World portrait prose

My friend chatted with me until he visited a relative of a county party leader, and his relatives invited him to dinner in the evening. Relatives said: I don't treat you as an outsider, just have a midnight snack at night! Talk by the way. My friend kept saying "yes, yes", thinking to himself: people without status are really cold eggs, and no one will look up at them at any time. An open county leader invited me to eat snacks? !

The driver took his friend and his relatives, the leader of the county party Committee, to an alley on the edge of the city. After a while, he stopped in front of a mutton soup noodle restaurant called "Old Place". The driver got off the bus first and asked the boss: Is there room 666 left? The boss said quickly, keep it! Keep it! Keep it! Friends followed relatives into the "666" which has been kept by the boss.

As soon as I entered the door, my friend was shocked: luxurious decoration, magnificent furnishings, beautiful waiters, and respectful service from waiters are no less than star-rated hotels.

The boss came in and asked, leader, how to eat? A friend and relative of the county party Committee leader said: It's still the old standard!

The driver returned to the car and brought "Greater China" cigarettes, "Tieguanyin" tea and "Wuliangye 16 18" wine.

After a while, the dishes came up: braised, steamed, cold, stewed, boiled and chowder ... More than a dozen dishes dazzled friends, and greedy bugs made friends swallow saliva.

My friend's relatives said apologetically, I'm sorry, but I was going to ask a few brothers to accompany you and arrange it in the county guest house, which is not appropriate. I just wronged you. Let's grab a snack. Don't be surprised!

Friends are flattered!

My friend's relatives are very enthusiastic, with both wine and food. Be caring and attentive, remembering bitter thoughts is sweet. The driver sat next to him drinking tea. Half a catty of "Wuliangye" arrived in the stomach, and my friend only felt red and hot. A dozen dishes keep moving on the turntable, and the chicken in the eyes of friends seems to spread its wings; Fish seems to jump; Pigeons seem to fly; My friend, I am outside the cloud nine.

My friend thought: Are you trying to say that my relatives look down on me? This hospitality is too classy; Should I say that my relatives are kind to me? Why does he insist on eating snacks? ..... First dizziness, now headache!

A friend who had a full meal insisted on going home, and his relatives didn't force him to stay. He told the driver to send his friend home safely. When he left, relatives and friends of the county leaders gave him two "Su Yan" and two catties of "Maojian".

My friend looked at some passive dishes on the table, and some had more than a dozen dishes untouched. They tried to punish them, but they didn't say anything.

Second, transfer

Wen Yanyan took the entrance exam five years ago. After entering school, she was assigned to teach at Wang Huai Primary School, 30 miles away from home, together with her college classmate Wu Yingying.

Wu Yingying, who left school only five miles away, worked in Wang Huai Primary School for only one semester, and was transferred to Zhenzhi Primary School by her uncle, the deputy director of the county development and reform commission, on the grounds that she was too far away from home, inconvenient to travel and the school environment was too bad. Wen Yanyan, alone, cried sadly one after another.

When I went to Qiu Lai in the spring, I was assigned to a newly recruited teacher, Chen Meijiao, because of the serious shortage of primary school teachers in Wang Huai. With company and temporary spiritual comfort, Wen Yanyan gradually healed the pain in Wu Yingying's heart when she was transferred.

Chen Meijiao, who is new here, feels that everything is new: the school not only provides accommodation, but also keeps Wen Yanyan company. Chen Meijiao is spinning like a top in the office, classroom and living room at three o'clock, and her body is full of vitality. All day, her face was smiling and she was humming a tune. Her optimism once infected Wen Yanyan.

However, it didn't take long for the novelty to pass, and everything bored her again: "Hey! Why are the heads of children here like elm bumps? What is the poor environment in this school? Why don't all the teachers here speak Mandarin? Why are people here so backward? Don't even buy information for your children! Why do mosquitoes bite people here? ..... Teacher Wen, how can you settle down here? " Wen Yanyan smiled at herself and didn't answer Chen Meijiao's rapid-fire questions, knowing that Chen Meijiao would soon be the second Wu Yingying.

Sure enough, Chen Meijiao didn't come to work again after the strike, and was temporarily seconded to Zhenzhi No.1 Middle School because the principal of that middle school was her cousin.

Wen Yanyan cried again sadly. Began to complain about no parents, no money, no rights, no money and no relatives!

The second autumn after Wen Yanyan worked, Wang Huai Primary School was assigned a new teacher, Du Lingling. Du Lingling's home is near the school. Knowing that employment has entered the cold winter, Du Lingling University began to prepare for the entrance examination as soon as it graduated. She got her wish and was assigned to teach in a school in her hometown. Wen Yanyan has another companion, which makes her see hope at the same time. I don't think Du Lingling will become a "flying pigeon" like Wu Yingying and Chen Meijiao, at least she won't be transferred before.

