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I am a small security guard. What is a jingle?

1, I am a small security guard to protect the safety of the community. The responsibility of day shift and night shift is heavy. Somewhere in the workplace tomorrow, public order will be prevented before it happens.

I am a small security guard, and my salary is only 2000 yuan. I am also lazy at work, and my hobbies are only watching movies.

I am a small security guard. I go to work to get off work. Idiot chasing the goddess says good night every day.

I am a small security guard, and I will also think about tomorrow. There is no need to dwell on the past. I will be a security guard tomorrow.

5. I am a small security guard, and my daily problems change greatly. Sudden events help the storm. It is self-evident that the results depend on major issues and minor issues, and I will report them step by step. Listen to the owner's complaints and respond to the details. It is difficult to deal with it consciously, so remember to report it in time.