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1. Because of the development of the times and the popularity of the Internet, more and more people make friends online, but can you really find true love in this vast virtual world? Maybe too much affection is cheating, so don't trust others' promises easily. The network is like rivers and lakes, and all kinds of people are constantly shuttling. Are all people passing by passing by?

2. I started online dating again. With a very idle freshman boy. He wants to be like me before, but he always wants to chat. He has no content and he is satisfied. But I was too busy to answer him halfway. Seeing him is like seeing me before. It looks annoying but warm. No one has been with me like this except you. Suddenly I miss you ... Good night.

My friend told me that one of their male colleagues was a playboy and hurt countless little girls. But recently, she fell in love with someone online, and she has never met each other. She has just established a relationship for a few months, and comes home at seven o'clock on time for fear of being inspected. Letting go of everything is really one thing.

I remember when I was online dating, the two sides quarreled over a trivial matter, and then the other party deleted me in a rage. It wasn't long before I added it back to make up for it. Although I have quarreled many times before, I can't go back to my previous relationship this time, so don't say goodbye when lovers quarrel, even if it is a flash of fire. There are such people around me, women say goodbye, men stay, women return to their hearts and men give up.

I don't believe in online dating and long-distance dating anyway. I think the relationship is to get along and cultivate. I can't see the difference between people and single dog all day long. I think I'm all right now. I'm used to doing as much as I want. I won't try anything impossible. To put it bluntly, I think it is a waste of time.

6. Meitu Xiu Xiu has made great achievements. League of Legends broke up many couples. Goodbye, maybe never again.

7. Are you dating anyone? Anyway, I think online dating is quite unreliable, but if you really want to have online dating with me, then give me 100 yuan first. When you are tired of playing and want to hack me, I can at least take this 100 yuan to buy a bottle of Great Wall dry red and paste 2 yuan to buy a bag of Yuxi. When you are drunk, you can smoke and cry and think about our past.

8. My feelings for my ex-boyfriend are also very valuable. You know, I went abroad for my holiday, and I have been paying attention to his online dating trend. I don't want to miss the chance to see his jokes. It's so touching.

He dated her online for more than a year, and finally he bought a ticket to find her without telling her. Travel-stained, but I caught her holding another man, smiling like a flower. He turned away and never contacted again. I don't know why she shed tears, but her brother came to comfort her, and it was the man at the community gate.

10, girls who engage in online dating can come out together to talk about life and ideals. If you don't even have the courage to meet, don't think too much. ...

1 1. I have always felt that online dating is extremely unreliable and extremely unlikely to have a result. However, someone around me got married online, which happened today, oh no, it should be yesterday.

12, broke up with her online boyfriend, and he bought a ticket and hid in the cinema. Only in this dark place can he shed tears without being afraid of being seen by others. Suddenly, a gentle hand gently put his arm around his shoulder, and he choked, "Sorry, you have the wrong person …" The hand touched his head, "No." He turned in surprise and saw the face of a senior who had a crush on him for four years in college.

13, my husband said I was singing, but you didn't listen, so I said yes, and then I kept laughing. I was drunk and really laughed till my stomach ached. My husband says I can't stand it. I'm really worried about Yang Yang's future music gene ... it seems to be online dating, singing with wheat on, and my husband asks if there is any response ~ it seems to have been done a few years ago.

14, my heart has returned there. I feel deeply sorry for this side, deeply ... but I am glad that I am attracted to him and have a good impression. More importantly, he seems to like me a little more than I like him. My feelings should be more real and objective when I meet you this time. It's not that online dating is unreliable. Then, I may finally find the feeling of being loved for a long time.

15, like a person, I always feel that I am online dating, because we have never met, but it is that feeling that makes me feel that we have known each other for many years, but there are obstacles between us. You make me listen to my parents, but I want my own love, and I feel very anxious. How can you be so rigid? Who do you think I am? Come out to play with me in the future. That's stupid. You wouldn't tell me if I saw it, would you? Well, I won't tell you either!

Complete collection of sad stories about online dating

1. We met online and have a good impression on each other. We missed eight years, but we met again this summer. He described that some of us really couldn't hide, so we all stopped hiding. He loves me, and I love him. I hope we can be together for a long time. Cherish each other

We met in the empty network, talked for more than a year, and came to reality again. One Xinjiang, one Hebei, one family condition is not bad. A mother died or was in the countryside, but we didn't give up. My mother and I struggled together and finally got a bright red marriage certificate. From nothing to today, I have everything I want. Ten years, husband, I love you as always.

