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What wonderful things have you encountered in the swimming pool?

In p>2, our small town ushered in a fitness craze. All gymnasiums and swimming pools took "fashion, sports, health and beauty" as the propaganda slogan, and repeatedly emphasized the importance of "national participation and national fitness". Various discount packages and experience tickets attracted many young people to try.

Because of the climate in the north, many outdoor sports are deserted in winter. Although skiing and skating are "red" traditional events, except for a few favorite villagers, most of them are foreigners who suffer. It is the "most beautiful" thing to swim indoors in the frozen river.

Therefore, in response to the goal of "participating in the national fitness revolution in the motherland" and in the spirit of "Lei Feng" that promotes "unity and friendship" and helps others, we carry forward the fine tradition of "not being afraid of hardship, not being afraid of fatigue, and enjoying hardship before enjoying it". Facing the difficult situation that there are still many oppressed innocent women in the world who fail to arm themselves with superb swimming skills, Our generation of "socialist successors" who believe in the spirit of "ownership" decided to "overcome all difficulties" and "give full play to their own advantages" to help those women in trouble actively and selflessly, so that every woman can feel the warmth of the socialist family.

so we went to the swimming pool. After a simple shower, we strode to the swimming pool. Just when we decided to go to deep water or shallow water, we found that there was one person missing from the team. It was either someone else or the fiercest buddy. He was the first in the work unit, like an ox, and he had a good heart and temper. He never saw him, and he was afraid of anything. He was very bold.

Just when we were confused, this buddy appeared and saw a swimming ring around his waist and a swimming ring slung over his shoulders. According to his usual style, we thought he was preparing for us who can't swim, but it's not right. Even these goods will be traditional dog planing. My brother said, "Ah, I'm too strong and I can't swim, so I rented two swimming laps."

What kind of logic is this, my friends? But people really put two swimming traps around their waist, and then walked into the shallow water without hesitation. Everyone else jumped. He was a big man, set up two swimming rings and walked in slowly. What kind of scene was this? But at least one thing he is successful! In the whole swimming area, no one looks at the beautiful girl around him. Yes, he succeeded in attracting everyone's attention, just like he "worked hard to build socialism" at work, the only difference is that people laughed more brightly.

The elder sister standing next to us in a "lifeguard" swimsuit gloated and said, "Look at people, it's nice to be so conscious.". Really, we were there for a long time! The publicity of the freezing swimming pool outside is well done, and there are more people! Looking at him all alone, this buddy is quite popular with children, and he soon became one. Don't mention this excitement, dear brother, haven't you found that only these children have set up a swimming circle in the shallow water except you? Set one! He really didn't think about what the children next to him who didn't have a swimming ring thought.

after we reacted, we all ran to the deep water area. This big brother was quite protective and kept shouting "Come here, come here, it's so hot under your feet". How can this be done!

many years have passed, and whenever we get together, we will talk about these things and laugh. Maybe it's because we all come from the countryside, and we were really fearless when we were growing up in the countryside, so his scene really embarrassed us! To tell the truth, I am also very happy!

1. Probably in the summer of 213, I went swimming with my classmates, saying that I was going swimming, but because I couldn't swim at all, I fluttered around the pool in shallow water. When I was tired after playing for a while, I rested on the edge and watched them play. This was a black shadow, and suddenly it came out of the water not far away. A woman shook her head. Why is it a black shadow? Because she was wearing a black swimsuit. You know, the woman felt it after a few seconds, and quickly turned the glistening part black again.

2. Another time, it took longer. About myself, I went with my colleagues in the summer of 29. Because I was nearsighted, I thought I had no place to put my glasses, so I didn't bring them in, but I was holding my mobile phone for fear that I couldn't pick up the phone. After I went in, I put the phone on a seat, the plastic one was a little concave, and I went to play. I didn't get a call until I left. I was still thinking that there were no callers today (because of my work at that time, there were usually more phones). I went to get my mobile phone and found that it had been soaking in the water.

The wonderful things that everyone met were not as interesting as what I saw.

Once we were swimming happily in the swimming pool, a young woman came in naked, and she looked like she was in good shape while playing with her mobile phone.

Everyone was shocked and looked at her in unison. At first, she didn't care. She looked up and saw many boys aiming at her, thinking that she was beautiful. Later, she thought it was wrong. Why did many women look at her in unison? Many people were laughing.

