Joke Collection Website - News headlines - Deformation instrument slogan

Deformation instrument slogan

Will a male snake marry a female snake? If Sir tells you now that a play is real dog blood, what will you think?

The role collapses, the plot is unfinished, and the logic is chaotic. ...

Dog blood seems to be the fatal wound of this play.

However, don't rush to scold when you see dog blood.

The Korean drama "Top Floor", the more you watch, the better you look.

In addition, don't forget that there is a scene in our drama that is really full of dog blood, which dares to make your front foot pupil and back foot burst.

Is it rotten?

I dare not say it is a classic.

But each one is absolutely an irreplaceable wonderful work embedded in your memory.

0 1

At the beginning of the Millennium, the play entered an explosive period.

Competing with each other, one game is a surprise, and there is a tendency to die without surprising words.

Unlike the current audience who scold dog blood.

That year: dog blood? If you say so, I won't be sleepy.

One by one, you can't help asking:

Can this be broadcast?

"Children of the jstars" hot search # Wang Yiding lost fertility #. Not surprisingly, the children in this family will never stop getting married. )

It sounds like dog blood, but in fact, much cry and little rain.

Joe said, "Is there a relationship between men and women?" The couple took it as an example.

How many folds in "Asexual Marriage" are folded in an understatement.

At the beginning, Deng Chao and Yin Tao's "love disappeared".

The story begins with their thatched cottage.

In fact, she is married, a married woman; He didn't know it at first, but after he knew it, he still launched a more violent offensive. ...

Boy, it's really love rat+dog licking, chaotic style and moral corruption.

However, this TV series is not judged on the commanding heights of morality, but walks into the dilemma of the role.

Her husband is young and successful, and he loves her deeply.

It's just-he's a man who has lost his sexual function.

She betrayed her and felt very guilty.

Only-"I think I am a complete woman".

Is it really so easy to unify morality and desire, emotion and reason?

△ There should be BGM here: Crossing the moral boundary, we walk into love ~ ~ ~

But don't open your mouth yet. This is where it belongs.

Let's see what a real jaw drop is.

Blood is Exquisite, directed by Shen Haofang (Happy Life of Big Mouth Zhang Damin), which combines elements of workplace, consanguinity and revenge.

As soon as he appeared, it was a murder. The deceased was Kuang Zongyuan, a real estate tycoon.

But at the same time, he is also the pursuer of the heroine Bu Xiuwen (Ji Wang).

At the same time ×2, he is also trying to bring down the commercial competitors of Bu Xiuwen Company.

At the same time ×3, he is also the biological daughter of Bu Xiuwen!

At the same time ×4, he turned out to be a diviner in the country thirteen years ago! ! !

Anyway, Sir couldn't figure out the plot at the moment, so he could only say to the screenwriter: you are really a talent.

Flowers in 2002 are not flowers.

In those days, Jin Chen was not the evil mother in Everything is Fine, and Chen Guobao was not a royal professional.

What a pair of CPS.

The hostess took her boyfriend home to meet her parents.

She is an economics professor, her mother is an assistant and her grandfather is a business owner.

A family spans the political and business circles, and there is no shortage of power, money and culture. According to the routine of general idol drama, this should be the winner of a perfect life, and you can take love as a career every day.

But the hostess has no time to fall in love.

The "boyfriend" she brought back actually asked him to investigate the cause of death.

The hostess suspected that the murderer was none other than her mother.

What?

After entering this home, I found a gloomy atmosphere everywhere.

The only person who looks normal is the hostess.

In the process of investigation, feelings gradually developed. ...

But in the end, I found out that the female host is the hidden big boss!

Mother's career was ruined by her; Mother's lover, she killed her.

The purpose is to drive my mother crazy. ...

what

It turned out that when 18 years old, she needed a blood transfusion in the hospital to realize that she was not her own daughter.

Knowing this truth, I was extremely depressed, drowned my worries by drinking, and forced my wife to prove her manhood when I got home.