Neither too early nor too late. I just met you. This life is destined, I, destiny takes a hand has you.

I met you four times, Urumqi ~ Xi 'an ~ Beijing ~ Urumqi ~ Beijing. I am very lucky.

I looked at the sunset in the distance, and in the afterglow, everything seemed so bright and clean, with a touch of holiness. My body leaves mottled shadows on the ground, and the breeze blows through roses and oleanders, sweet-scented osmanthus, and every place I have dreamed of.

6. I came to praise the dog food, which is why I am so capricious. I wish all lovers will be well. I hope my girl can accept me early.

7. People who like your appearance will leave sooner or later, while those who like your inner self will never go far.

8. It is not easy to meet such a soul mate, so cherish it.

9. After many twists and turns, we all believe that this is each other's destiny takes a hand, so we don't quarrel, we don't escape, everything goes with the flow, and we are willing to accompany you for a longer time in this life.

10. Nothing! We can work miracles with our hands! No matter how hard life is! Just face it together! Nothing can stop it.

1 1. It's hard to see you in the boundless years, and it's even harder to know you in the boundless sea of people. I believe everything is the best arrangement, and I am destined to have you.

12. From the first meeting, to the tacit understanding at work, the agreement of various ideas, and the similarity in personality, I like exactly what you like, and all kinds of similarities, thinking that my life has passed like this. I really didn't expect to meet you, and I didn't expect to fall in love with you, but you can just love me. I think it is really destiny takes a hand's life. You are in my destiny, and I am in your destiny.

13. We have known each other for seven months, but we have experienced so many ups and downs. You said you wouldn't leave me alone Now you did it. I wish you a speedy recovery and let us spend the rest of our lives together.

14. People who come together become destiny takes a hand's fate, while those who are not together are doomed to have no share.

15. We met in the endless sea of people, from passionate love to the auditorium of marriage, and finally became husband and wife. However, real life is not as simple as I thought. We often quarrel about some locked things. Month after month, year after year, perhaps it is the tempering of years that makes us understand everything. We walked together, as people say, this is fate, destiny takes a hand, it was God who met me a long time ago, and it was fate that made us build a family. For this family, we must understand each other, tolerate each other, care for each other and spend the rest of our lives together.

16. My life partner actually handed him a paper-cut in high school! There is a voice in my ear, you want to marry him! It is fate that you are here! Deja Vu

17. Sansan, I'm going to see my little stupid daughter tomorrow! Know each other for 6 years 12 days! Waiting here at a loss, I really want to fly to her! She said with a smile today that I was unstable. In fact, no matter how stable I am, I can't restrain this emotion! Sometimes fate really doesn't know how to describe it! I can still remember clearly that when I knew each other for a few months, I told each other that I had known each other for five or six years! But it's really been six years, and it really feels like it came in an instant! In the near future, I will start taking care of her! For life! Bless us!

18. Others say that dreaming is very tiring, but I think dreaming is beautiful, because only in dreams can I see you and have you.

19. In the church, an Easter egg was inadvertently given to a strange boy, and that lovely person turned out to be my favorite partner.

20. I met you on qq three years ago and broke up on WeChat three years later, but I still can't forget you. Although something important happened at home, you have always been willing to accompany me through this difficult time. I am destined to have you and love you in this life.

2 1. It took him and me only 45 hours to get the permit. It has been 65 days since we got the permit. Many people don't think highly of us. After all, I am 12 years older than him, but he always encourages me. He said: Walking happily together is the most powerful answer to those who question us! Bless us! With your blessing, I am more confident and motivated. thank you

22. I think many people would play qq farm at that time. At that time, I met a guy who stole food from other places and always stole my food. I added his qq. Who wants to steal my heart? Later, I wanted to give up, but I was finally moved by him. The parents at home objected and sneaked out. The process was really difficult, and we finally got the marriage certificate. Now we love each other more and have two lovely children. Maybe it's really destiny takes a hand that I have you, otherwise I won't just meet you in the vast sea of people!