She seemed to understand something. She looked down at herself and found herself coming out naked. She uttered "Oh, my God" and ran back, covering her face, and accidentally dropped her mobile phone in the swimming pool. She doesn't care either.

So we burst into laughter. I guess she was fascinated by playing with her mobile phone and forgot to wear a bathing suit. This is the strangest thing that happened to me in the swimming pool.

The wonderful thing I met in the swimming pool was that I met someone naked and entered the swimming pool in Wulongbei Hot Spring Swimming Pool in Dandong many years ago.

I went to Dandong for a meeting that year, during which a group of men and women went swimming in Wulongbei Hot Spring Swimming Pool. Before swimming, you should go into the shower room to take a shower, put on your swimsuit, and then go out directly from the shower room, which is the swimming pool. That day, shortly after we got out of the swimming pool, we suddenly heard a few girls' oh, my God' and covered their faces. Looking up, a boy jumped into the pool naked without wearing anything. It turned out that he came out of the shower room directly after taking a shower, and even forgot to put on his swimming trunks and came out naked. Hearing everyone's noise, the boy reacted and quickly covered his face and ran back. I didn't come back later, because I didn't see this boy come back again. Ha ha!

It was in the summer of 214, and my colleagues made an appointment to come to Phoenix Hot Spring (with swimming pool). Among them, there were six men and three women. Everyone got dressed and went to the swimming pool and plopped down like jiaozi. One of the girls, who can't swim, just belongs to the company's good popularity, and more importantly, she is single. There are more men than women. I find that there is a rule. If a girl can talk to all the boys, she must be the object of ridicule. She wears a bathing suit with a skirt and is slightly fat.

At that time, several boys were like animals, and several people threw this beautiful woman into the swimming pool arm in arm. I seem to have seen him drink a few mouthfuls of water, and his face turned red with choking. When the beautiful woman comes to her senses, she will scold you sluts with a very loud voice and always bully others. She crawled ashore slowly. At that time, I was swimming and didn't take part in teasing her, but at this time, I looked up at her by chance, only to see that he was panting slightly and his legs were slightly open. The obviously white swimsuit vaguely saw the dark forest between his legs through the invasion of water, and my eyes immediately changed and I plunged into the water to avoid looking at her again. I really wanted to remind her that I didn't know how to say it! I bet all the boys here saw it and pretended to be idle. In this way, the girl was thrown back and forth like a hydrangea by her colleagues countless times.

maybe this girl can only be described as embarrassed for me? It's not wonderful enough. Therefore, if girls go swimming, they should try to choose a bathing suit with better quality. Otherwise, you don't even know when the spring will break out!

Last year was the year before last. I went swimming with a sister and two three best friends.

Girls learn, I teach, I have a good relationship with my sisters, I have enough friends, lover not full, all kinds of jokes. At that time, my sister was soaking in the water by the swimming pool, so I wanted to dive in and scare her. Then I dived over and touched my thigh. When I got up, I saw a young woman I didn't know. It turned out that my diving was off course. Fortunately, although the other party was a little angry at that time, there was nothing behind it. The young woman is carrying a boy of several years old, who should be her son. It was awkward at the time.

that young woman is not beautiful, and now I think about it, I can only apologize.

many years ago. At that time, I just graduated from school, worked alone outside, and had more free time on weekends. In summer, I liked to go swimming. Location: Swimming pool, it's almost 18 o'clock in the evening, and many people are starting to go home one after another. Not far away, there was a girl who came to swim for the first time. Why did I guess it was the first time? I guessed it from the swimsuit she chose. She may not have noticed that kind of swimsuit before. When she soaks in the water, it all shrinks, and the fabric is tightly tied to her body, so her figure can be seen at a glance. Embarrassed that some parts are quite convex, this kind of swimsuit is really not suitable for girls to wear. She didn't know it yet. After swimming for a while, she got up and walked around. Many people should have noticed that several people around me have been staring at her, and I found it a little different. I really wanted to tell her, but at that time I was very shy and embarrassed, so I refrained from telling her. So tell my friends, especially the girls, that you must buy good quality and expensive swimsuits. Don't buy something bad because it's cheap, and there will be embarrassing things.

when it comes to the wonderful things in the swimming pool, I think it's true, but it's a bit out of place when you see it.

