2021 Singles’ Day banners and slogans_Singles’ Day short humorous blessings

"Single" means "single" in Chinese, so Singles' Day is an alternative festival for single people, and this day is designated as "Singles' Day". The following is a collection of the latest Singles' Day banners, slogans and slogans that I have compiled_1111 100 short and humorous Singles' Day greetings. I hope you like it.

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Latest Singles Festival banners and slogans

1. I am a bachelor, I am happy, and I will not add life to the country.

2. Let those who are not single be envious!

3. I am single, I am proud, and I save plastic for the country!

4 .The bachelor opposite, look over, look over, look over, the blind date here is very exciting, please don’t ignore it, regret if you miss the opportunity, bring your favorite person back, otherwise, harassing text messages will come back ten days later on Singles’ Day. !

5. Singles’ Day text message 1: Everyone wants to be a nobleman who shines with the romantic color of medieval Europe. Is this a dream that cannot be realized? Therefore, it is better to be realistic. If you are not single today, You can live a happy life with a family.

6. One person’s happiness requires two people to share it; one person’s happiness requires two people to create it; one person’s love requires two people to participate; one person’s loneliness requires a lover Soothe sorrow. 11.11 Singles' Day, friends, I wish you can be single today, meet love and enjoy romance!

7. Advertisement In a funny saying on Singles' Day, Li Ning: Keep the excitement to yourself. Aido: We have been working hard. McDonald: You deserve a day off. Goldlion: A man’s world. A certain development property: I want to have a home.

8. Interesting Singles' Day Tongue twisters: Singles are worried about nobles and nobles, and nobles cook noodles in person. The bachelor cried and complained that the nobles had countless hardships. Although they were called nobles, they did not have a wife to care for them. I wish the bachelor nobles peace and happiness and a home as soon as possible.

9. Be your own bachelor and leave others with nothing to do.

10. I am single and I am free. Love singles, love life.

11. I am a bachelor and I am shameful; I am wasting paper for the country!

12. I am single, long live me! You deserve to be single!

13 .I am a bachelor and I am proud, I have saved the country!

14. Be civilized, establish new trends, welcome the Olympics, and be a bachelor.

15. On Singles' Day, it is recommended that married people be single for a day and relive their bachelor years; unmarried people should seize the opportunity to fall in love and say goodbye to being single as soon as possible; those pseudo-bachelors who are unmarried and enjoy the benefits of being married should quickly surrender themselves, otherwise they will be single again. Eighty-year bachelor!

16. Singles’ Day is here, the birds are in love, the ants are living together, the flies are pregnant, the mosquitoes have miscarriages, the butterflies are divorced, the caterpillars have remarried, and the frogs have given birth. What are you waiting for?

17. It’s my Singles Day again soon, and I really don’t want to be a bachelor anymore! Marry me! If you don’t marry me, I will... ...Marry you!

18. We are so happy as singles, floating among thousands of flowers, how can we be like the good family gentleman, hanging from a tree, so sad!

