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How can a boy say that I am wrong?
Naughty type: 1. Autumn looked at his ear and asked him, "What's wrong with you? 2. Push the pp up and let me kick it, and then knock on the back 1 hour. 3. It's ok. You can perform breaking stones on your chest. Oh, you can also step on a steel knife with your feet.
High cooling type: 1. Start your performance. 2. Oh, no, who am I? 3. My question, you are right, how can it be wrong?
Queen type: 1. Tie him to a tree with two small attachments. The sticker on his body says, I was wrong, I'm sorry, I won't dare again, please forgive me. 2. (Looking at him haughtily) Pat his face with your hand and say: durian or glass slag, B choose one.
Complaining type: 1. Won't your conscience hurt if you treat me like this? 2. What can you say except that you are sorry?
Boot type: 1. Think about how to make it up to me. 2. How will you pay for your mistake? You know you're wrong. Look at the compensation.
Injustice type: I want to calm down. Maybe I'm naive. I believe everything you say. So up to now, my heart aches when you make mistakes. I'm confused. I don't know if I can trust you again.
Coquetry type: 1. Come and hug me. 2. Take me to eat delicious food. You are so annoying. I'm going to take out my notebook and write it down, and I'll deduct points for you.
Royal elder sister type: 1. Needless to say, I'm sorry. Let's go to the mall (holding his hand to the gate). Go and buy me a fruit mobile phone with three clear eyes, or you won't get my original pleasure. 3. Look at him, stop at the jewelry counter, pick a favorite pimple and say, go swipe your card.
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