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What are the tricks when occupying a seat?

As the exam is approaching, everyone chooses to go to the library, but there are many people going and the seat occupation is serious. What should we do?

I personally feel that I have summed up some strategies for occupying a seat.

1. Compare the general law: get up early in the morning, be a good boy, go to the queue, help your classmates to occupy a table after you go in, and politely say, "Sorry, classmate, this is taken." People who know themselves will walk away.

2. general method: just join a small group, hehe, there are many acquaintances, there is no way, and the latter method is the same as above

3. conventional method: after entering, quickly take out a few books, spread them out and assign them to each seat. This shows that this seat is occupied, please leave quickly.

4. shameless method: this method has seasonal restrictions! In winter, we all wear scarves. When we go in, we will spread them out and put them on the table. I really can't. Add a hat.

5. Dirty method: The principle of this method is the same as above, except that the props are replaced with toilet paper, which has a great influence and a wide range and is an extremely dirty method. Not only will you fill the whole seat, but you can also take a few more if you are happy! Ha ha! ! ! !

6. The ultimate method: This method is too powerful. If it is not used properly, it will not only fail to occupy a seat, but will be left to be on duty.

Before you go to the library, buy a deck of poker, and after you enter, distribute the poker on the table like a gambler. If it is too late, a fairy will come and throw the poker into the sky, hehe. However, if the administrator sees you, hey hey, you will be punished for being on duty first and then deported.