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Roaming around the Chinese world content
Chinese is like a mellow wine, which makes people have endless aftertaste;
Chinese is like a cool and delicious spring water, which makes people sweet and quench their thirst;
Chinese is a fragrance Rich coffee makes people warm and romantic;
Chinese language is fresh and delicious juice, which nourishes the heart and lungs;
Chinese language is the fragrant green tea, which refreshes people ;
Chinese is like a leisurely white cloud, which makes people think about it;
Chinese is like a sea with splashing waves, which makes people excited;
Chinese is a language with a long history. The famous places of interest make people go back and forth nostalgically;
Chinese is like an old friend reunited after a long separation, which makes it difficult to part with;
Chinese is the wonderful music that makes people intoxicated;
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Chinese language is an oil painting with profound artistic conception, which makes people amazed;
Chinese language is a variety of commodities, which makes people dazzled;
Chinese language is a sumptuous dinner. It is a feast for the eyes;
Chinese is like a meandering river, which makes people open their hearts;
Chinese is like a mountain rising straight into the sky, allowing people to see the majestic beauty at a glance.
Do you want to get rid of bad breath? Please use West Lake toothpaste
!" (
Toothpaste advertisement
)
"
You are tired from work Bar? Please have a cup of tea to wake up and refresh yourself
!" (
Tea Advertisement
)
"
Would you like to overlook the spectacular view across the ocean? Please take the Boeing 707
707
passenger plane from Shanghai to Tokyo
!" (
Shanghai Civil Aviation Bureau Advertisement
)
The first in the country, excellent quality;
Bright color, strong dyeing power
(
Black and bright shoe polish advertisement<. /p>
)
It has rich aroma and mellow taste;
Drink it all year round to prolong your life.
(
Jiangxi Green Tea Advertisement.
)
Everyone is happy when there is Kaige at home
(
Shanghai Kaige TV Advertisement
)
If you want to get rid of dental disease, please use grass coral
(
Nanchang grass coral toothpaste advertisement
)
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1.
Deposit a drop of water today
,
Own the Pacific Ocean tomorrow
.(
Pacific Insurance Company
)
2.
Legends of the past and present
,
Legends of legends Ancient and Modern
.(
Advertisement of Hubei Modern and Ancient Legend Magazine
)
3.
You Ignore your finances
,
Ignore your finances
.(
Shanghai Century Publishing Group
<< /p>
Financial Management
>
Weekly
)
2.
Antarctic Down Jacket Advertising slogan:
“
Everyone on earth knows it!
”
Advertising slogan for Golden Throat:
“
If you have a bad throat,
please use it Golden voice!
”
Robust advertising slogan:
“
Have you drunk today!
”
Colgate’s advertising slogan:
“
Our goal
——
No cavities!
3.
Wang Xiang said:
“
I learned some rhetorical knowledge from advertising slogans, such as the advertisements for Great Wall Fans Words
——
Great Wall electric fan, electric fan
Great Wall, it uses metaphors and thimble rhetoric; the advertising slogan of Jinling mosquito-repellent incense
< p>——Momwu Mosquito (Wen) used the rhetoric of homophonic pun
.
"
I asked:
"
How do you know these rhetorics?
”
He said he asked his father,
and also asked his neighbor’s brothers and sisters
. Classmate Wang Li He also said:
“
I learned life knowledge from the advertisement: I know that to brush your teeth every day, it is best to use Blue Sky Liu Bi Zhi,
because of its The slogan of the advertisement puts it well:
If your teeth are good, your appetite will be good, your body will be great, and everything you eat will taste delicious. You see, the blue sky will be cured in six ways.
Take when you have a cold
White plus black
Cold tablets,
Take white tablets during the day,
at night Take black tablets
If your skin is itchy,
just use
999
dermatitis.
"...
While I was praising this classmate, Zheng Gang stood up next to him and said:
"
I also learned how to be a good person.
4.
Zheng Gang stood up again and said:
“
I also learned how to be a good person. CCTV 5 broadcast A piece of public service announcement made me feel deeply
:
On TV, an athlete was running,
helping an aunt to push away her child who was about to fall on her. The football on the head,
helping the little brother pick up the badminton on the tree
helping the grandfather push the cart uphill,
Pick up the cans dropped on the road,
This advertisement teaches me to protect the environment
Be helpful to others; CCTV children’s program, advertisement for washing mother’s feet, It also made me realize my mother’s hard work, and I learned
that I should respect my elders.
5.
①< /p>
How to repay the kindness of nurturing. (Hainan Yangshengtang Turtle Pills)
②
I don’t care about eternity, I only care about what I once had. (Fiyta)
③
Transcend yourself and move towards success. (Anta sneakers)
④
The milk is fragrant and silky. (Dove Chocolate)
⑤
The world is my own. (Guirenniao casual shoes)
⑥
Twenty this year, eighteen next year.