23. Meeting is fate, choosing is courage, holding hands is predestined, and companionship is eternal.

24. Three three, I am now; On the train back to Zhangmutou, Guangzhou; For more than twenty years, I always feel that God has forgotten my arrangement. Fate let us meet; And know each other and love each other; Every week we travel to and from our respective cities like migratory birds; Sweet and warm; I feel sad every time I leave. I hope he is my destiny takes a hand!

Talk about single dog's qq sadness.

Talk about single dog's qq sadness.

1, at present, the circle of friends is full of advertisements, travel, food, happiness and babies. Single dog, like us, can only comfort herself by taking selfies!

After a whole summer vacation, I was finally able to ignore the love of some people on QQ. Now, I have seen three pairs for four consecutive days, and single dog's inner world is full of sunshine and rain!

I really want to have a good relationship. Single dog, who has worked for several years, still envies people who have partners around him, but either the people I like don't like me, or the people who always feel inappropriate are almost unwilling to make do and don't want to hurt others. In the end, I felt the worst, as if I didn't even have the qualification to like others, so I could only bark.

4. It is said that boys with low EQ are doomed to single dog. Then I will teach you one today. If you have nothing to do, please eat. Apologize first if you quarrel. The cold war is warming up actively, so don't say goodbye easily.

5. 1989 Born in Nanjing, Leo, height 183. I have a stable job, quit smoking and generally don't drink unless necessary. I have a house and a car to buy at any time, hoping to find a sister paper with a little baby fat and good temper. . Others look at the contact information. Sincerity! ! I don't want to go to single dog this Tanabata! !

6. Don't let the wrong person take away your best side. Let single dog encourage you.

7. Good morning, me! Good morning, roommate! And five buns. I am, yes, alive and kicking. Roommate, actually, I never understood why there are five steamed buns. Are there single dog hidden in them?

After being with her for six years, I didn't expect my love relationship with her to come to an abrupt end today. Don't be sad. You see, I've been single for so many years, and I'm still living well. When a woman leaves, she leaves. There are many opportunities in the future. No, I mean I married her.

9. I finally know why I am single dog. Uncle said, short and thin, like a baby, not much different from high school students, who are playing friends with you. Moreover, it is obvious that 158 lacks a preference for 180. Even the family is disgusted and can only be single for life.

10, early July, July of the lunar calendar, everyone should be careful not to talk nonsense or kill people. After all, the gates of hell are about to open. Oh, by the way, before that, there was a gate of hell called single dog on Tanabata.

1 1. I solemnly announce today that I only have one boyfriend, and his name is Hu Haokang. Don't call me single dog in the future, I will be anxious with you.

12, which is a festival in single dog where our swords are violently attacked. Please take care and hope * * *.

13, it's single dog Festival again, alas, it's so hard.

14, please remember, don't let the inappropriate people take the best of you. Together with all single dog, * * * encourage each other ~! Good morning! Angry early in the morning!

15. A cup of boiled water is just right. Single dog likes to make friends.

16, now I can finally vent, especially to say that Valentine's Day in China has nothing to do with anyone. I'm getting bored every day. It's good to have company. No matter how single Wang feels now, I will abuse you to death when you become single dog.

17, when I saw the little dog Ichiro, I think the dog is the highest realm of swearing. Now that any single dog is broken, the bottom line should be a little.

18, there is another creature in the world called single dog. You come and go back, but you still ignore my flowers.

19. Yesterday, my friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day. Haha, you two should be happy. As for me, I've been thinking about it for a long time. I haven't seen you for so long. Then I miss you very much. Let's meet single dog. That's it. It seems better to visit my sister I haven't seen for half a year on Valentine's Day. We prefer to simply call it family day.

20. The company organized a group blind date. We in single dog don't want to go, but we have to. We waited for a beautiful sister for 40 minutes on the road. Alas, we haven't arrived at the blind date place yet ~ ~ ~

2 1, a group of people who don't even have children criticize this parent's education all day, and that one is not good, like an education expert. No one is born as a parent, and people without children have no right to speak. Single dog, it's good to be happy.

22. It seems that Qixi is coming to Valentine's Day. Recently, we must keep a low profile. Dog abuse mode is about to start again. Protect yourself and keep in touch with single dog Caring Association at any time. Don't be tortured to death.

23. For female single dog, birds are useless; for male single dog, eggs are useless, which conforms to socialism with characteristics.

