What are the jingles about love?

Write love poems in jingle 1. Love doggerel

There are many fish in the sea.

Why go to the university to find it?

Not only is the number relatively small,

And the quality is not good.

If the sky is sentimental, it will be old.

If people are affectionate, they will die early.

You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan,

I come from Zhoukou, Beijing.

Holding your hairy hand,

Take a gentle bite,

Love makes us walk upright!

I want to have a wife to cook for me a hundred times.

The reality is very helpless, and we still need to wait.

Also because of loneliness, I have been in love several times.

Who knows, I have been defeated many times, and I was easily kicked away.

In fact, I wonder why I am always eliminated.

After so many injuries, I finally know.

I don't care about clothes and I'm not handsome.

I am too short and have no style.

Pandas are not handsome, but they are cared for by the world.

Ugliness is a natural disaster, and being short is calcium deficiency.

Being a man only requires decency, not talking about dress style!

Our time is doomed to lack true love.

Women are either too bad or narrow-minded.

Maybe in addition, there are some cuteness.

I'm afraid there have been descendants by now.

Don't lose your temper in this situation.

Besides patience, we can at least wait.

As long as you believe in true love, she must exist.

Either we don't love, we love happily.

Life is boring without the irrigation of love.

Only a good attitude can make you happy.

Love also depends on it, and we must not be hasty.

I am willing to wait, even if my youth is gone.

You call at 10 every day, and be careful to avoid my father.

And that troubled mother, I'm a little scared.

Time goes by little by little, which is the accumulation of our love.

Your world, my interests, we have endless topics.

You're emotional and I'm a little depressed. You like smoking and I like video games.

I like the T-shirt you wear when you wear a tie, but none of us go to the disco.

One day something happened, and what you said was very unreasonable.

I can't stand my bad temper and ignore your phone calls.

Your male chauvinism has deeply hurt my heart.

You were so angry at a friend's party that you threatened to leave her.

I was a little sad when these words reached my ears, so I called you.

It's better to miss each other than to meet each other. This is our story.

It's a little lonely without you. Where would you go without me?

Ask a friend about me, and you hope your relationship will be a miracle.

I feel very calm after the exam. You asked me to go to happy with my friends.

Singing and playing video games have become a little cautious.

Slowly, I found your advantages, and you also felt that beauty was in my heart.

It is said that fate is predestined, and there seems to be some truth.

You regard me as your baby, and I think you are my pride.

We have the same goal and strive for a better future.

You are determined to be my supporter. Meeting or not meeting E5a48de588B6E799Be5Baa6313336373161is not too important.

Your hearts are connected, so you can't run away. If you want to regret it, you must do it before it is too late.

You shook your head, smiled and held me tightly with open arms.

There is the warmest corner in the world, which is the castle of our love.

Our time is doomed to lack true love.

Women are either too bad or narrow-minded.

Maybe in addition, there are some cuteness.

I'm afraid there have been descendants by now.

Don't lose your temper in this situation.

Besides patience, we can at least wait.

As long as you believe in true love, she must exist.

Either we don't love, we love happily.

Life is boring without the irrigation of love.

Only a good attitude can make you happy.

Love also depends on it, and we must not be hasty.

I am willing to wait, even if my youth is gone.

Young age, ideal expectation

Wandering outside, free

Time flies and youth is gone.

Lonely and unbearable, I really want to fall in love.

I haven't learned badly, so take it seriously.

It's a little strange. Nobody likes it.

Girl mentality, I don't understand.

Once in love, Peng Pai fell in love.

The family was at fault and was forced to do nothing.

Mengshan is still there, but it failed in March.

Peace of mind, looking for love online.

Fate exists, treat it with true feelings.

Understand each other and be happy forever.

Care for each other and happiness will last forever.

2. I like humorous sentences with jingles

This article comes from Beidu Village, Daily Joke Network. Thank you for your love joke collection 1: 1. In order to master more eating skills, I plan to start practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

2, insiders look at the doorway and travel by the sidewalk. 3, the index dried up and funds flowed into the sea.

Lose a floor because you don't have a thousand miles. I used to have long hair, just like Beethoven. When you touch it, you become Zidane. You touched it, and then it became C Ronaldo! ! ! 5, naked, in order to show the body; Not having enough to eat is to keep healthy.

6. In order to save water, try to take a bath with your female partner; 7, WC slogan: close to civilization, close to convenience. Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.

9. The tap water pipe burst and there was no water to drink for several days, so I turned on the tap, hoping to know the incoming water as soon as possible. Who knows, the damn water company released water in the middle of the night, and the house was flooded.

10, I'm afraid of it, even when the teacher comes to my house. Sit on my dock and drink my tea. As soon as the teacher left, my mother called 1 1. College entrance examination chain test: July for boys, August for Laozi (running relationship), and September for tickets (paying fire).

One night, an old man rode his bicycle through a hillside and suddenly wanted to go to the toilet, so he put his car on the hillside to go to the toilet. As a result, he came back and found his bike missing. I thought, "What a mess! Far from home! " As a result, there is a hotel not far away. The old man came in and said, "Boss, do you have a room?" The boss said, "No, it's all full." The old man said, "Help me, it's dark, I can't go …" The boss said, "There is a newly married couple outside, you can hide under their beds for one night! ~ "The old man allowed it ... It was late, and when the newlyweds came back, only one man said," Let's go to bed! " Then the man took off his clothes and said to the woman, "What do you see?" The woman said, "I see an endless plain."

The woman took off her clothes and said to the man, "What do you see?" The man said, "I see two small mounds." As a result, the old man said, "Have you seen my bike?" .

3. Love limerick

Love doggerel

Our relationship,

Just like the Lijiang River,

Clear and clear.

You are my heart,

I am your liver,

You are three quarters of my body.

Can't get along,

Love is eternal,

We have been apart for ten years. ...

It's hard for a person to sleep,

Love to the depths of my heart.

You sigh, I miss you,

Don't know love, drunk.

I am willing to work hard for you,

Shuttle through the fleeting time with you.

Doggerel, an interesting and vulgar poetic style, is said to be named after Zhang Dayou, a writer of the Tang Dynasty in China. In Qing Dynasty, Zhai Hao quoted Zhang Youyou's snow poem in his popular literature doggerel: "The river is general, and there are black holes in the well." The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen. Later generations called this vulgar, humorous, small and interesting poem "doggerel". In addition, sometimes the author makes poems to laugh at himself or out of modesty, which is also called "doggerel".

4. Love limerick

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Where will the fallen leaves drift with the wind?

Leaving only a beautiful sky.

The voice that used to fly

Like the wings of an angel

Through my happy past.

Love has come to this place.

Yi Xi retains the fragrance of yesterday.

Familiar warmth

Like the wings of an angel

Through my boundless heart

I believe you are still here.

Never leave

My love is like an angel guarding you.

If you live here,

Since then, there has been no me.

I will find an angel who loves you for me.

Love has come to this place.

Yi Xi retains the fragrance of yesterday.

Familiar warmth

Like the wings of an angel

Through my boundless heart

I believe you are still here.

Never leave

My love is like an angel guarding you.

If you live here,

Since then, there has been no me.

I will find an angel who loves you for me.

I believe you are still here.

Never leave

My love is like an angel guarding you.

If you live here,

Since then, there has been no me.

I will find an angel who loves you for me.

I will find an angel who loves you for me.