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Happy birthday to myself.

1. If you are happy, you are not happy. If you get a bargain, you will lose it. Happy birthday to me.

2. May the wonderful fragrance surround me all the time, make my life full of happiness and joy, and I will be bathed in endless happy years forever! Happy birthday to me!

Maybe this is our birthday party. I want to invite my friends, but I'm worried about etiquette. Let's stay together quietly and enjoy our two-person world.

4. What is happiness? I often ask myself this question. When I was a child, I played games with my friends. The yard was full of happy laughter, and everyone's face was smiling. It turns out that happiness means being immersed in the game. Happy birthday to me.

Wish me a happy birthday after twelve o'clock tonight!

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. Happy birthday to myself.

7. Today is my birthday. A few days ago, I told my boyfriend to stay up late and send me blessings. But he forgot? As if nothing had happened.

May my birthday be accompanied by happiness and happiness, from sunrise to sunset.

9. Dear yourself, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. Never embarrass yourself, such as not eating, crying, autism and depression. These are all things that fools do.

10, decadence is a deep red burn mark, yellow fingers and a silent heart, not as good as love in a winter. Happy birthday to myself.

1 1, beauty is guilty, and I have committed a heinous crime; If loveliness is wrong, I have been wrong again and again; If cleverness is to be punished, I should be chopped to pieces! Don't forget to wish me a happy birthday before I do this!

12, I sang a birthday song myself at 0: 00, so touched.

13, it's my birthday the day after tomorrow. Throw a flower when you see it, and wish me a happy birthday.

Send me a flower on Wednesday to wish me a happy birthday.

15, I always hide in the depths of dreams and seasons, listening to flowers and nights singing nightmares, singing prosperity and singing all the memories. Happy birthday to me.

16 I am really angry. I've been waiting all day, and space doesn't help me keep up with the daily news! All the other children have it! Why didn't I? Happy birthday to me!

17, I spend money on my classmates' birthdays, and I don't think they will spend money for me on my birthday.

18. Love people who are kind to me. They will change my signature on my birthday, but some people don't even bother to change it. Some people wished me luck at the last second of my birthday.

19 is a good start. May my sincere wishes bring me a successful year and a happy birthday!

20, make a wish to fly, listen to me praise your beauty, that cowhide is soaring; Make a wish for fate, meet that person, and be happy with who is right or wrong; Dear yourself, happy birthday and a dream come true!