Funny sentences about Double Eleven that have nothing to do with me

1. You cannot submit a refund application on Double 11, so think twice before buying.

2. For girls like me who didn’t buy anything on Double 11, just keep it, my dear, because you are virtuous after all.

3. On a cold day, it’s Double 11. Don’t buy anything and go to class. It’s really suitable to be with the air conditioner.

4. The so-called Double 11 Hand-Chopping Festival, in fact, I have already spent as much money as possible.

5. A warning to Double 11 shoppers, when you are busy you feel like you lack nothing. Only when you are extremely bored will you feel like you have nothing. Good morning, kids!

6. I can’t tell the difference between the Double 11 Shopping Festival and Singles’ Day. I just want to ask, have you “chopped your hands” today? Anyway, I’m pretty much defeated. I plan to drink porridge for a month.