It was a summer day in an open-air swimming pool. Because of the hot weather, there were a lot of people coming to swim. Men, women, adults, children, old and young were all in need.

Just when I was having a good time, I suddenly heard two girls screaming next to me, perverts, perverts … At first, I thought someone was holding out a salty pig's hand in the water, but it was not clear that there were no men next to the two girls, so why did they call them perverts? It's strange that he ran to the shore quickly while shouting pervert ...

Just when I was wondering, I saw those people around the girl running to the shore quickly just now, and I saw them too. Guess what I saw? When I saw two strips of shit, I was so leisurely rippling in the water, as if I was floating happily ... At that moment, I suddenly felt that my whole body was surrounded by shit, and I almost spit out what I ate at noon. I didn't have time to think about it, so I stood up and ran to the shore with the gang.

It's estimated that everyone who saw that shit COP was almost the same as I thought, disgusting and uncomfortable. I'm afraid I will have a long psychological shadow in the future, so I shouldn't go swimming in similar swimming pools again.

it's amazing that men and women wear so little to take a shower together! Don't say I'm feudal. You usually dress like you are in the swimming pool at home, and others will say you are dissolute! It's a matter of course that everyone dresses like this in the swimming pool?

what's more, don't get into the water during the physiological period! Although it is hot, you have a lot of blood! ~

and you, you can't buy a reasonable bra! I have to take it out to annoy people!

I met many wonderful things. Pick up some that are fresh in my memory and tell me.

1. Dizzy

In those days, when the university was taking classes in the heated swimming pool of a nearby four-star hotel, a classmate from Zhangjiajie climbed the five-meter platform inside. That thing is not high, it really climbs up, and it's really scary to look at the bright water below.

it's shocking that the classmate can't swim. We only heard a loud bang and turned around and he had disappeared. A few good water dived down quickly and saw a glistening blue trouser head under the water through the goggles. When we dragged him ashore, he was already dizzy.

The sexy female lifeguards sitting next to the hotel wearing swimsuits were all vases, and they were in a hurry. The beautiful woman we were looking forward to was not given artificial respiration, so he spit and woke up.

2. Dirty

Once I was swimming in a reservoir in a foreign country, there were many people. Suddenly, a group of children howled and swam away one after another. I didn't understand, thinking there was some monster. But look at those children's faces. It's fun. So I'm going to pass it on. Until a Sao year frightened roar loud: shit! There is shit in the water! I just noticed a lump of indescribable things drifting by, and suddenly my heart sank like iron. After I went back, I retched for three days, and I didn't want to eat fish for several months. I always felt that the fish smelled like shit.

3. Beautiful death

When I was in junior high school, I went to Lushan Mountain to play with some neighbors. There are many places to play with water on the mountain. At that time, Lushan Mountain was not as crowded as it is now. A group of us went down to play when we saw that the water was not too deep. I was playing. I saw several girls in the neighborhood playing at a small waterfall, so I ran over to join in the fun. As a result, I saw a little sister's clothes washed by water as if they were transparent, black and white at a glance. She didn't know it. My brain exploded when I saw it, and I finally left furtively, forgetting everything I saw.

4. Near-death experience

When I was in college, in my senior year, there was a sister from Shanxi. I called her Sister Shark because she always said she wanted to eat sharks.

One day, a group of my classmates went swimming in a reservoir in the country, near their home. She floated there with a swimming ring in her arms and suddenly fell out of the ring.

We panicked on the spot, and we fished for it quickly. The water was like ink, and we couldn't see anything, but our eyes were dark green. Then I hooked something on my ankle, and I hooked it with my foot, and people got up. I quickly pulled her up this afternoon.

it was nice of her to grab my neck and climb as hard as she could, as if I were a ladder, and I was so watery that she sank. At that time, I thought it was over, so I found a diving tour in a desperate direction, and finally I couldn't hold on, and the water kept pouring into my nose.

At that moment, I remembered many things that I had forgotten in the past, even those in kindergarten.

Then, I woke up in my heaven. It is said that my classmates pulled me up.

that girl is fine, too. But she said she was pulled down by something in the water.

local students also said that there is a legend of water monkeys here. Our hair stood on end and we never dared to play with water again.