A year later, when school started in autumn, Du Lingling was transferred to Town No.2 Middle School. The reason is that there are six classes and seven teachers in Wang Huai primary school. Chinese and mathematics are both part-time courses, and no foreign language courses are offered. Du Lingling studied a foreign language, but his major was wrong. This is Du Lingling's third uncle, the deputy head of the village who is in charge of education.

Wen Yanyan is very sad! In the past three years, four have come and three have left. Now there are six teachers in six classes, and two of them are about to retire. There are not enough teachers in the class! Will the teacher be assigned? I am here. Can I stay? I can't be transferred until the date of birth. Wen Yanyan suddenly wanted to go out to work and get out of Wang Huai primary school by herself, but after thinking about it, she could not bear this hard-won job. Alas! Let it be when it is time to come. Go! Who told us that "no one is facing North Korea"?

The autumn of the fourth year is another year of recruiting teachers. The whole town gave eight indicators and 90 people signed up for the exam. Remarkably, none of them reported to Wang Huai Primary School.

There was no hope of assigning a new teacher, so two more teachers left, one of whom was the principal. After democratic evaluation, the old headmaster strongly recommended it. The leaders of the central school talked with Wen Yanyan and suggested that she be the principal of Wang Huai Primary School. Wen Yanyan insisted on resigning, but the leaders of the central school had no choice but to work again and again, and promised to consider her job transfer after one year. Water under the bridge. This is the only way-Wen Yanyan barely became the principal of Wang Huai Primary School.

In this way, a young headmaster led three elderly teachers, two of the six classes were removed, and the remaining four classes were guaranteed classes: one class for each person, with both Chinese and mathematics, as well as physical beauty.

In a year, three old teachers retired one after another, leaving only Wen Yanyan as the "commander-in-chief" of a school. This autumn, Wang Huai Primary School, which has only one teacher and one principal, was merged into a nearby school with the approval of the County Education Bureau after the study of the Central School Office. Principal Wen Yanyan was transferred to Zhenzhi Primary School to teach.

Upon receiving the notice, Wen Yanyan wept with joy: finally mobilized!

Third, check

The township education office should do a routine inspection, and deploy a number of business backbones to form an "inspection team", which is led by the person in charge of the education office.

The contents of the inspection were all-encompassing, and eight pages were printed. From teaching equipment, safety, discipline and hygiene to preparing lessons and making-up exams for teachers, the dress and appearance of teachers and students. Take a percentage system.

Before the inspection, the education department held a meeting of the top leaders of each school to inform the inspection content. In order to be prudent, the leaders also emphasized that the top three won the prize after inspection and appraisal.

There are a vast number of inspection teams, and they conduct inspection item by item, which is as detailed as the diagnosis of traditional Chinese medicine: looking, smelling, asking and cutting: seeing the real thing (selected by the school), listening to the report (told by the leader), interviewing students (arranged by the teacher), scoring item by item and comprehensive evaluation.

In order to get an ideal score, President A made active preparations after the meeting: writing slogans, cleaning up, rectifying discipline, checking for leaks and filling vacancies, and training students to hold a welcoming ceremony, "Warm welcome, leading inspections! Bless the leadership and be healthy! " Shouted n times, uniform; Teachers' meetings have also been held n times, and an understanding has been reached; After repeated tests, it feels perfect.

The "inspection team" came to school A and received the highest courtesy: the principal greeted him with a smile; The teacher is respectful; The students lined up to welcome: "Warm welcome, leadership inspection! Bless the health of the leaders! ..... "Every" inspection team "who is on the verge of an enemy waves to the students from time to time:" Hello, classmates! Students have worked hard! ..... "The principal followed the whole process, and later: the vice principal-; Later: Dean-; Later: team leader X-everyone prepared their own things according to the division of labor.

The "inspection team" is naturally full of joy, with full marks in every item and almost no deduction.

The headmaster smiled, served good cigarettes and tea, and served good wine and food.

After more than ten days of investigation, all members of the "investigation team" have harvested a full stomach of food, wine, tobacco and alcohol.

Evaluation results: 18 schools, 9 schools with 95 points and 9 schools with 96 points.

At the summary meeting, the leader made a generous statement: "Everyone's work has been done very solidly, and I am very satisfied with the results of the inspection. In order to fulfill my promise, the 96 branch school awards the principal 1000, and the 95 branch school awards the principal 800. "

President a is puzzled: how did I get 95 points when I was fully prepared?

