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Bad dog!
Author: Jin nian
Chapter 1 There is a dog on the top of the train (Part 1)
Update time 2011-3-2114: 06: 35 words: 3286.
On the steep and rugged mountain road, a long-distance bus entering the mountain from the county seat bumped and slowed down.
Suddenly, the bus passed a big pit, only two loud noises were heard, and the back of the bus hit the edge of the pit when it came out. Fortunately, the driver is an old hand and is very familiar with the road surface in this area, so he got out of the pit by mode jump. However, this kind of alternative jump of the car body caused the passengers in the car to bounce off the bench first, and then hit the back of the front seat one after another. Soon, the huge bus was in an uproar, with cries of pain, complaints, apologies and laughter.
"shout! It hurts! "
Zuo, who sits in the penultimate row, still suffers more pain. The locals who often take this bus to and from the county seat are still busy, not to mention a person who has come all the way from the metropolis and entered the mountain for the first time.
She rubbed her forehead with one hand and grabbed the armrest on the back of the front seat with the other, and a pair of beautiful arch eyebrows screwed together.
"Are you all right?" Liu Xiaoxiao, a classmate and friend sitting next to her, held her shoulder and asked about it.
"Oh, nothing ..." Her bitter face, a bereavement, "no! If I had known the road conditions were so bad, I wouldn't have come. "
"Ahem, did I seem to have told you solemnly before I came?" Liu Xiaoxiao took out a bottle of mineral water from his duffel bag and handed it to her. "Drink some water."
"Thank you." She took the water, unscrewed it, took a sip, turned her head, pouted at her friend's wrinkled nose, and then said, "Who told you to say something mysterious and interesting to seduce me?" Curiosity has been aroused by you, so you didn't come to any supplementary explanation,' My home is a bit far away, the location is a bit off, and the road is a bit difficult to walk. You should be psychological.' ...
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