19. Do you have any excellent Singles’ Day text messages? Send them and let’s be single together!

20. If all the friends on the Internet are singles, no one wants the beauties in the world! Keep it up!

21. All bachelors are real bachelors!

22. Looking for a female bachelor to combine nunchucks.

23. I don’t want to be a bachelor forever.

24. Loneliness is not terrible. What is terrible is not learning to face loneliness.

25. Are you a bachelor? Hey! You are really worthy of my face.

26. Being single is just a trial period, but transformation is far away.

27. I roar when I see injustice on the road, I am a bachelor, who am I afraid of?!

28. I am a bachelor, I am proud, today. Are you single?

29. I think it’s OK to go alone, and I think it’s OK to do Singles’ Day activities.

30. Report: I photographed a wild South China bachelor in the mountains.

31. I have been single for so many years... not less than these few years...

32. It turns out that you are still there... .Why was it you last year...brother!

33. When you are surrounded by nothing, you feel anxious, cats are wandering around, and beauties are lying.

34. Against science! Against humanity! Falling in love is shameful! Long live the bachelor!

35. Pay tribute to the right and left hand who have been with you for many years!

36. Cao Dan’s singleness --What the hell.

37. It is shameful to sleep alone. Loneliness is shameful.

38. A person’s holiday is celebrated alone.

39. I hope that people will live forever and there will be no more singles.

40. Same world, different bachelors.

41. Have you ever heard of Husband’s Day? Have you heard of Wife’s Day? No. It's better to be single and celebrate Singles' Day. Even so, I still hope you can find someone you love, love, and want to love the most to say goodbye to being single. Happy Singles' Day!

42. Forget about Singles' Day, it just happens to be my birthday. Thinking of the desolate scene, I spent money to buy a cake (miniature, for children, worth 2 yuan) ), drinking some wine alone late at night, the most miserable life in the world is this...

43. It’s Singles’ Day again, bachelors, bachelors, bachelors, bachelors.

44. Anonymous: Singles’ Day, if you want to get naked, don’t just talk about it but don’t practice it. I’ll teach you how to get naked: one is to get rid of marriage, the second is to get rid of emotional prison, the third is to get rid of the joyful atmosphere, the fourth is to get rid of happiness, and the fifth is to get rid of children and grandchildren. run. Stop taking it off and wear less clothes. Happy Singles' Day!

45. I am single and I am happy. I don’t have to kneel down if I don’t listen to the nagging.

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48. I have Li Gang, so I don’t have to worry about love. I have a carnival every day, and there is no Singles’ Day.

49. Whoever celebrates "Singles' Day" with my sister, I will celebrate "Valentine's Day" for you every day!

50. A lover becomes a bachelor, and a bachelor becomes a lover, both are the same. Happy Singles' Day!

1111 Short Humorous Blessings for Singles' Day 1

1111 I am single, I am happy, we are all single nobles. There is a Singles' Day every year, and every time There is a me, every me has a yearning, every yearning has a you

1 kitchen, 1 bathroom, 1 person to live in, 1 dish, 1 soup, 1 person to eat, 1 pillow, 1 quilt, 1 person to sleep , 1 person comes, 1 goes, 1 person washes 1 clothes, 1 socks, 1 person is happy, 1 person is sad, 1 person works, 1 person is tired, 1 person bears 1 burden, 1 person watches 1 movie, 1 TV One person has one salary, one mind, one body, one life, one life, one person has one person's splendor, one person has one person's happiness, long live singles! Happy Singles' Day!!!

When will I have a girlfriend? I ask my friends for a drink. I wonder if the girl in the group has a boyfriend. I want to leave the group, but I am afraid that the opportunity will pass away. I can’t sleep at night. I shouldn’t be drunk. When can I get rid of my dreams? Yes, women can be beautiful or ugly, black or white, and men can be tall or short, fat or thin. This matter has never been settled in ancient times. I hope people will live forever and there will be no more singles. Singles' Day declaration on November 11: No gifts will be accepted today for the holiday, only girlfriends will be accepted as gifts! ...Happy Singles' Day to everyone. .

First line: I was single last year, I am single this year, I will still be single next year. Second line: My colleagues have their own ideas, my classmates have their own ideas, everyone of the same age seems to have their own ideas. Horizontal comment: I am single. On the occasion of the 100th anniversary of the founding of the People's Republic of China, I wish you all a happy Singles' Day in advance, wow haha!

Ding Cong said that I am an innocent bachelor. The bamboo stick said that I am a bachelor who would rather break than bend. Noodles say I am a bachelor who becomes soft when exposed to water. Chopsticks said that I am a bachelor who has tasted the ups and downs → Carrot said that I am a bachelor who is extremely red. Youtiao said I was a bachelor who was too soft-hearted and suffered a lot. Bus No. 11 said that I am a bachelor who can be accepted by anyone! Happy Singles' Day!