24. I have seen various secrets of longevity, but the secret of a pair of Belgian twins aged 102 is a bit special. It is reported that they say they should live longer, don't eat too much, drink a glass of good wine every day, and most importantly, don't chase after women. Well, the two brothers carried out this principle well. They are all single and have been living together. So single dog, don't cry!

25. I got up early to watch the performances of my overbearing president, Shao Kang, and Silly White Sweet Enoch. As the biggest single dog in my family, I am still very childlike.

26. single dog loves himself more by giving his own gifts.

27, the marketing number, while chatting about the biggest single, free love; I can't understand single dog's idea of being abused and abandoned by society and afraid to go out on Valentine's Day. . Contradictory.

28, don't have to work overtime on weekends, sleep until nine o'clock, and directly waste it; It's a waste of a day to have to go to work on overtime weekends! August is really a busy dog! But why do people use dogs as metaphors? Single dog? I don't quite understand.

29. I am a particularly boring person. Apart from the exhibition, it is still a bit difficult to ask me out. I don't chase new fans, I don't watch dramas, I just wait for variety shows and stay at home all the year round. I deserve it, single dog.

30. oh . You have no right to laugh at me, single dog. You are just a program.

3 1, single dog's sadness, who can understand! ! Girl, watch out for the bark. Who will play on the seesaw with me? Hey, young man, where should you put your hands? Take a selfie, you accompany me to dinner. Today is my birthday. Who will celebrate my birthday? Watching people kiss madly makes me greedy.

32. My brother said, how long will it take for the express delivery from Beijing to reach us? I glanced at him, and when I'm free, I'll help you put a gossip to find out what you bought. He said slowly, "Set me up and lie in the trough!" " What about moral integrity? Him, no! Abuse you, single dog! The world is full of malice!

August 15 I hope everything will start from scratch, get rid of all the shackles and become single dog.

34. It is said that boys with low EQ are doomed to single dog. Then I will teach you one today. If you have nothing to do, please eat. Apologize first if you quarrel. The cold war is warming up actively, so don't say goodbye easily. The key is to buy a bag, buy a bag and buy a bag. Say the important things three times! ! ! ,

30th and 20th are obviously romantic days, but those who mistreat single dog and get exam results are simply disgusting.

36. Many boys don't understand why it is still single dog. When his girlfriend was angry, he still insisted that he didn't have to coax her at once, pretending that he didn't find it better to wait until she calmed down slowly. I just want to ask, if your gas leaks, would you choose to turn it off immediately or light a cigarette and sit aside and calm down? You deserve to explode.

37. On holidays or near holidays, single dog carefully chooses the mode of travel, and if he is not careful, he will cause tens of thousands of injuries to himself. Yesterday, I was abused to the point where my psychological shadow could not be calculated. It was really hematemesis!

Tik Tok's saddest long-distance love talk about long-distance love friends circle talk about mood.

1. I want to hug you, and I am wronged to death through the bad screen.

When you say that the wind chimes are ringing, I think of you, alas, the recent windy weather.

Now ten thousand beautiful promises are not worth a warm hug.

I am most afraid that I will accompany you all the way. In the end, I am not the woman who will accompany you on the red carpet.

I envy the passers-by around you, and it's easy for you to take a look at the people I miss very much.

6. When I miss you, I like to look at the map, which is close at hand and out of reach!

7. I am most afraid that I will accompany you all the way. Finally, I'm not the woman who walked the red carpet with you.

8. I envy the passers-by around you, and it is easy for you to take a look at the people I miss very much.

9. It is raining in the city where you live. I want to ask you if you have an umbrella. But I held back, because I was afraid you said you didn't bring it, and there was nothing I could do, just like I loved you but I couldn't give you the company you wanted.

10. How much despair and unwillingness is contained in the sentence "Let nature take its course".

1 1. I pretended not to leave when you came, and I pretended not to be here when you left.

12. Long-distance love is not easy. You can't meet and take care of each other.

13. As long as you have me in your heart, all distances are not distances.

14. Maybe you never know that the passer-by you pass casually on the road is someone that others want to see even in their dreams, but can't see.

15. Every day that should have been romantic, we were separated from Wan Li and Qian Shan.

16. Long-distance love is when I cry my head off and I can't speak, but you think I lost my temper and ignored you.

17. You will never see my loneliest appearance, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

18. We can't hug, we can't run across the road together, we can't breathe the same air together. Well, we are in a long-distance relationship.

