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What do you mean, you'd rather let your skull sleep on your back?

I'd rather sleep flat than go out to take risks. A word from an epidemic.

A certain district in Pidu District of Chengdu held a megaphone and shouted the epidemic prevention slogan "I would rather sleep with a flat skull than go out to take risks, and I would rather fall on the sofa than go out to get into trouble ..." Every sentence rhymed, and some netizens commented in Weibo that "everyone in Pidu District of Chengdu is a rapper! Optimistic about Chengdu, come on! "

It's another Spring Festival, and the coronavirus is still making trouble.

It's important to go out less and sleep more, so as to strengthen your physique.

Go out less, wear masks, and outsiders should report it.

Don't join in the fun when there are many people.

In fact, the virus is not terrible, and I am afraid that everyone will not listen.

As long as we obey and stay at home, we can beat him.

Keep warm and don't catch a cold.

Report fever and cough in time, and droplets float from one person to another. Don't get together during the festival.

Drink a little wine at home and don't go out for a walk. I'd rather get drunk than go to the party.

I would rather have a flat head than go out to take risks.

I'd rather have my pants torn than go out and get into trouble.

I'd rather hold back my sweat than add chaos to the government.