A cool breeze and a cold breeze, a fallen leaf and an autumn; on Singles' Day every year, one person raises a glass to welcome the bright moon; Looking at the couple at a glance, my heart rises bit by bit; a wish suddenly arises, and one person can never live this life again!

Today, do you think of your first love; today, do you think of your first love? Sweet past; today, do you feel lonely and lonely... On this special day, remember that there are still friends with you, I wish you a happy Singles' Day!

11.11 is dedicated to those who are about to enjoy *** Two friends who live in the same world but are still single: one has a dream that has never been realized but has never been forgotten; one has a career that is not very satisfying but is dedicated to one's best; one is a partner who lives far away from home but is as close as a brother; one has a dream that he dreams of but is just around the corner. confidant. With you on the road, I will never feel lonely; walking with you, I will not drift away! Having your beauty is my happiness!

Humorous blessings for Singles' Day

Send flowers on Singles' Day: The first gift is that "flowers" will grow everywhere in your career; the second gift is that you will have "flowers" forever; the third gift is that your future is the icing on the cake. Finally, I wish all my stick friends to "flower" the moonlight before the moon and "flower" candles in the wedding room as soon as possible.

Four Ones come to Singles’ Day, and Four Ones represent four hearts. Study hard and work hard, be happy, live happily and sincerely, love sweetly and sincerely, and be happy as a single, and be free and easy. Heart!

Without a wife or girlfriend, no one will take care of our lives; if we want to smoke or drink, no one will take care of our hands; if we sleep in and don’t take a shower, no one will bother us; if we are single, we will Singles, free and carefree! Happy Singles' Day!

Singles' Day Declaration: You can drink all the wine, spend all your money every month, you can get up at nine o'clock, you can come online in the middle of the night, and it's okay if you have nothing to do Go wandering, life can be abnormal. I vow to remain a bachelor to the end. Happy Singles' Day!

Singles' Day is here, and this text message conveys my heart: I am lucky to have you in this life. I will hold hands with you and cuddle up through the cold winter. I will not retreat when difficulties are difficult, and I will not shrink from hardships. I will build a foundation for you. A haven of love, a happy home of ___!

The fish in the pond are always bubbling, the birds in the trees are always chirping, and the people on the road are always smiling weirdly at me, ah !It turns out that something important was almost missed: Brother, I wish you a happy Singles' Day on 11.11!

On behalf of the people of the country, the SMS Center wishes all male singles to find their dear, loved and deeply loved ones and say goodbye to them on Singles' Day. Single; I wish all female bachelors find someone you love and love you and bid farewell to being single; Sincerely! Salute!

Singles’ Day is here, and I wish the married “nunchucks” all the best; those in love The "Acacia sticks" are happy and sweet; the "lonely sticks" who are still single have a bright future; whether they are big sticks, small sticks, male sticks or female sticks. Happy stick!

Don’t say you have no money, don’t say you are not handsome, hold out your broad chest, in fact you are very cute, hold your little fist, shake your cool hair, and smile evilly With an evil smile, he walked toward the girl he had a crush on with a confident pace. Happy Singles' Day.

People, the last thing they want to do is to be single. The last thing they want to spend on Singles’ Day is Singles’ Day. The last thing they want to do on Singles’ Day is to receive Singles’ Day text messages. The last thing they don’t want to see when receiving Singles’ Day text messages is Yes: I wish you a happy Singles’ Day!

On Singles’ Day on November 11th, I wish you more confidence, more courage, more strength, more care, more warmth, more consideration, and more happiness. , be more happy, and life will be more exciting!

I thought that on November 11th, one pair on each side would not fit in with the bleak atmosphere of Singles’ Day, but on November 1st, looking sideways at the other pair over there, Suddenly a cool and awesome temperament was added, a golden light appeared from the sky, and a cup of tea fell from the sky!!

This is a magical blessing text message that can ensure that you will not be alone on Singles’ Day— —Why don’t you just treat me to dinner? I’ll spend Singles’ Day with you, so you won’t be lonely anymore?

