Interesting exam quotations

Lead: Once you review, you will be unhappy. If you are unhappy, don't review. Be happy without reviewing. A happy day will pass. The following are the funny quotations I brought about about the exam. Welcome to read and pay attention.

1, look at a question and test a question, fate; It is luck to answer a question correctly; Horizontal batch: it is useless to do more. Reading a book every day is efficient; Take one exam, strength; Horizontal recognition: sudden success.

2. There is a question type called: This knowledge point, I may take multiple-choice questions, noun explanation questions, short-answer questions and essay questions. Direct blood injection macro ..

3. Look at Cell, I am dead; See "blood", no circulation; Looking at breathing, my lungs are not dilated; See "digestion", hyperacidity; Looking at the energy, I collapsed; After reading Excretion, my urine collapsed; Looking at the feeling, I am numb; Looking at "Nerve", I am confused; Looking at endocrine, I am not in tune; Oh, my god The candidate's reason is illness. . . Classic funny quotations about exams

I read it in the morning and forgot it in the afternoon. I saw it in the afternoon and forgot it at night. I forgot a door after reading it, and there is another door after reading it. . .

A month ago, I asked Fotuo if he knew what to do. The Buddha gave me four words: everything depends on people; Half a month ago, I asked the Buddha again, and the Buddha gave me four words: everything goes with fate; Today, I asked Buddha again. After a long silence, the Buddha said, I will give you four more words: participation is the most important thing ~ ~

6. Is there an examination scope called? Do you want to take the whole book with you? There is an exam that focuses on. I said concentrate on the first sentence and the second sentence. My heart is sinking and my eyes are full of tears? Those teachers who didn't concentrate on the whole book were angels and girls with broken wings in their last lives. Marry a teacher who is dedicated to this.

7. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called I don't know at all, a kind of multiple-choice question called seeing it right, a kind of calculation question called crying while doing it, an application question called crashing, and a proof question called proving your sister! There is a failing class called it doesn't matter!

It doesn't matter if you don't pass the exam. And make-up exams. If you fail the make-up exam, you must retake it!

9. It is completely impossible to have a filling question. There is a multiple-choice question that seems to be right. There is a kind of arithmetic problem that cries while doing it. There is a kind of answer called getting up and crashing. There is a kind of proof that proves your sister. It doesn't matter if you have a failed course.

10, don't fail, I want to; If I don't review, I want it. You can't have it both ways, so I'll go.

1 1, the test is not the result, but the signal of China Mobile. . .

12, the courage to cheat in the exam is relatively big, so dare to cheat, don't be like a small-footed person.

13. In high school, I envied college students as long as they passed the exam. In college, I envy high school students for failing in exams.

14, death teaches everything, just like the results announced after the exam. Although it suddenly dawned, it was too late ~!

15, exam cheats: three long and one short choices are the shortest; Three short and one long choose the longest; Choose b with different lengths; If it is not uniform, choose d. Mainly copying, supplemented by Mongolia, combined with copying, Mongolia will certainly pass.

16, now the exam is like the national football team. Usually, the parties are not worried, but others are worried about them. Those who should have worked hard did not work hard, but those who should not have worked hard did.

17, I feel cold when I get the test paper, and I feel nervous when I forget the vocabulary. This seems familiar, but the explanation is unclear. Grammar reading is ambiguous. Reading a composition tears a thousand lines. I will leave the examination room in two hours. Meet my classmates. * * * sad. I have no face to meet my parents for such achievements. Until the performance release date, on the roof, Foxconn.

18, ~ actually, the college entrance examination is not terrible at all. After reviewing for a year, I did well in the exams. The university is terrible, only one week, and all the exams are impossible ~ ~

19, the whole semester was completely abandoned, and the exam was approaching, and my heart was broken. I haven't slept for a week. Before the exam, I memorized it. I collapsed when I walked into the examination room. I cried when I got the paper. I didn't get in, and I didn't get in anything ~ ~

20. The teacher said calmly in every exam. The whole book is the focus. This so-called focus is not the point. I will focus on it. If you think it is the key, I will take it as the key in the key.

2 1, when I was in high school, I envied college students being admitted. College, missing high school, failing?

22, Band 6, you're embarrassed, too. Why do you think we seldom learn Chinese? It's not all about you and your sister.

23. I have a stomachache and feel like vomiting today. There was an exam in the afternoon, and in the middle of it, I couldn't help throwing up. The teacher came over and said with concern, why, the question is disgusting.

24. The math exam was invigilated by three teachers. Risking his life, send him a note: will the third question be held? After a while, the note said: I will!

25. I was unhappy when I started reviewing. If I'm unhappy, I won't review. If I didn't review, I was very happy. If I am happy, the day will pass. . . Interesting sentences

26. AP News: President Obama is very honored to appear in the CET-4 and CET-6 of China University for many times. ......

27. Cheat in exams and work together. Plagiarism is the main thing, cheating is the disadvantage. If you pass the protection of copying, who dares to report after-school violence, everyone should come on and copy during the exam ~ I hope everyone can copy the level! Copy style! Copy your grades! !

28. If you review, you will be unhappy. If you are unhappy, don't review. Be happy without reviewing. A happy day will pass.

29, look at a question and test a question, with the fate; It is luck to answer a question correctly; Horizontal batch: it is useless to do more. Reading a book every day is efficient; Take one exam, strength; Horizontal batch: assault talent!

30. When I was in high school, I envied that college students were admitted. I'm in college, so I can miss the failing high school.

3 1, in fact, the college entrance examination is not terrible at all. After reviewing for a year, I did well in the exams. The college exam was terrible. There is only one week to review, and the exam is full of things you can't do.

32. The whole semester was ruined, and I was heartbroken when the exam approached. I haven't slept for a week. I have been lying in bed before the exam. I walked into the examination room and collapsed. I got the newspaper and cried. I didn't take the exam. I don't know anything.

33. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question, a kind of multiple-choice question, a kind of calculation question, a kind of application question, and a kind of failing course.

34. A month ago, I asked Fotuo what to do if he wanted to take the exam. Buddha gave me four words. Everything depends on human efforts? Half a month ago, I asked the Buddha again, and the Buddha gave me four words? Everything is fate? Today, I asked again, what did the Buddha say after a long silence? Focus on participation? .

35. The furthest distance in the world is not that others are reviewing and I am previewing, but that I was still doing the first question during the exam and others had already done the second question.

36. Every time the teacher says: Please put things unrelated to the exam on the platform. ? I really want to stand on the podium.

37. After taking the final exam for so many years, can't we have an anniversary? One hundred yuan, two hundred yuan, and one yuan for two subjects.

38. Don't bend over for fame, don't put pen to paper for a few minutes. I hope I won't fail in the exam.