But after waking up, the wife who struggled desperately in bed turned out to be a daughter who had been raised for many years. ...

Do you think this is the most terrible?

No, no, no.

What really broke the last hope of the hostess was that her mother was at the door when she was caught.

She glanced at it. ...

Turn around. Body. Leave. Open.

What?

You can say that after that night.

This woman's life is over, and all that remains is revenge.

Some viewers said: This is China's version of "Night Walk".

To sum up these plots, it still doesn't work.

There are many kinds of dog blood, and things have changed. At that time, we were really not afraid.

02

The play is different, but Depth Charge is still an evil woman.

Evil girl?

On today's screen, there are both Fan's mother, Fang's mother and Su Mingyu's mother.

Either the all-evil girl, the special protagonist in the early stage, was convicted and hanged in the later stage.

Have you found that their characteristics are not-marginalization, flattening and homogenization?

If the evil girl is the protagonist, the three views are not correct and there is something wrong with the orientation!

An actress can be chased by her friends because she vividly interprets the third party. Lin Youyou was banned as a "tea ceremony", and wuyue, the actor of Lingling, was once sprayed to Weibo.

The slightest moral flaw will be erased.

If this evil heroine were today, what would it be?

A lifetime of wrong love.

Mr. Wang knows that she is in the shadow of your childhood.

The story is simple: a lifetime of mistakes.

The transformation of crime and punishment.

Gu Jiahui, an educated youth who was pregnant before marriage, and Feng Gu, a rural woman, gave birth to a child on the same day, but Gu Jiahui died.

Later, when the family came to pick up her granddaughter, Gu Feng became selfish and abandoned two children.

So the lives of two girls are upside down, and their lives are intertwined.

Cecilia Han, who plays Chen Xiangnan (actually the daughter of this family), has no other performance space except kindness. He is played as Gu Wenwen.

In the present words.

"Evil girl" Gu is an absolute one.

Who says villains must be supporting roles?

Who said that the villain image is single?

Evil girls can still occupy the center and shine.

Now it seems that the story of this play is quite vulgar.

Chen wanted to go to college in the south, but he met Gu in the streets of Shanghai.

When I was working, I came to Gu Jia as a domestic servant and met my own grandmother.

The childhood sweetheart happened to be Gu's boyfriend.

Make it up, make it up.

However, the wonderful thing about "A Life of Wrong Love" lies in its brilliance. With so many forced coincidences, you can still arouse your curiosity and you don't want to give up drama. (unless scared away)

Although dog blood, it is not shoddy at all.

A vulgar story was carved into a flower by cold.

Here, I want to order an ending song sung by Han Hong.

(When it was broadcast that year, when the gloomy prelude came out, I almost didn't send Sir away, and the picture was quite good. )

It's the same routine as "Deformation Meter": coquetry and domineering in the city, innocence and kindness in the countryside.

It's just that this is beyond your imagination.

Gu Cai 10 years old. When he was a child, he dared to throw a rabbit on his aunt's bed, which hurt her very much.

I heard menstruation and his servant Ma Chen whispering to each other.

She was worried that the identity exchange would be leaked by Chen Ma and threatened Chen Ma in the middle of the night.

One second I was pretending to sleep, the next I smiled, and Yin stopped her and stared at her.

In detective chinatown's Black Girl, Zifeng Zhang was a little late after all.

So "evil".

The audience recalled that they didn't feel hatred, but were surprised. (Although I was shivering for those days)

After all, The Wrong Love Life filmed a wicked girl, but it didn't make the situation worse.

But reasonable, divorced from reality and humanity.

Take the fact that my aunt is pregnant with a second child. At first, Gu Luo Yi was just a daughter spoiled by her grandmother.

Her way of being jealous is to scribble on Tang Bohu's fan.

The fission of human nature begins with the blackmail of one's own family.

Pulling little Roy with one hand, looking in the mirror according to her head, shouting in a low voice.