(Facial cleanser)
6. 1
. Hotel entrance:
"
Copy
"< /p>
Meal
2
. In front of the car repair shop: tire repair
“
rush
"
Qi
3
, retail store entrance:
"
Other
p>”
For sale
4
, Furniture store entrance: Home
“
"
5
. The entrance of the decoration store: Decoration
"
Huang
"
6
. Lost object advertisement: lost object
"
Inspiration
"
p>
7
. Door of the installation company:
“
Press
”
Installation
8
. At the entrance of the car wash shop: Car wash
"
Wax
"
9
. Hotel entrance:
"
合
"
Rice
10
. At the entrance of the fruit shop:
"
波
"
罗< /p>
11
, Restaurant menu: Chicken
"
Dan
"
12
. Hardware store sign:
"
扦
"
Base
< p>13Sporting goods store sign:
"
LAN
"
Ball
p>14
, entrance of fast food restaurant: large row
"
Block
"
15
. Farmer’s market sign:
“
蕃
”
Eggplant
16
. Parking lot sign:
“
仃
”
Car charges< /p>
17
Crack down on propaganda slogan: Strictly
"
Calendar
"
Crackdown
18
, a certain airport banner: Nian
"
青
"
19
A traffic slogan: Overloaded and overloaded
“
Almost
”
< p>Endless harm20
, a certain canteen menu: fish
"
Garden
"
2. Intentional typos (typos in quotation marks)
1
. Drug advertisements:
"
Cough
”
No delay
2
, mountain bike advertising:
“< /p>
Ride
”
Enjoy endless fun
3
, supplement advertising:
"
turtle
"
I'm fine
4
. Glasses advertisement: 1
"
明
"
Amazing
5
, Mosquito repellent advertisement: Momo None
"
mosquito
"
6
, Scotch tape advertising: no replacement
p>
"
With
"
7
, Internet cafe advertising: 1
"
网
”
affectionate
8
, piano advertisement:
"
Qin
"
You have a special liking for Qin and love at first sight
"
Qin
”
9
. Water heater advertising: whatever you want
“
Bath
”
10
. Air-conditioning advertisements: No life-time
"
Sweat
"
< p>11, Clothing store advertisement:
“
Clothes and hats
”
Take people< /p>
12
, a laundry advertisement:
"
Yiyi
"
< p>Reluctant to give up13
. Advertisement of a real estate company: Ten thousand
"
rooms
"
Everything
14
. A certain cake advertisement: step by step
“
cake
”
liter
15
, stomach medicine advertisement: 1
“
No
"
To
"
Stomach
"
16
16
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, horse racing advertising: fun
"
riding
"
in
17
. Electric iron advertisement: Bai
“
Clothes
”
Baishun
18
, fast food restaurant advertising:
"
Burning
"
Wonderful
19
. Washing machine advertisement:
"
Free
"
Wife and loving mother
20
, hat company advertisement: with
"
hat
"
Take people
21
, Advertising for treating stone disease: Big
“
石
"
Turn into small, small
"
Stone
"
Turn into
22
. Printer advertising: a hundred stories is worth a thousand words
"
Key
"
23
. Paint advertisement: Lustful Paint
24
. Refrigerator advertisement: Refrigeration Fresh
25
< p>, Hemorrhoids medicine advertisement: No need to worry if you have hemorrhoids26
, Garden apartment advertisement: Stay at ease with your apartment
27
, Dancing Machine Advertisement: Smell
"
Machine
"
Dancing
28
Seafood advertising: get
"
fresh
"
One step
29< /p>
, dental clinic advertisement:
"
Quick treatment
"
Population
30
. Gift shop advertisement:
"
Gift
"
Of course
Section
1
: Wonderful slogan:
Senna car slogan
――― p>
Routine is up to me, no need to choose between dynamics and beauty
Bora Car slogan
―――
The driver’s car is fast and happy
Sunshine Car Slogan
―――
Experience Sunshine Life
Nissan Car Slogan
― ――
Beyond the ordinary, outstanding and elegant
Familia Automobile Slogan
―――
Harmonious and smart, gentlemanly and harmonious life New member
Maxima car slogan
―
――
Thunder power, indulge in thousands of miles
Maxima
II
Car slogan
―――
The future is as far as the heart is
Vios slogan
―――
Global cars with leading technology make life easier Enjoy the new style
Fit Car Slogan
―――
Moving on the outside, moving on the inside
Elantra Car Slogan
―――
Give me a good name and give you a beautiful car
Fiat Sienna car slogan
― ――
Achievements and a colorful life with passion
Fiat Palio
Weekend Style Car Slogan
―― ―
Space is beyond imagination, life flies beyond ordinary
Section
2
: Couplet
Heshun Yimen There are hundreds of blessings
Peace is worth a thousand pieces of gold
Horizontal comment: Everything is renewed
Spring is always there all year round
A thousand purples and reds bloom forever< /p>
Hengpi: Welcome the New Year
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