Singles will not accept gifts this year, but they will accept girlfriends! Shelf life: lifetime; composition : A heart that is kind and loves you. Happy holidays to you who are single! Receive gifts as soon as possible!

It’s November 11th again, loneliness is still burning, I open my arms, hoping that there will be someone to rely on, but unfortunately no one fell into the trap, I don’t know why Do you always know what swan meat tastes like? You probably don’t know either!!! Happy Singles’ Day!

Funny Singles’ Day greetings

Singles’ fun, Singles’ fun, eat alone If you are full, the whole family will not be hungry. Being single is hard, being single is hard, you are already twenty-five, and your clothes are torn and there is no one to mend them.

I’m sending flowers on Singles’ Day, and I sincerely hope that all my friends will wear them. The first gift is that "flowers" will grow everywhere in your career; the second gift is that you will have "flowers" forever; the third gift is that your future is the icing on the cake. Finally, I wish all my stick friends to "flower" the moonlight before the moon and "flower" candles in the wedding room as soon as possible.

On behalf of the people across the country, the SMS Center wishes all male bachelors to find a dear, loving and deeply loved person on Singles' Day and say goodbye to being single; I wish all female bachelors to find a person you love and love you and say goodbye to being single. ; Sincerely! Salute!

Singles’ Day is coming. Let us adhere to the ideological line that I am a bachelor and I am happy, take the principle that I am the master of my world, take the strategic policy of establishing a career first and then starting a family, and adhere to liberalism , independence, cherish every remaining day before marriage

Singles' Day has a code word. If you look carefully, you will know that Singles' Day is unrealistic. Choosing 11 is counter-intuitive; being single but secretly being a couple, and building a plank road secretly. , party side by side, not bachelors in pairs.

The fish in the pond are always bubbling, the birds in the trees are always chirping, and the people on the road are always smiling strangely at me. Ah! It turns out that there is something important that I almost missed: Brother , I wish you a happy Singles' Day on 11.11!

Happy Singles' Day to everyone, married men and women are happy; lose your wife, dump your husband, break free from the chains and escape from the siege; male nanny, female concubine, rush to be single in the siege. I wish you all a happy Singles' Day!

A cool breeze and a cold breeze, a fallen leaf and an autumn; on the annual Singles' Day, one person raises a glass to invite the bright moon; one glance at the pair, and every drop of heart A sudden desire arouses, and one person can no longer live in this world!

The husband is a man with quotation marks, and the wife is a woman with parentheses. A bachelor does not need punctuation, and his joy, anger, sorrow, and joy are all in his heart. Rest when you are tired, sleep when you are sleepy, and drink when you are thirsty. I am a bachelor, who should I be afraid of?

Singles’ Day is November 11, and single nobles are not afraid of evil. The couple held hands on their honeymoon, and I asked my friends to have late-night snacks. I am a bachelor, who should I be afraid of? I live a happy and carefree life. Don't envy the show of affection. It's hard to take care of you in front of you and in front of you. Singles' Day is a rare commodity, and if you celebrate it, you'll lose one. Time has passed, singles all over the world are happy together!

On the eve of Singles’ Day, on behalf of my neighbors, my aunts and uncles, my fellow countrymen and fellow men and women across the country, I would like to express my gratitude to those who are still single. You expressed condolences and conveyed an order: Fall in love immediately! Be sure to become nunchucks this year!

Spicy Carrot said: I am a bachelor with red outside and white inside. The rolling pin said: I am a bachelor who kisses and rubs frequently.

You said: I don’t want to be a bachelor, I want to be a nunchuck! Singles’ Day is here, I wish your dream will come true soon!

First line: Male bachelor, female bachelor, every minute of freedom; Second line: Pass One point, one point less, cherish every minute of freedom; horizontal comment: I wish you a happy Singles' Day on November 11th!