Take a good look at yourself.

Your nose, your forehead, your eyes.

You belong to the Chen family.

You are not a family man.

After learning the truth about his life, Gu Luo Yi began to become extremely harmonious.

She is afraid that everything in front of her eyes will be taken away at any time, and everything she has will be taken away.

In the play, there is a very strong contrast. Gu is taking a milk bath in the bathtub, and his other life comes to mind.

Wearing coarse clothes, working in the fields in the sun, staying vulgar in the country.

Seems to be the apple of her eye, spoiled, but Gu analyzed herself like this:

You said I was proud.

But do you know why I am proud?

Because I'm not confident

I've been feeling short of time since I was ten years old.

Life is actually a race.

The fastest runner wins.

Running slowly will have disastrous consequences.

She wants to hold fast to the fleeting quicksand between her fingers.

The tighter you hold, the more you lose.

When grandma found out that she had been changed, she persuaded her to admit her real mother. In the dispute, Gu Luo Yi accidentally pushed her grandmother downstairs.

It was a big mistake, so she had to make a mistake, steal grandma's safe and try to tamper with her will.

But in the end, I found out that in fact, in my grandmother's will, the inheritance was left to her. ...

The word "wrong" in "Wrong Love Life" explains everything.

It's the fault of that era, the fault of the previous generation, the quirk of fate and the difference of people's hearts.

Evil girls are no longer the target of people's anger.

She spreads evil, shatters evil, and shows you the endless ravines and cycles of evil.

03

If you want to talk about the ceiling of the evil woman.

No matter what you think, Mr. Wang should be the first person to promote Zhou Jiali played by Xu Fan in Wrong Love.

Nowadays, Xu Fan's role has been fixed as the kind of woman who walks into the years lightly.

Mrs. Lin never knew anything but Yun, and Ji Peizhen knew everything about my mother.

But the role of Zhou Jiali is definitely a strange peak in Xu Fan's resume.

Sir, the screenwriter of this play is also convinced by thousands of people.

Look at the picture and answer.

Old Zhou Jiali and Zhang Mei (Ji Wang) celebrate their birthdays together and ask: What is their relationship?

Is it a girlfriends' party?

Is it neighborhood harmony?

Or the burning years in Qing Ji?

Reveal the answer: one is the original match and the other is the mistress.

Their birthday is for their son.

I see, the original match is mother, and the third is mistress.

Naive!

Correct answer: The original match was an adoptive mother. After being a mother for many years, San Xiao found that she was the real mother!

Is your judgment reasonable?

Looking at it now, this is simply a masterpiece of "dog blood" that crushes "Top Floor".

What's different is that "Wrong Love" stripped off the sense of vanity and pleasure reversed in the dog blood drama, but injected a horrible taste into daily life.

For example, Zhou Jiali sawed the door with a saw in the middle of the night.

Slow and stiff, muttering back and forth, nervous and crazy, the picture is extremely extreme, and it can be called the childhood version of The Shining.

In The Wrong Love, Zhou Jiali combines "mistress", "green tea", "Bai Lianhua" and "best".

The combat value is staggering.

Not only did I send my best friend in, but I also successfully entered the marriage hall with my best friend husband.

After marriage, my best friend's son became a lifelong companion, and my best friend's daughter almost did it because of her, and even jumped off a building.

Nowadays, it is the kind that every episode has to poke the heart and lungs of the audience and can be scolded on hot search for half a year.

She is a doctor by profession in the play.

She specializes in low blood pressure outside the play.

Original match catch rape, incoherent with anger:

I told you.

If you dare to thank us again in the future, I will

Passing 18-wheeler, Zhou Jiali took the woman:

Give him to me.

You give it to me. I want him. I want to be with him.

This is really a social disorder. She kept calm in the crisis and kept calm in the face of danger. She can't go on without her.

And what makes people tremble is.

No matter how shady she is behind her back, she will always be a "model" in front of outsiders, taking recipes with her and cooking for the children.

