said that girls who are teachers are easy to find objects. The child is very simple. If you treat them well, they will treat you well.
38. It suddenly occurred to me that MengMeng asked me this evening, Liang Xiao, when can you find someone? My answer is that I don't know when my date will come to see me yet. Well, that's witty!
Sentence of finding an object
1. Love is not spying on each other every second like a detective.
2. If you don't shout pain, you may not feel it, but the pain is too deep and all the echoes are drowned.
Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.
Perhaps the present I am squandering now is the future I expected many years ago.
Think of me when you are happy, and remember me when you are uncomfortable.
If you can't see or hear, why bother? I don't want to make trouble. I don't want to make trouble. I'm in a good mood recently.
7. There are only seven days left in the lazy days.
Every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I find that some people can't find it, some people shouldn't, and some people can't.
9. There will always be someone in everyone's heart in this life, and maybe this person will never know.
10. What you can give me is not what I want, what I want is what you can never give.
1 1. The first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of at night are either people who make you happy or people who make you miserable.
12. The main reason for human progress is that the next generation does not listen to the words of the previous generation.
13. If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.
14. If God gives me another chance to meet you, I will turn around and leave.
15. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?
16. There is always a time in life when we are full of anxiety, but we have no choice but to face it bravely.
17. Time goes by step by step, why I still can't let you go.
18. I access the memory counterclockwise.
19. I am the kind of person who is aggressive even if I have a lisp.
20. You believe all the lies I tell. I simply love you, but you don't believe me.
2 1. I want to sleep forever, but I'm afraid I won't have you in my dream-you said you would take care of me all my life, but your life is so short.
22. Whoever loves you again in the future will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.
23. You have to experience some betrayal and some sadness to finally understand people's hearts.
24. I am most afraid that I will tell you the truth with joy and what you will say.
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