Singles' Day is here, and I wish the married "nunchucks" all the best; love The "Acacia sticks" in the movie are happy and sweet; the "lonely sticks" who are still single have a bright future; no matter big sticks, small sticks, male sticks or female sticks. Happy stick stick!

I thought that having one pair on each side on November 11th was not in line with the bleak atmosphere of Singles’ Day, but on November 1st, I squinted at the other pair over there, and suddenly there was an added feeling. With a cool and awesome temperament, a golden light covered the sky, and a kind of cup fell from the sky!!

11, 11 = light, light, light, the first 11 is male light, the second 11 is light Women are naked, so if you want to be naked as soon as possible, you have to rely on 11 11, 2 2.

Once upon a time, a bachelor wanted to become a nunchuck, so he worked hard to find another stick, and even Together, we become a pair of sticks. If we work harder together, the nunchakus will become three-section sticks. Haha, I hope all the bachelors will become three-section sticks.

On November 11th, at 11:11, I feel very depressed when I think of this moment. Just because he is not handsome, he has not yet consummated his marriage. I really want to have a partner to relieve my worries and difficulties. I hope that today next year, I will no longer be a bachelor.

I blame me for being stupid and for not being destined. After several blind dates, I am still a bachelor. I hope that my relatives and friends will act as matchmakers to get married as soon as possible, end my single life, and welcome the two of them together.

Whether it’s summer or winter, just care about yourself; whether it’s Singles’ Day or Chinese Valentine’s Day, just have a happy holiday; I wish you have fun, peace and health, and I wish you Find true love as soon as possible!

Send blessings on Singles’ Day, friends, please remember it. You must eat deliciously, you must sleep sweetly, you must be happy, you must be safe and healthy. Happy holidays in advance!

I will send you a blessing text message, and the bachelor will laugh heartily. Festivals are no matter big or small, they are joyful, unrestrained and lively. Everything will be blown away by the wind, and you will have no worries if you wish!

Ginger is still spicy when you are old, and it is really good to be a bachelor. Everyone will be full after eating, and all thirst will be eliminated when fragrant tea enters the belly. Go out and enjoy the scenery, and travel around without worries. I wish you all the best for today's holiday!

Short Blessings for Singles' Day

1 1 1, Singles' Day, the combination of four people in our dormitory, brothers are together, never lonely , Happy Light Hun Festival.

Today is Singles’ Day, celebrated by the whole world and rejoicing all over the world. You, who have left the organization, are in the tender dire straits. Do you still remember your friends who are still single?

Today is Singles’ Day. , I feel so miserable when I am single. Today I finally mustered up the courage to tell you, I like... you... your sister!

I have been a bachelor for many years, do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? ?As long as you call "Mei, Mei, Mei" three times tonight, you will find your favorite, it's very effective!

Today is Singles' Day, and I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. , marry me, if you don’t marry me, I will... marry you!

Today is Singles’ Day, don’t think about MM all the time, be careful if you don’t study well, your parents will use "naked" I’ll hit you with a stick~

However, it doesn’t feel right for a single girl to be called a bachelor, but what else can she call a bachelor if not a bachelor? Should Singles' Day be celebrated? It is said that marriage is a siege. Those who are in want to get out, and those who are outside are eager to get in. This friend of mine is worried about not being able to enter the besieged city, but is too embarrassed to say it openly. That day, he asked me cautiously, "Do you live at your parents' house or your own home?" Another text message arrived: Come to me silently and marry me, so that neither of us are the same. Being single, everyone is happy.

Hmm, that’s a good idea - then come to my place and I’ll marry you.

Humph, I can't afford to be deceived, why should I go find you? If you look down on me again, throw me in an unfamiliar place, and I won't have anywhere to cry! I'm not stupid.

You are my everything, do you know? You are my favorite, do you know? You are the pillar of my life, do you know? You are the reason for my life, do you know? I sent the wrong message Do you know?

