How to drain the marketing copy of convenience stores?

The slogan on the pepper stall reads "I heard that peppers are more suitable for spicy oil in rainy days"; The meat stall says "The meat is too fragrant, don't come to lose weight"; The onion stall reads "It doesn't matter if you are lovelorn in Chengdu, because it is sweet for you to push my heart away layer by layer:)"; The fruit stand says, "Where is the lemon extract? Team up. ! ! "