The principals applauded and everyone was very happy.

Principal A clapped his hands, and it was the loudest and longest!

Fourth, on duty

The winter vacation is coming. In order to strengthen the safety management of the school and ensure that the property of the school is not lost, according to the regulations of the higher authorities, although the winter vacation is short, teachers should be arranged to be on duty during the holidays to protect the school.

The leading group of Huaishang Primary School held a special meeting to study and deploy "teachers on duty during holidays". The meeting was held in the small conference room of the school, and the main members of the school leadership team attended the meeting. President Wang Changfu presided over the meeting and conveyed the meeting spirit of the County Education Bureau. I'd like to hear your opinion on the duty arrangement during the holiday.

In order to arrange the duty table, everyone had an argument: Zhang Delu, the vice principal, said, "If one person is on duty every day, 28 teachers will be in a cycle, and the holiday will be over. Our leaders take the lead, and then start from the senior teachers to the lower grades. This is my personal opinion, for reference only! " After that, I took a sip of tea and read an Education Times on the conference table.

Li Zengshou, vice president, said: "There is no supervision mechanism in which one person is on duty every day. It is best to have two people in a class. Not only can they supervise each other, but they will not be lonely when they are on duty. We can chat and play chess. It can better reflect our humanized management! I wonder if my opinion makes sense? " Vice President Li smiled when he saw it. Take out a cigarette and knock it on the spot, take a deep breath and spit out a bunch of smoke rings.

Liu Shuangxi, the teaching director, is a woman. As soon as she listens, she will be on duty, and both male and female teachers will be treated equally. I have to speak for our female compatriots, she thought. Gently cough: "It is said that every teacher in the school is duty-bound during the Spring Festival. However, if it is summer vacation, it will be said that this annual leave is the busiest time for our lesbians. In a year, we will wash, wipe, wipe, pickle wax products, steam and fry; After a year, the last guest didn't leave, and the next one came again. More tired than going to work, busier than harvesting! I want to take two days off and be on duty, but who will leave the stall at home? You gay men forgive me and don't involve us lesbians in duty! What do you think? "

Zhao, director of general affairs, likes to nag. After listening to Mr. Liu's complaint, he immediately took over: "Hey …, no, no, men and women are matched, and work is not tiring." I wonder which female teacher I am in the same class with! "

"Do you want to end the fire in the backyard? Your eyes are several times smaller than the eye of a needle. Which female teacher dares to take your class? " Teacher Liu teased.

"Ah, on duty is also a job. No matter how small my mouth is, it can't hinder our work, can it? "

President Wang has been writing something in his notebook with a pen. When he was obedient, he digressed and coughed twice just to stop him.

Vice President Zhang put down the newspaper in his hand and took another sip of tea: "What everyone said is reasonable. Otherwise, if one of them has something to do, the other two can still be on duty normally. If everyone is okay, call the landlord on duty and relax! " Then I picked up the Education Times and read it.

Vice President Li frowned: "The key is that there are equal numbers of male and female teachers in our school. Just now, Teacher Liu has said that lesbians have great potential. If there are two male teachers in a class, one female teacher is fine, the female teacher has something to do, and two male teachers. If there are two female teachers in a class, one male teacher can't, two female teachers have something at the same time, and one male teacher lacks supervision! " Say that finish, I looked at the silent President Wang. President Wang never looked up and wrote carefully, as if he didn't hear him.

"That was four people in a class? Two female teachers and two male teachers. The female teacher has something at the same time, and there are just two male teachers on duty! " Teacher Liu quickly added.

"Four people in a class, that's ok, you can rub two, relieve the mental stress of a semester! My mouth won't doubt anything! Teacher Liu, are you right? " Miss Zhao is poor again.

President Wang slowly raised his head and stared at everyone. He said slowly, "Everyone is thoughtful and everything is reasonable. It seems that the scheduling is not satisfactory. Well, my father-in-law is close to school, so it's no problem to have a winter vacation. How about asking him to give us a nursery school at 100 yuan a day for hard work? "

"good! I agree. " Vice President Zhang made clear his attitude.

"in! I have no opinion. " Vice President Li threw away cigarette butts and clapped his hands.

"yes! I thank the principal for the female compatriots! " Director Liu stood up and bowed deeply to the headmaster.

"Yes, or the headmaster wise! Why didn't I think of that? ..... "Director Zhao slapped his head and tried to pretend to be poor, but was stopped by President Wang with a wave of his hand:" This is also a collective opinion, that's settled, dismissed! "

"Oh, yes, Director Zhao immediately made a 30-day winter vacation nursing subsidy form and brought it to me for signature!"