Singles Day is here, the birds are in love, the ants are living together, the flies are pregnant, the mosquitoes have miscarriages, the butterflies are divorced, the caterpillars have remarried, and the frogs have given birth to tadpoles. Are you ready to do it? What should you order? I wish you all the best on Singles' Day!

The world is getting more and more screwed up. Beautiful women can't find husbands, talented women can't find jobs, and bold women can't find a wife. I wish all female bachelors a happy "Singles' Day"!

My wife always cheats; my plane always crashes; my life always sees ghosts; being a chic single is so beautiful! I wish you all the best! Happy Singles' Day!

When did I have a girlfriend? I asked my Q friends for a drink. I wonder if the girl in Q has a boyfriend. I want to leave Q, but I am afraid that it will be difficult to get into Q. I can't sleep at night. I shouldn't have Drunk, when will my dream come true? Women can be black and white, beautiful or ugly, men can be tall, short, fat or thin. This matter has never been solved in ancient times. I hope Q will last forever and there will be no more singles.

There is a rainbow in my eyes, which is your smile that will never fade; there is an emotion in my heart, which is an unforgettable attachment to you. Late at night on Singles' Day, do you know that I am thinking of you?

I accidentally broke into your love network, so I discovered the network in the world that I can't get out of. I fell in love with you accidentally, and then I realized the bitterness and sweetness of missing you. Singles’ Day wish: I hope to become a couple with you tomorrow!

I am a bachelor and I am invincible, I am a bachelor and I am glorious, I am a bachelor and I am chic, I am a bachelor and I am afraid of who! November 11th is here, I wish all the bachelors in the world to be brave and high-spirited, and win the other half in one go!

Tea should be drunk until the fragrance is still there; the road should be difficult until all the hardships are gone; people should have feelings So deep that you can still love again in the next life! Single people should choose high-quality love! Today is Singles’ Day. Happy holidays!

If burning incense for one year can help me meet you, burning incense for three years can make me acquainted with you, and burning incense for ten years can cherish you, for my happiness in the next life, I will I am willing to convert to Christianity!

I drank too much yesterday and woke up still wanting to vomit. I've been feeling depressed lately, and I always have a lot of emotions. Going out alone, I thought it was pretty cool at first. Looking back now, I feel lonely, miserable and helpless. Lonely Singles' Day, lonely life.

I took two big radishes as a gift. I just bought them today. In my opinion, married life is like a carrot. The Bible says that people who eat vegetarian food love each other more than people who eat fattened cattle hate each other. Although this carrot is a blank check, I am telling the truth. If I love someone, even if he really uses carrots as a gift, I won't mind it.

I drank too much yesterday and still felt like vomiting when I woke up. I've been feeling depressed lately, and I always have a lot of emotions. Going out alone, I thought it was pretty cool at first. Looking back now, I feel lonely, miserable and helpless. Lonely Singles' Day, lonely life.

You have your beloved wife in your arms and your beloved son in your hand, but I am still lonely and sad singing a single love song alone. Comfort me and treat me to a meal.

Today is Singles’ Day, don’t keep thinking about girls, be careful if you don’t study well, your parents will beat you with a “bare stick”~

Today is Singles’ Day, I I really don’t want to be a bachelor anymore, marry me. If you don’t marry me, I will... marry you!

Today is Singles’ Day, and everyone is celebrating it. The world is rejoicing. You who have left the organization are... In the tender and dire straits, do you still remember your friends who are still single?

We are all singles, so no one wants the beauties in the world! Hold on!

This morning, My friend told me that he finally joined the blind date group before Singles Day, saying that this was all the result of his hard work in dating. Alas! All single friends should try their best to join the blind date group!

Although I am not single at the moment, but It is always "married young people enjoy the benefits of being unmarried".

Tonight, I want to find a beautiful girl and say "no" to her!

Forget about Singles' Day, it just happens to be my birthday. Think about the desolation. Scenario, you spend money to buy a cake (miniature, for children, worth 2 yuan), drink some wine alone late at night, the most miserable life in the world is this...