Really?

As soon as I got busy, I threw two carrots for two children to chew at noon.

In the name of discipline, there are actually all kinds of torture.

If they don't do well in math, they will carry a big bag of soybeans and let them stay up late to count.

I went back to my room and had a comfortable sleep.

The children counted it all night, and it was 146880.

Children are rebellious. If they don't eat, they will pick up steamed bread and stick their heads in it.

The child was hungry and ate jiaozi. When she found it, she put him on the table and put her hand in her mouth to dig it out.

Sister Xiaoying stopped the fight, but she was very angry and angry. She picked up a shovel and dragged Xiaoying back and forth in the house, killing her.

Is that enough?

Today, everyone regards her as a demon without humanity, but forgets that the screenwriter used evil to expose the hidden truth in human nature.

As written in the short comment:

When I was a child, I only thought Zhou Jiali was bad.

Now it seems that she is actually a person who can't control her emotions.

And it will infinitely amplify the negative emotions of patients with psychological disorders.

The greater evil of man lies in ignorance.

When Ta was around, I didn't realize it was evil at all.

Zhou Jiali never felt like a bad guy. She only feels that she is doing her duty to discipline her children.

Like this scene.

Xiao Tao was so hungry that he found a stack of tickets by the roadside.

After Zhou Jiali found out, he didn't listen to Xiao Tao's explanation. He insisted that Xiao Tao stole it and dragged him to the noodle restaurant to apologize to the boss in public.

In this way, she established dignity in front of the children and won a reputation outside.

But Xiao Tao's self-esteem as a child was completely crushed.

Xiaoying was almost met by a strange man.

When Zhou Jiali found out, he was surprisingly concerned. He even walked to her bed with a flashlight in the middle of the night and looked at her.

The next day, she was taken to the hospital for examination and repeatedly asked Xiaoying's quilt.

After opening the room, I explained to the teacher with concern: "I just took her to check if she was pregnant."

However, this series of operations made Xiaoying suffer a second humiliation.

You will find an instinctive tendency in her "love".

And when it is implemented, it will always be famous in the world and be at the commanding heights of morality.

That is, "for your own good"

Why did the screenwriter make up such a terrible character?

Because, Zhou Jiali is not completely invented.

She is the ugly stitching of overlapping human beings.

Although it is not deliberately emphasized in the play, you can infer what era it is from the details-meal tickets, cloth tickets, clothes and slogans.

Absurd times have opened Pandora's box of human nature, allowing all kinds of ugliness to run rampant in the world.

At the beginning of the Millennium, the main force of TV viewers experienced the last era, and they are still worried about various distortions of human nature.

Zhou Jiali's evil has her nature.

But at the same time, is there no obvious trace of alienation?

For example, her idea of "teaching mathematics" is still very noble and impressive.

Don't be afraid of hardship in your study.

Remember, nothing is difficult in the world as long as you are willing to climb.

As long as the kung fu is deep, the pestle can be ground into a needle.

The most terrible evil in this world is carried out in the name of nobility.

In the collective unconscious madness, in the blind "love" of the times, people enthusiastically exercise evil, but they know nothing about it.

Looking back at the evil girl in the play, this play.

There is no denying that many people are attracted by curiosity at first.

But staring at evil.

We recognize evil, hate it and know how to avoid it.

This seemingly absurd and bloody farce is actually asking about human nature and history.

Look at today.

The rules of "Three Views" are more and more strict and precise, the protagonist is more and more white and flawless, and the ending is more and more joyful, Japanese and cool.

All kinds of good plays are still emerging.

It's just that the vicious hero is far away from us.

However.

Did all the evils they broke really disappear together?

Wenwenluo

Editor's Assistant: Day and Night with Canned Cover

The above is about whether the marriage between the male snake and the female snake is good or not, and it is about the sharing of marriage. After reading the spouses of male snake and ten female snakes, I hope it will help everyone!