19. When you are in love, you have to experience long-distance love. You can't share joys and sorrows, and you can't laugh, cry and hug.

20. True love can stand the test of time, and it can also stand the dull fleeting time. Long-distance love needs more, only because of the distance can we see each other more thoroughly.

2 1. Long-distance love is so hard and tired. I am really afraid that one day our love will be defeated by distance, and I want to cry. What happened to me today? I want to cry if I have nothing to do.

22. Will distance defeat love?

23. I am so tired. I am really tired. I can't stand long-distance relationships. Every time I need you, you don't want to cry again and again

24. Your heart is the corner of my sea and the end of the world. I can't go any further. We have traveled to the ends of the earth in this life, not halfway around the world, but accompanied by human beings.

25. Maybe you don't know that a person you meet casually in the street is someone that others dream of seeing, but can't see.

26. I'm sorry, I can only say good night to you through Wan Li.

I can't say why I love you, but I know that you are the reason why I don't love others.

28. Like me, the wound is a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and humid place, suitable for anything to grow.

29. We are not in the same place, please take care.

30. Long-distance relationships are really tiring. I've been thinking about it.

Talk about the sadness of single dog on Valentine's Day.

1. I don't expect you to love me. I don't expect you to care about me. I know, I've always been lonely.

There is always a person who lives in his heart all the time, but disappears into life.

I will only love a person with my personality and way, which is the most direct expression that belongs to me.

I will try to give up my dependence on you, and I can live well alone.

We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. I don't envy how much those couples love each other. I just feel bad that I don't have anyone around to accompany me.

6. Valentine's Day, one person, one mobile phone, one computer, one music, one person.

7. Is there anyone you miss very much for a moment?

Sometimes, I really want to disappear from this world. Just, is there anyone who will feel sorry for me?

9. The deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but having no expectation in my heart.

10. I want someone to wear couples shoes and couples clothes with me, but where is that person?

1 1. After the score came out, everyone asked you how your score was and whether you could go to college, but no one asked you if you were tired.

12. Do you have the heart to let go of my hand and let me float and sink alone in the sea of people?

13. Love is two people's eternal life, not one person's wishful thinking.

14. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to another person.

15. A person is often unhappy and others can't call him back. I'm not talking to anyone. I can't even eat so much.

16. I will never love anyone, even you.

17. Like someone, no matter how far you stand, you can recognize them at a glance.

18. Just like a person on the road, he has no direction and destination, just wants to find a suitable place to stay.

19. When you really like someone, all standards are no longer standards.

20. Love is so serious, but I am the only one left in the end.

2 1. I have put it down, but I didn't know it would hurt so much.

22. I like the feeling of being alone. Don't be disturbed, stay alone quietly.

23. You used to love me so much, but now I'm the only one reading love novels.

24. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

25. If there is someone else in your heart besides me, you can hide it from me, and I can also hide it from me.

26. When you really like someone, it is impossible to wish him happiness from the heart//

27. Loving someone is not only a strong feeling, but also a decision, a judgment and a commitment.

28. One person, on the road, go, stop, stop, go. What you see, what you can't see, what you can't reach.

29. If a person is willing to keep a distance from all the opposite sex for you, that is enough.

Please cherish me, the next person may not be better than me.

3 1. The same bottle of coke costs $2 in a convenience store and $60 in a five-star hotel. Many times, a person's value depends on where you are.

32. I thought that loving someone means touching each other with my heart, and finally I found that I was only touched by myself.

33. It's actually nice to be alone. He won't hurt others or himself. He only remembers being sad occasionally.

Missing someone is like drinking a glass of ice water and then turning it into tears for a long time.

35. Is there a song that makes your single cycle, and is there someone that you can't forget?

36. How painful it is to love someone, how easy it is to hurt someone. This is unscientific.

37. No one can live without another person.

38. Is there such a person who deserves my whole life to love her?

39. Is there anyone who, like me, will calm down when I am alone at night, think a lot of things unconsciously in my mind, my heart will hurt, and then shed tears unconsciously?

40. The oath has long been a dead letter. I won't leave anyone who wants to leave me. No matter how painful it is, I can stick to it alone.