Think about it In the future, you will no longer have freedom when you have a wife. You should feel lucky. After all, being single is just a short period of time in your life. Cherish it.

I sell breakfast. I got up early this morning to launch a "Singles' Day set meal" of four fried dough sticks and an egg. It caused a sensation in this street and people still come to shop until now.

Singles’ Day Blessings

Today is Singles’ Day, don’t think about girls all the time, be careful if you don’t study well, your parents will beat you with a “bare stick”~

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Today is Singles’ Day. I really don’t want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don’t marry me, I will... marry you!

I have been a bachelor for many years. Well, do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? As long as you call "sister, sister, sister" three times in a row tonight, you will find your favorite, it's very effective!

Today is Singles' Day, it's so painful for me to be single. Today I finally mustered up the courage to tell you, I like... you... your sister!

Today is Singles' Day, celebrated by the whole world, rejoicing all over the world, leaving the organization You, in the tender dire straits, do you still remember your single friends?

1 1 1 1, Singles' Day, the combination of four people in our dormitory, brothers are together, never lonely, Happy Light Hun Festival.

Who doesn’t want to be a nobleman who shines with the romantic color of medieval Europe? This is an unattainable dream? No! If you are still single today, you can enjoy your noble addiction freely.

We singles can openly and openly yearn for the other half of our hearts, even though we don’t know where she is still raised. Poor married men can only stare at their familiar wives without any imagination.

Heaven is about to entrust great responsibilities to people here, and they must first work hard on their determination. It’s not that God doesn’t help us, but that God trusts us. Hey!

It doesn’t matter that we are singles, but I’m afraid that those who find a girlfriend will claim that they are no longer single. What’s so great about having a girlfriend? Other girls may not marry you. , Spending money on other people's wives is still happy, but in fact we are very wise and foolish.

How happy are we singles, floating among thousands of flowers, how can we be like the good gentleman who hangs himself on a tree, so sad!

We are singles and have no worries. No worries, you don’t have to worry about being cuckolded by others all day long, and you can be cuckolded by others all day long, and it’s so fun!

Without a family, we have no worries, and we can smoke when we want. Drinking as much as you want without your wife taking care of you, and just having a fight with someone you don't like. It's not like a man with a family who has to think before and after: What if something happens and he becomes disabled or dies, and his wife just runs away with him. How will the children live?

Even if you are single, you are not afraid of divorce. If you are like a househusband, if there is an internal dispute, your fixed assets will be reduced by half if you are not careful.

The repertoire of us bachelors and our male compatriots is to say the most touching words to girls: I love you, will you marry me? If it is not a holiday today, you can only say the first half of the sentence.

You can also attend the Singles' Day party tonight. If you are not a bachelor, you will still be kicked out even if you are here.

We are still happy even if there is no one to accompany us! I am single, so I am happy, and I am happy, so next year.........I will no longer be a bachelor.

Received a text message: "Singles' Day is here, the bird is in love, the ant is living together, the fly is pregnant, the mosquito has a miscarriage, the butterfly is divorced, the caterpillar has remarried, and the frog has given birth to a child. What are you waiting for?"

I thought I wouldn’t have to go through this year, but I didn’t know I was still alone.

I don’t smoke, but I particularly like ZIPPO. It’s not because of anything else. Single men should have such a lighter by their side, so that they can hear the crisp sound when they are lonely, and occasionally smell it. The smell of burned gasoline seems to remind you - a bachelor, buying me is like marrying a wife, you don't spend much money, just to be happy!

Alas! I am also a bachelor! Bachelor MM ...

The flowers are similar year after year, year after year... the people are the same - still the same person...

My birthday happens to be November 11th, and my house number is No. 11. I am in Class 11 in middle school, No. 11 in college, and my dormitory is Room 1011. After work, I work on the 11th floor. No wonder I don’t have a girlfriend now. I am depressed...

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