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I remember the teacher mentioned 1 humiliation couplets in primary school, but I don't know how to shine Japan from the east. Does anyone know?

(Lianhe Zaobao) Recently, a Japanese couplet attracted wide attention in Chinese mainland and international Chinese websites. On the BBS of Lianhe Zaobao, some netizens left a message saying that a Japanese came to the challenging online league: "Japan went east to shine in Shikoku and Kyushu", and went to the China website to "kick the pavilion" and asked China netizens to have an online league competition.

This ingenious couplet interprets it as "the sun first came out of the east" in the name of Japan, and embeds it in two Japanese place names in Shikoku Kyushu, and also brings out the meaning of "shining in all directions", which is pun-like.

Many netizens in Chinese mainland have used their brains to come up with a pair of couplets, which can not only strengthen China's ambition, but also destroy Japanese prestige.

At present, there is no exact answer to the original question. "Shandong is close to the sea, crushing the United States and Japan", "China is in the middle, unifying the eight wastes and six rivers", and even "Western menstruation, blackening Osaka and Kobe" are not comparable to the first half.

However, some people on the Internet did not agree, thinking that in this couplet incident, China people pretended to be Japanese, just like the Luo Gang incident that was widely spread on the Internet a while ago.

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The rise of China overlooks the five oceans and seven continents (Beijing ideah)

The Central Plains is far away in Qianshan (Luzhen).

Explanation: China is the center of everything, no matter how far away, it is also centered on me.

Another meaning: Everyone in China.

In the Ming Dynasty, I crossed the Thousand Islands in Shihai to the west.

Qi Xin's Qi Xin will definitely bring back RB people.

China is very prosperous, with three mountains and five mountains everywhere.

Solution: Huaxia refers to China, which can also be interpreted as summer flowers, comparable to "Japanese eastward";

Three mountains and five mountains are all China place names, corresponding to the place names of four Japanese countries; Zeman corresponds to all times, and the above parts of speech are the same and correspond to neatness.

There is a towering mountain shadow (Su Hualong) in Kunlun Mountain (Cang) in Tibet.

It means that after the sunset is hidden in the mountains, the mountain shadow covers a wide area, which can be regarded as a pure description of the scenery. Tibet, Kunlun, Changhe and Guangguang can express four meaningful place names. The victory of Kunlun, Nagasaki and Hiroshima were of great significance during World War II.

When the sun sets, all corners of the country are recovered (Jilin, Changchun)

China flies, covering the sky and the sun (Sun Jing)

When the moon rises and the sun sets, China will always exist (Sun Jing).

China is taking off, and all corners of the country are shocked (Jiang Yixing)

Come to Moon Lake to Light up the Soul of the Holy Land (Li Minhui, Ningbo)

The mainstay of the Central Plains, the world's Fushun Chang 'an City (Philip Wang)

Westbound Haikou, crossing Chishui Yellow River (Yang Haichen)

Chinese civilization is flourishing in all corners of the country (Miao Feng)

You are arrogant, but you don't know that China was prosperous in the Tang Dynasty.

Silk cocoon, it will commit suicide.

I don't like arguing, I can't help playing with it. Silk and silkworms are associated with Japan and Japan. The sun and jade rabbit are aliases for the sun and the moon, and gold and jade are associated with four or nine.

As can be seen from the map, China is like a rooster and Japan is like a silkworm. Japan is proud of the sun, which is its living condition. Unfortunately, its territory is shaped like a silkworm, but after it becomes a pupa, it is afraid of light and the sun. After all, it will inevitably tie itself up and end in the sun and moonlight. If heaven wants to make it die, it must first make it crazy. Due to economic difficulties and the absolute superiority of American military strength, the Japanese authorities have no choice but to go crazy.

Unfortunately, the rooster still has his hidden worries-the chicken's good mouth (Korean Peninsula) and feet (Taiwan Province Province) have not been solved (this is also the national policy that Japanese silkworms must do everything possible to resist China in order to survive). Otherwise, now you can be a chicken and a silkworm, and the outcome is self-evident. Looking at the trends of the Japanese authorities in recent years, it can be said that the silk is peeled off. Although this process is still very long, it can wait or be popularized in the final reeling. At that time, silkworms enclosed themselves with cocoons, shielded the light of the sun and the moon from the outside, and hid in a dark little room, while China should be in full swing. )

Yamato is full of chickens (cheng)

Fall in the middle, the east and the west are dark (sungul).

The dragon really jumped into the sea and had a bird's eye view of East Lake (Yang)

The dragon can also be said to be a real dragon belt for China and the Japanese. East Lake is the place name of Zhejiang Province, which is opposite to the four countries and nine continents. Toyo is China's ancient name for Japan, and Jiuzhou is China's ancient name.

Moral: The dragon jumps out of the sea, and everything in the world is under each other's gaze. The sun rises in the east and shines all over the world.

Moral: With the rise of China, all countries in the world are inferior to China. This also shows that no matter how powerful Japan is, it is only a lake in China, just like the West Lake, which shows that Japan originated in China. Japan's rise to the other side is always ahead of the rest of the world.

China Asia, Datong Japan (Moon) South (Meng Fantong)

Note: the country is a verb, and the day and month are the verbs of his numbers 4 and 9.

The Central Plains was stationed in the west, engulfing Thousand Islands (Yellow River water) in Tokyo.

Poetry in Tang and Song Dynasties shows the charm of Fusang (James)

Going east and sinking west, the decline of Yokohama in the North Sea (Tony Gong)

The kingdom of heaven faces Linze and Thousand Island Six Balls (Lao Yan)

This is very neat. Kuril Islands is the name of Japan Island, and Six Balls is the homonym of Sulfur Balls. Every word in the Federation is very neat.

There is another connection:

The Central Plains has a vast territory, including thousands of islands and nationalities.

This association is not neat, but full of momentum, reflecting China's broad mind to meet challenges.

I didn't say anything wrong about the above two couplets, and I also saw another netizen say it right:

North Korea's successors worry about virtue and kindness.

That's not bad either. When the imperial court is in power, we should say less about fresh words, which is a metaphor for Japan's lack of successors and fewer children.

As for Naruhito's failure to compare with Shikoku Kyushu, the author goes back:

Deren sorry Shikoku Kyushu!

The rise of China deterred the Japanese enemy (Xiamen)

Buddhist scriptures come from the west and describe five yin and ten demons. (Wang Yue)

Solution: Five Yin and Ten Demons are mentioned in the Buddhist classic Shurangama Sutra.

The five yin are color yin, receiving yin, thinking yin, acting yin and knowing yin;

There are ten kinds of demons in each of Wuyin, also known as Sadas.

Grass is willing to grow in spring, full of calves and lambs. (Wang Yue)

As the sun sets, all parts of the country are peaceful.

Zhang

Kou threw away the plaster and the long knife and went west.

Note: Kou-Japanese aggressor

West-west can also be interpreted as "extinction"

Gypsum-a disparaging term for the Japanese aggressor country and the military flag (sun flag)

Long Dao —— Japanese Dao with Bushido Spirit.