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How to write aunt Ben's slogan?

Time goes by mercilessly, and I suddenly become an old aunt in grade three, but even after giving birth to a child, I still feel naive. You may be taken care of too well by your lover along the way. From falling in love in college to getting married and having children, I am basically carefree. Especially thanks to my big pig's trotters. The reason why he is called pig's feet is because he has been a "straight man" since college. As long as what I want can be realized immediately, I will try to achieve what I can't, and I will never make excuses with me.

Because I majored in foreign languages, I like English-style things very much, and I don't know why I was caught by an engineering bumpkin, haha. Didn't Mano say a golden sentence in "If You Are the One" 20 10, that is, "I would rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle". At that time, we were only sophomores, and he vowed to buy me a BMW in the future. I said I don't want a BMW, I like a MINI. Do you know Minnie?

Unexpectedly, as soon as I mentioned this, he gave me a mini model car on my birthday and promised to buy me a real one in the future. At that time, the cost of living was only 500 yuan a month to 600 yuan, and he went to the restaurant for a month at the weekend to afford it.

This model is exquisite and the details are in place. MINI's classic big eyes and frameless doors perform well, so I have been collecting them.

Then in 20 15, we broke up without graduation, but we stayed together all the way and got married smoothly. Mini is a wedding gift.

Big eyes like a car model, same frameless door, white is more suitable for girls. When he led me to pick up the car, he kept it very secret. At the last minute, I didn't know that this car belonged to me.

After marriage, I have basically never worked, and my life is very petty. Especially after I bought the MINI, I have a lot of face in the circle of young ladies. When I have nothing to do, I go to the tea shop and clothing store opened by my sister to help and live a pampered housewife life.

"I am responsible for making money to support my family, and you are responsible for being beautiful", which is what the big pig's hoof said. In fact, he did. He was promoted to department manager the year before last, and he was unwilling to change a car for himself. He still drives the old Fit, and temporarily commandeered my MINI when he met with a face. I asked him if MINI had more face than BMW, and he said it was better than BMW, alas, straight man!

May the young ladies who like MINI be treated gently and have sex like MINI, haha.